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Cut blooms are pretty but die in the vase. PLant her a rose bush, she'll sit on your face.
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by Bestmate2 10 days ago | Rating: -1.34 on 6 ratings (7 reviews) last by Dru M 2 days ago


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer