In a perfect world, I wouldn't have to type this because you'd already know it.
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Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.
Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.
Homer's Triple Bypass
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