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by redskieslookfake 24 days ago | Rating: 0.0 on 5 ratings (7 reviews) last by Dru M 2 days ago
by redskieslookfake 35 days ago | Rating: 1.55 on 9 ratings (16 reviews) last by redskieslookfake 1 day ago

I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
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