Cut blooms are pretty but die in the vase. PLant her a rose bush, she'll sit on your face.
Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse.
Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like
Lisa: How Zen.
-- Homer Simpson
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