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ClubbedSeal (ClubbedSeal)

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday!


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Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian