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by i_can_get_you_a_toe 6 years ago | Rating: 1.16 on 26 ratings (27 reviews) last by Dru M 2 years ago
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by i_can_get_you_a_toe 8 years ago | Rating: 1.33 on 109 ratings (109 reviews) last by coolstorybro 7 years ago
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by i_can_get_you_a_toe 8 years ago | Rating: 1.3 on 44 ratings (44 reviews) last by coolstorybro 7 years ago
by i_can_get_you_a_toe 9 years ago | Rating: 0.57 on 136 ratings (136 reviews) last by EmissionImpossible 8 years ago
by i_can_get_you_a_toe 10 years ago | Rating: 0.72 on 19 ratings (19 reviews) last by GangsterSquid 9 years ago
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Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson