Dru M. desperately wants to be a pedophile, but even candy can't make people get near him.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's First Word
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