Why didn't you join the armed services if you like guns that much?
I've been a member for a long time. I was a Random Joe for a long time before that.
Get off my lawn.
Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?
Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.
Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.
The Telltale Head
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