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by Mort 319 days ago | Rating: -0.84 on 6 ratings (6 reviews) last by Pubis 281 days ago


The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer