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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-16 23:50:18 EDT
Rating: 1.78 on 39 ratings (39 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Please read first: http://www.komotv.com/stories/44968.htm

So if you didn’t read that it basically says that this African-American Muslim chick is upset because she didn’t get a job as a waitress because the manager said he wanted “hot, white chicks” to be waitresses. She has her panties in a bunch because she feels she is being discriminated against. She says it is because she is Muslim and black. Nowhere in this article did it say if she was hot or not. So I did some research. I did a yahoo image search of “hot Muslim chicks” which brought up some hot Muslim chicks but none were black. So I went with “hot African American Muslim chicks” this search came up blank. So I said to myself “self, why not try African American Muslim chicks” still nothing. So I said hey why not hyphenate it. Hot African-American Muslim chicks got nothing and neither did African-American Muslim chicks. So in doing my research I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as African American Muslim chicks especially hot ones. I am just saying it is a myth. If there are no pics of you, you don’t exist and you can't sue someone. Just my opinion. I leave you with the pic of hot white chicks from yahoo image search.


look at the pooper of the girl on the left.JPG
look at the pooper of the girl on the left.JPG


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Submitted by I_love_Kracka at 2006-08-17 22:52:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

chicago on the 19th. my treat. will you be home?

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-17 19:45:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I believe the second one from the left is a man.

Submitted by Flack at 2006-08-17 19:37:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I have always found the term "african-american" fucking retarded.

If blacks are "African-American" am I a "European-American?" How about "Middle-Eastern-American" or "South American-American?"


I just realized this has nothing to do with your post.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-17 17:21:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I actually used to work with a Muslim chick who was a stripper on the side - and she was S-M-O-K-I-N!

She was from Bosnia though, so she was Muslim Lite.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-17 14:50:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-08-17 14:34:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2006-08-17 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:54:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe it's just the face she's making....

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My O face?
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Surely you know better than to think I would ever make a suggestive comment.

I'm too fat and ugly to think such thoughts.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-08-17 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think #1 is the hottest. #2 does look like TL. #3 looks like she has toilet paper or something sticking out of her ass. #4 looks really happy.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-17 13:15:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I did 3 out of 4 of those broads.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-08-17 13:14:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well, if Google doesn't have it, it must not exist

Have you tried Amazon?

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-08-17 13:08:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i think that's more of an "oh snap" face than the O face.

Submitted by scourge at 2006-08-17 13:07:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

interesting

Submitted by firefly at 2006-08-17 12:54:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-08-17 11:54:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-17 11:14:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe it's just the face she's making....

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My O face?

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-08-17 11:43:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's not TL....


her head isn't tilting at all

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2006-08-17 11:14:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Maybe it's just the face she's making....

Submitted by seanfogy at 2006-08-17 11:12:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes

Submitted by SweatyButcher at 2006-08-17 10:47:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What a stupid case.
Nowhere did it say she didn't get the job because of religion. The manager was a dumbass, but he got fired! that should be reparations enough. It's not like in the store policy it says "fuck the imaginary black muslims." People drinking want hot chicks to watch while they drool. That chick should just be goddam happy she isn't a janitor anymore.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-08-17 10:07:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

She doesn't look like me. It's just the glasses.

You people really think she looks like me? Humm!

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-17 09:59:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

number 2 looks like tigerlilly.

with legs obviously.


Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-08-17 09:47:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i didn't even know spokane had muslims. shit i didn't know the entire state of washington had muslims. plus washington is something like 3% black. so i don't even believe she's black at this point.

THIS IS A LIE!

Submitted by RyuFu at 2006-08-17 09:44:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<singing whimsically to self> Give me the girl on the left....give me the girl on the left....I got no gripes, cuz her fruits are ripes, yeah give me the girl on the left.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2006-08-17 09:24:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I pasted my review of this somewhere else. Well, someone will get a 2. Did the same search as you, but had to cut the word chick, since nothing came up. Found surreal site, something about guns and tanning booths. Well, just imagine yourself chuckling, but not that much.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-17 09:06:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA

Actually, I work with a very pretty black muslim chick. She's a wonderful person, to boot.

Oh, and then there was the girl who I used to ride the bus with. She was smoking hot. She didn't wear a hijab though, so I don't know if she counts.

Submitted by indoninja at 2006-08-17 08:51:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-17 00:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

1 & 3= fuckable

2= WTF?

4= 2 beers
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hahaha,


you mean fuckable if you had a few thousand dollars to spend for their "company"

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-17 08:35:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-17 01:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-17 01:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

tigerlily is a stripper?

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Oh my God! I was just thinking the same exact thing. Except I just thought "the second girl looks like TL!"

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-17 08:29:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-17 00:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

1 & 3= fuckable

2= WTF?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-17 02:12:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i do like the poopers. and yeah i thought the second chick looked like TL also

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-17 01:31:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2006-08-17 01:23:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-17 01:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

tigerlily is a stripper?

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Oh my God! I was just thinking the same exact thing. Except I just thought "the second girl looks like TL!"

P.S. - Hope someone doesn't come ruin your shit because you don't have a NSFW

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2006-08-17 01:20:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-17 00:46:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

1 & 3= fuckable

2= WTF?

4= 2 beers
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Like you can afford to be choosy, fuckstick.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-08-17 01:19:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

tigerlily is a stripper?

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre at 2006-08-17 01:16:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd tap dat.

If I weren't 14.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-08-17 01:08:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


kracka likes big butt he can not lie


Submitted by KevinHo at 2006-08-17 01:06:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Black Muslim chick? That's as stupid as a Chinese Jew.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-17 00:46:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

1 & 3= fuckable

2= WTF?

4= 2 beers

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-08-17 00:18:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I didn't know where you were going with the idea, but it came together nicely.

Submitted by ghola at 2006-08-16 23:55:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

perfectly logical

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-16 23:54:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

if there is a cooler man than kracka around i'd like to meet him.

the fonz studies kracka.



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