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Shlongy (Shlongy)

Second in charge of Ubersite thanks to a 2004 Supreme Court ruling.


by Shlongy 541 days ago | Rating: 0.09 on 21 ratings (21 reviews) last by blackbear 83 days ago
by Shlongy 581 days ago | Rating: -0.17 on 6 ratings (8 reviews) last by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man 549 days ago
by Shlongy 3 years ago | Rating: 0.51 on 20 ratings (24 reviews) last by Shlongy 2 years ago
by Shlongy 4 years ago | Rating: 1.67 on 20 ratings (31 reviews) last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago
by Shlongy 4 years ago | Rating: 0.95 on 37 ratings (43 reviews) last by bueller 4 years ago
by Shlongy 5 years ago | Rating: 1.22 on 90 ratings (101 reviews) last by RoadSong 165 days ago
by Shlongy 5 years ago | Rating: 1.55 on 33 ratings (36 reviews) last by Dru M 691 days ago
by Shlongy 6 years ago | Rating: 0.87 on 63 ratings (63 reviews) last by Shlongy 4 years ago
by Shlongy 9 years ago | Rating: 0.82 on 376 ratings (376 reviews) last by legallady 391 days ago
by Shlongy 9 years ago | Rating: 1.08 on 267 ratings (272 reviews) last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago
by Shlongy 9 years ago | Rating: 1.18 on 138 ratings (138 reviews) last by Shlongy 4 years ago
by Shlongy 12 years ago | Rating: 0.49 on 145 ratings (145 reviews) last by Shlongy 7 years ago
by Shlongy 12 years ago | Rating: -0.66 on 66 ratings (67 reviews) last by Shlongy 691 days ago
by Shlongy 12 years ago | Rating: -0.19 on 67 ratings (67 reviews) last by simple_catalyst 12 years ago
by Shlongy 12 years ago | Rating: 0.54 on 124 ratings (124 reviews) last by Shlongy 188 days ago
by Shlongy 12 years ago | Rating: -0.47 on 220 ratings (223 reviews) last by Shlongy 541 days ago


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass