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Steve Irwin - Another Media Cover-up??

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 10:31:45 EDT
Rating: 1.83 on 57 ratings (57 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This is an e-mail forward I accept (and indeed, expect) no credit for whatsoever.


Funny though, what?

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Submitted by Linus at 2008-08-17 13:50:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Spam. I hope this works--goddamn thing took me an hour to write.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-09-11 17:25:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

thought you WERE on the same continent?

Or are you one of these Apolloesque apostates who has moved to land of obesity and violence so that you finally fit in? """

hey!

I heard that you lumbering greasemonkey.


Submitted by dr_weazel at 2006-09-04 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by dr_weazel at 2006-09-04 19:49:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Funny, I've had the Stinray theme song stuck in my head ever since I heard about this.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-09-04 17:05:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

THIIIIIIIIS IIIIIIIIS THE VOIIIIICE OF THE MIIIIISTEEEE... Oh, shit. Wrong program.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 16:11:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You raise a valid point there Badge.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 16:10:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Don't think I'll make it Dave. Didn't you get my e-mail?


Submitted by DonovanMD at 2006-09-04 15:37:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahaha, awesome.

Submitted by Davros at 2006-09-04 15:22:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I got this 6 times today and I still find it funny.

You coming to London this weekend Spamuel?

-Dave

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:57:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Land is cheap here man, cheap. Houses are cheap. I'm building my empire. Also have you seen the women here??

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 14:55:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

and what the fuck are you doing in Sarf Farking America? You know they eat white people out there right?

Damn Savages.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:55:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can understand that Spam. I have a sunburnt head as I shaved my hair off on Saturday.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 14:52:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think Oatmeal is making the mistake of thinking that A Brit is ever going to get riled up at text on screen. Paticularly from an American.

Having said that, watching you two ineptly poke fun at each other is rather fun - a bit like drunken baby boxing.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:33:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice argument. When you think of something better let me know.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 14:28:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE GIANT BLOATED IDIOT!!!! I WAS TALKING TO SPAM, I SAID NAFF OFF IT WAS OATHMEAL. WHICH WAS A JOKE. YOU THEN CAME ALONG AND STARTED IT ALL OVER AGAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TALKING TO ME YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY COCKSUCKER.

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The_Mighty_Badger resorts to using all caps.

I win by default.

*sigh*

Now, where'd I put my beer ...

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:28:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm in sarf amorica.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:26:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SUCH A HUGE GIANT BLOATED IDIOT!!!! I WAS TALKING TO SPAM, I SAID NAFF OFF IT WAS OATHMEAL. WHICH WAS A JOKE. YOU THEN CAME ALONG AND STARTED IT ALL OVER AGAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TALKING TO ME YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY COCKSUCKER.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 14:24:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

thought you WERE on the same continent?

Or are you one of these Apolloesque apostates who has moved to land of obesity and violence so that you finally fit in?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 14:23:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:21:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Naff off. It was Oathmeal.


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YOU = ANTAGONISTIC BITCH

Shut up and leave well enough alone already, would you?
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Yeah, exactly like you telling me *what* to do there huh? Christ talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.

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If this is the case, why are you even BOTHERING to talk to me at all?

Would you kindly leave me the fuck alone? If you don't like what I post, say so and be off.

You just *reek* of someone who loves conflict and frankly, that gets old real quick.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:21:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Naff off. It was Oathmeal.


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YOU = ANTAGONISTIC BITCH

Shut up and leave well enough alone already, would you?
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Yeah, exactly like you telling me *what* to do there huh? Christ talking to you is like talking to a brick wall.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 14:16:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck off Oathmeal, don't comment on what you don't understand. If you knew anything about British slang / humour you would know that what I wrote there was a joke. This isn't, YOU = MORON.


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Let me get this straight.

You're telling me what *not* to do, and you think for one second I'm going to listen?

You should know better than that, idiot.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:12:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck off Oathmeal, don't comment on what you don't understand. If you knew anything about British slang / humour you would know that what I wrote there was a joke. This isn't, YOU = MORON.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-09-04 14:08:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL STINGRAY. It's been years!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 14:04:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 13:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Naff off. It was Oathmeal.


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YOU = ANTAGONISTIC BITCH

Shut up and leave well enough alone already, would you?

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 14:00:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If I had any and was on the same continent as you Spam I would offer you a sherbet lemon as an apology. Everyone loves sherbet lemons.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 13:55:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Naff off. It was Oathmeal.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 13:43:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Badger, you killed my post.

Bastard.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 12:03:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ok we'll agree to differ. I think your view on China is a little arrogant though.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:56:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:51:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

I am claiming a moral victory because you took this seriously enough to go to dictionary definitions.

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You get moral victory.
I get technical victory.

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I'm OK with this.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:55:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:47:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Badger you ethnocentric son of a bitch.

You 'are' English? You REALLY think that gives you any leverage here? LAUGHABLE, at best.

America has right-sized 'your' language. Deal with it.
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I am ethnocentric, you know why? Because of people like you. People that don't get English humour so disregard it like most Americans, what I said was a little joke for you but you clearly missed that. The reason you don't find me funny may well be because I have an English sense of humour, we get so much American comedy in England that I feel I can accurately judge you though. People that say things like 'America has right-sized 'your' language. Deal with it.' That's the problem with a lot of Americans, you don't give a shit unless it happens in America or affects America. 'If you don't like America you can fuck off!' Tell me, what will you do when China becomes the next superpower and bitch whips you fat yanks all over the place?

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"Hey, ETS! You got a minute? Come here, wouldja?"

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Nah, really (see this is MY attempt at humor. Didn't find it funny? Then we agree to disagree on our tastes being different. Works for me.).

China? Are you FECKING serious? I'm not going to quote some talking head politician here but I can tell you that China ousting the U.S. from our position as the THE global superpower (both because of our resources AND allegiances) will not happen in my lifetime.

But it's fun for you to think about, isn't it?

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am claiming a moral victory because you took this seriously enough to go to dictionary definitions.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 11:47:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Badger you ethnocentric son of a bitch.

You 'are' English? You REALLY think that gives you any leverage here? LAUGHABLE, at best.

America has right-sized 'your' language. Deal with it.
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I am ethnocentric, you know why? Because of people like you. People that don't get English humour so disregard it like most Americans, what I said was a little joke for you but you clearly missed that. The reason you don't find me funny may well be because I have an English sense of humour, we get so much American comedy in England that I feel I can accurately judge you though. People that say things like 'America has right-sized 'your' language. Deal with it.' That's the problem with a lot of Americans, you don't give a shit unless it happens in America or affects America. 'If you don't like America you can fuck off!' Tell me, what will you do when China becomes the next superpower and bitch whips you fat yanks all over the place?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:45:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:41:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Underoath, your are such a stupid twat.



no explanation needed.

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An explanation *is* needed however, for why you decided to interject here. Nothing here is about you, and clearly you don't have any sort of a command of this language, so please fuck off.

Look, I even said 'please'.

Submitted by extacy_red at 2006-09-04 11:41:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Underoath, your are such a stupid twat.



no explanation needed.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:35:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

'a rose among a thorn', which technically, either phrases work just fine both grammatically and syntactically.

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'fraid I'm going to have to pick you up on that one mate. 'A Rose among a thorn' still doesn't work because there would need to be more than one thorn for it to be consiedered amongst them. otherwise it would be 'next to', 'alongside' or somesuch wouldn't it.

We could do this all day, but the simple fact - as in most things - is that I'm right and you are not.
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He is right Oath. Also we are English (invented the language and all that malarky).

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Badger you ethnocentric son of a bitch.

You 'are' English? You REALLY think that gives you any leverage here? LAUGHABLE, at best.

America has right-sized 'your' language. Deal with it.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:33:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

'a rose among a thorn', which technically, either phrases work just fine both grammatically and syntactically.

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'fraid I'm going to have to pick you up on that one mate. 'A Rose among a thorn' still doesn't work because there would need to be more than one thorn for it to be consiedered amongst them. otherwise it would be 'next to', 'alongside' or somesuch wouldn't it.

We could do this all day, but the simple fact - as in most things - is that I'm right and you are not.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Spam.

You sir are funny.

Here, this is from http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=among :

a‧mong  /əˈmʌŋ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uh-muhng] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–preposition

1. in, into, or through the midst of; in association or connection with; surrounded by: He was among friends.
2. in the midst of, so as to influence: missionary work among the local people.
3. with a share for each of: Divide the cigars among you.
4. in the number, class, or group of; of or out of: That is among the things we must do.
5. by all or with the whole of; by most or with many of: popular among the people.
6. by the joint or reciprocal action of: Settle it among yourselves.
7. each with the other; mutually: They quarreled among themselves.
8. familiar to or characteristic of: a proverb among the Spanish.

Now Spam, in this instance I was using rule #5. "With the whole of the fact ...", etc.

Now what?

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 11:33:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 11:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

'a rose among a thorn', which technically, either phrases work just fine both grammatically and syntactically.

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'fraid I'm going to have to pick you up on that one mate. 'A Rose among a thorn' still doesn't work because there would need to be more than one thorn for it to be consiedered amongst them. otherwise it would be 'next to', 'alongside' or somesuch wouldn't it.

We could do this all day, but the simple fact - as in most things - is that I'm right and you are not.
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He is right Oath. Also we are English (invented the language and all that malarky).

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 11:27:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

'a rose among a thorn', which technically, either phrases work just fine both grammatically and syntactically.

--

'fraid I'm going to have to pick you up on that one mate. 'A Rose among a thorn' still doesn't work because there would need to be more than one thorn for it to be consiedered amongst them. otherwise it would be 'next to', 'alongside' or somesuch wouldn't it.

We could do this all day, but the simple fact - as in most things - is that I'm right and you are not.


Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:23:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jesus. Look what you people are making me do.

either phrases work = Either phrase works.

Ack.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:22:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Folks, no one is perfect.

I'm simply saying that if you're going to create a spoofed image like this one, at least go to the trouble of making it grammatically passable.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:57:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

not to be terribly picky here, but if you are to use "Among" than there needs to be more than 1 fact, otherwise you should use 'alongside' or 'as well as'.

It'd be like saying 'a rose amongst thorn' - i.e. fucking stupid.

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Spam,

Nice effort, but you're wrong unfortunately.

You said:

"It'd be like saying 'a rose amongst thorn' - i.e. fucking stupid."

When really:

It'd be like saying 'a rose among thorns' or, 'a rose among a thorn', which technically, either phrases work just fine both grammatically and syntactically.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 11:17:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A mong, even.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 10:59:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jesus what a fucking moron.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 10:58:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck off dude, you just sound like even more of an asshole. You cannot say 'among the fact'. 'Along with the fact that' is ok.

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 10:57:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

not to be terribly picky here, but if you are to use "Among" than there needs to be more than 1 fact, otherwise you should use 'alongside' or 'as well as'.

It'd be like saying 'a rose amongst thorn' - i.e. fucking stupid.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 10:53:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Adverb = Adjective (in below review). Sorry.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-09-04 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Seen it - still deserves a +2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 10:51:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:35:15 (#)
Ranking: -1

Nah.

This is why (among the fact that it's simply not funny):

"...involvement into death"

Terrible. If you're going to make something like this, at least use correct grammar. Reposting it on Uber simply furthers the idiocy
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Hahaha! What the fuck does 'among the fact' mean? You're a fine one to talk about grammar (and not being funny) dipshit!

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Let me give you a brief lesson, asshole.

A common dependent clause used in NORMAL sentence structure is: "Among other things,".

'Among' is a preposition here.
'Other' is merely an adverb describing 'things'.

Now, taking my comment as an exmaple, to say 'Among the fact ...' means simply:

"Alongside the fact" or "With the fact".

Get it?

Do not question my abilities here. This post just wasn't that good. Get over it.

Submitted by hour_man at 2006-09-04 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah I laughed

Submitted by Beano312003 at 2006-09-04 10:48:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Steve Irwin over-load auto -2 (even if it was MILDLY amusing)

Submitted by Antioxident at 2006-09-04 10:45:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i loled

Submitted by Berty at 2006-09-04 10:40:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha Ha

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:35:15 (#)
Ranking: -1

Nah.

This is why (among the fact that it's simply not funny):

"...involvement into death"

Terrible. If you're going to make something like this, at least use correct grammar. Reposting it on Uber simply furthers the idiocy
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Hahaha! What the fuck does 'among the fact' mean? You're a fine one to talk about grammar (and not being funny) dipshit!

Submitted by Spam at 2006-09-04 10:36:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:32:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it

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There's lots of things in this world that you don't get Prof.

Like pussy and respect.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-09-04 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Nah.

This is why (among the fact that it's simply not funny):

"...involvement into death"

Terrible. If you're going to make something like this, at least use correct grammar. Reposting it on Uber simply furthers the idiocy.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-09-04 10:32:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I got this about an hour ago and thought about posting it, I would have wanted a +2, so here you go.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-09-04 10:32:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't get it


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