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Estrella (brokenwriter)

by Estrella 352 days ago | Rating: -0.34 on 10 ratings (11 reviews) last by Dru M 239 days ago

Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

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