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ubertines 07- my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you

Submitted by Kracka at 2007-01-28 23:53:11 EST
Rating: 1.31 on 18 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you
cuz ever since we met you have been my boo

i love jelly because its so sweet
although not as good when you are kneeling between my feet

i love the way you go down south
and then my peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth

the jelly you shake sometimes causes a scene
like you make when i stick my meat in between

i love when my peanut is in your butter and you holler
like those street corner hookers that work for a dollar

you have been with me through thick and thin
my love for you has no end

so with this poem i want you to know its true
my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you

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Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-01-30 00:33:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Awww yeaaaahh..

Peanut butter is one of my favorite foods. Especially when it comes with chocolate.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-01-29 14:54:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Men have gotten laid with much less.

This is classy and sophisticated, while retaining an air of "oh haaaaaaaaay" about it.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2007-01-29 12:49:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by I_love_Kracka at 2007-01-29 10:39:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You told me that you were not going to tell people what we did!

Houston 1500 - you going?

Submitted by ghola at 2007-01-29 10:31:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

peanut butter jelly time...

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-01-29 10:17:59 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Smiled a few times.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2007-01-29 09:48:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

haha, the hooker line saved this

Submitted by Amontillado at 2007-01-29 09:14:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Lisa at 2007-01-29 04:30:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once an all-American, favorite entree of innocent schoolchildren. Now a twisted analogy for erotic play?

I feel violated and confused.

If my roommate finds me sucking my thumb in the fetal position with a face covered in purple jelly, we'll know whose fault it is.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2007-01-29 03:00:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like peanut butter an fluff.

PS sexual chocolate....Steven and I are still planning on making it out there to get hitched. Probably sometime between the middle of April and May. Are you going to be around? I would love for you to be there. Call me cause I was out drinking one night <---- Shocking, I know...Anyway, I was out drinking and I had to use the rest room. Still on the phone doing my business and the phone went for a dip. All my numbers gone! So, call me sometime when you have a few sex, I mean secs and we'll catch up.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-01-29 01:46:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Wisher at 2007-01-29 00:27:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Picture Chef singing this.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-01-29 00:19:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Filthy. Good job!

Submitted by Director at 2007-01-29 00:18:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by homer42 at 2007-01-29 00:08:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This cheapens the rest of the quality serious writing in this contest. It's not that funny either.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2007-01-29 00:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Plus two, mofo.

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-01-28 23:55:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Romance is sticky, isn't it?

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-01-28 23:55:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2


oh wow.

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