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by Mort 150 days ago | Rating: -0.84 on 6 ratings (6 reviews) last by Pubis 112 days ago

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection