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by blackbear 87 days ago | Rating: 1.85 on 7 ratings (10 reviews) last by Bob_Dole 9 days ago

I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony