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by apollo88 83 days ago | Rating: 1.42 on 11 ratings (26 reviews) last by BMI CALCULATOR 7 days ago
by apollo88 586 days ago | Rating: 0.86 on 15 ratings (17 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 2 years ago | Rating: 0.26 on 27 ratings (42 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 3 years ago | Rating: 1.27 on 23 ratings (24 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 3 years ago | Rating: -0.39 on 11 ratings (17 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 3 years ago | Rating: 0.0 on 6 ratings (32 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 3 years ago | Rating: -0.45 on 9 ratings (18 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 3 years ago | Rating: 0.55 on 10 ratings (25 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 4 years ago | Rating: 1.07 on 15 ratings (49 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 4 years ago | Rating: -0.12 on 19 ratings (76 reviews) last by Shlongy 65 days ago
by apollo88 4 years ago | Rating: 0.85 on 16 ratings (20 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 4 years ago | Rating: 1.2 on 22 ratings (33 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
by apollo88 7 years ago | Rating: 1.15 on 36 ratings (36 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago
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by apollo88 10 years ago | Rating: 1.77 on 41 ratings (42 reviews) last by fuck you 66 days ago


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer