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Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 07:00:36 EDT
Rating: 1.88 on 68 ratings (68 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I know I haven't written for quite a while, and this isn't writing per se; but many moons ago FTW inspired me to take up my Microsoft Paint brush--it seemed only fair to share the resulting mess with you good people.


(Note: A couple of the drawings were taken from movie stills, but they weren't traced. Also, as is plainly obvious, I didn't use color. Color would have driven me insane.)

Ally-loves-Chunk.jpg
Ally-loves-Chunk.jpg


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Submitted by SullyThePirate at 2009-05-31 16:17:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh. My. God. This is 10 times the effort of anything I've ever done. I literally feel sorry for you that you did this. Marx Bros. 4 lyf suckaz.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2007-09-05 16:16:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HEEEEYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYSS!!!!



I used to watch the electric company after school.

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2007-02-17 16:06:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sloth had a pure and simple love for Chunk. It makes sense. Despite his flaws, Chunk was a cutey.

Submitted by hot_pocket at 2007-02-17 15:23:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-17 06:45:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:32:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:36:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sloth!

================

Idiot.

It's Chunk.
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sloth.

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Chunk, you fucking skank: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Truffle_Shuffle.jpg
_______

ITS SLOTH FOR FUCKS SAKE
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definately sloth

Submitted by thecaes at 2007-02-17 07:44:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by locksly at 2007-02-17 06:45:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:32:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:36:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sloth!

================

Idiot.

It's Chunk.
----------

sloth.

==========

Chunk, you fucking skank: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Truffle_Shuffle.jpg
_______

ITS SLOTH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2006-11-13 20:00:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed then started choking.

But you still get +2

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-11-13 19:46:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by d_prime at 2006-10-22 00:42:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/79828

I deserve this reference.

w00t! indiscrete charted b2f ref!

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-10-22 00:39:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-09-07 18:31:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

come back we lub you like a fat kid lub cake.

Submitted by Aeneas at 2006-09-04 14:15:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for the effort alone.

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2006-09-01 01:32:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Not bad at all.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2006-09-01 01:26:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


nice.

Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes at 2006-08-31 21:12:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

yay for spiderman ass! haha

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2006-08-31 19:15:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros at 2006-08-31 16:08:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was great.

Sloth made it though.

-Dave

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2006-08-31 15:57:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Ally

Submitted by boomslang at 2006-08-31 14:02:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-08-31 12:50:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-31 12:40:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This wasn't as bad as I was ready to rate it...as...it was....What the fuck, that makes no sense.

It's better than I thought I'd like it.


Never mind.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-31 12:38:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nope...Not bad at all

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-31 12:34:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

magnificent

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-31 12:32:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:36:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sloth!

================

Idiot.

It's Chunk.
----------

sloth.

==========

Chunk, you fucking skank: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Truffle_Shuffle.jpg

Submitted by gamma at 2006-08-31 12:27:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto The Goonies +2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-31 12:24:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!

I missed you, can you stay and play for a while???

Submitted by St_Jimmy at 2006-08-31 12:19:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very well done.

Submitted by Ducky at 2006-08-31 12:00:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Lovely.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-08-31 11:51:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This deserves a +2 for the stripper part by itself.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-31 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:23:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut up Anansie.

Get back in the hot tub and put the mask back on before I get home or so help me God...

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What's the point? The jets are all clogged up with trisomic spunk you whore.

Submitted by SilentRenegade at 2006-08-31 11:45:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sweet dude....

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 11:44:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HAHAHA

Marathon Man was a great movie.

"Is it safe?!"

Submitted by Circe at 2006-08-31 11:38:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, there's a dental plan.

Sure there is.

Now just hop on a plane and come visit.

What pliers?? THESE pliers??? No, no, they're not.. you know, I'm not going to do anything to your teeth while you sleep, don't be silly...Ally?? ALLY??? You can't run away from me, Ally, I have all the cops paid off!

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Pros: Friendship; hot tub.
Cons: Sexual slavery in a darkened basement; questional bathing facilities (including hot tub); having to get a buzz cut.

I'm torn. If you just had dental plan, I might consider it.

Submitted by RandomJose at 2006-08-31 11:34:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You are easily the most entertaining person on this site... when you post.

Submitted by Circe at 2006-08-31 11:23:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shut up Anansie.

Get back in the hot tub and put the mask back on before I get home or so help me God...

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-31 11:12:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:40:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you. Post more. Email me. I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.

We'll cuddle and listen to Music from Lilith Fair.

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER I'M TYPING THIS FROM HER BASEMENT!

Submitted by Circe at 2006-08-31 10:40:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like you. Post more. Email me. I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.

We'll cuddle and listen to Music from Lilith Fair.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-08-31 10:36:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sloth!

================

Idiot.

It's Chunk.
----------

sloth.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-31 10:29:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sloth!

================

Idiot.

It's Chunk.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-08-31 10:28:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I need to strap on my lollers before looking at this again.

Submitted by hot_pocket at 2006-08-31 10:21:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

kicker of all ass

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-08-31 10:03:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

giggles and bits

Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2006-08-31 09:54:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can't do it, +2.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-31 09:40:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking great!

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 09:19:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:07:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

If you whore this out appropriately, you can get it on MVM and give your life meaning!!!

See forthewin for more details.

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Who needs fame? I'd rather make a cool million in cheese stock, and live by the beach--eating cheese.

Submitted by Hadley at 2006-08-31 09:07:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If you whore this out appropriately, you can get it on MVM and give your life meaning!!!

See forthewin for more details.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2006-08-31 09:06:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

word

Submitted by ghola at 2006-08-31 08:56:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-08-31 08:41:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOLLERSKATES

Good to see you again. It's been a while.

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2006-08-31 08:36:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Lois Lane & Spidey getting busted had me lolling...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2006-08-31 08:34:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The fire/stripper pole cinched it.

Submitted by dove666 at 2006-08-31 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You have a hobby!
Way beyond my skills.

Submitted by JMG114 at 2006-08-31 08:20:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Amazing.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-08-31 08:18:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha Ha Rabbit Weathervane

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-08-31 08:04:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Interesting and original.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2006-08-31 08:01:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sloth!

Submitted by Poots at 2006-08-31 07:59:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fantastic!

Submitted by Berty at 2006-08-31 07:51:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That was terrific!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2006-08-31 07:37:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

teh cool

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-31 07:25:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

YES

I finally get to see Spidey's ass.

These were very amusing.

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 07:19:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 07:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

The floor needed more work

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HAHA, the whole thing needed more work. I should get prescription for ADHD, or maybe just a good hard...






thump on the head













by a penis.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-31 07:13:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The floor needed more work

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 07:12:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-31 07:04:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I remember you

I'm pretty sure I liked you


and for some reason I remember something about semen

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Semen and I go way back; I just wish he would stop leaving me those harassing phone calls.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2006-08-31 07:10:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nope, all the semen is here.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-31 07:04:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think I remember you

I'm pretty sure I liked you


and for some reason I remember something about semen

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2006-08-31 07:04:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very cool

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2006-08-31 07:02:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sorry for that...


I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds