When a telemarketer calls, listen to their opening spiel, then pause and hesitantly ask...
Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
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