I've been here too long to not know better. But knowing better has never stopped me before.
Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
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