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by poisonyourkids 7 years ago | Rating: 0.68 on 18 ratings (41 reviews) last by Shlongy 6 years ago
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Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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