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Chris Rock is a piece of shit

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-12 23:01:01 EDT
Rating: 0.2 on 59 ratings (59 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I'm about sick and god damned tired of seeing Chris Rock's face on the television. He's nothing but a sniveling piece of shit and if a white person got on stage with so much blatent stereotyping they'd be booed off in a second. The fucking toolbags that actually pay money to see his stand ups or movies need a nailgun to the head. He couldn't ever be an athlete because he's a little piece of shit and he couldn't have any kind of serious degree because he's a fucking moron. We've made him rich simply because he's black and makes jokes about the differences between white and black people. How hilarious is that??? HA!!!!

You are black and I am white!! LOL!

Good one!


I cannot dance, speak ebonics, or survive in urban areas without proper weaponry! Priceless!!

I do not have 'soul' and can never appreciate music segregated because of the color of the artist who wrote it! It's funny to people when I listen to Marvin Gaye because he is of a different color than I and that is ironic!

What's absolutely retarded is that it's passed off as him making fun of racism. He's not making fun of racism, people. He's a moron and needs a gimmick to get paid. Fortunately for him he's exploited his being black. I think he's a piece of shit and if you disagree you're a fucking moron too.

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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:39:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-14 18:17:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

this same post just got done a few weeks ago...

Submitted by RyuFu at 2006-08-14 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh yeah, have a +1 overall for the picture.

Submitted by RyuFu at 2006-08-14 17:01:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Chris Rock has been doing this for over 20 years. Anyone remember "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"?

Pryor was a God. He wasn't the first black comedian or the first comedian to use profanity or the first to do the whole "black vs. white" thing, but his routine was just awesome. His self-deprecating stuff regarding his own drug use and heart attack are some of the funniest bits I've ever heard, yet he did an equally extraordinary job talking about people he'd met (Muhammad Ali, Jim Brown, etc.) and the standard sex joke.

Murphy did the same to an extent, although his standup tended to drag towards the end. That and he's never been funny since he became a fucking family man.

Carlos Mencia is actually a lot smarter than you might expect from a "beaner"-looking immigrant. I personally think he uses the "retarded-accent" too often to denote someone doing something stupid. He also definitely plays the "ha ha I used an ethnic slur because I can!" card way too much, but then, that's his schtick.

All in all, Pryor comes out on top still. I always thought Murphy was the best until I realized how much he borrowed. In terms of pure comedic value, I'd put Chris Rock second to Pryor. Mencia has made me laugh a lot in the past, but he's definitely too loud for the amount of humor that actually comes out of it.

That's my quick review of comedians as 5PM rolls around. I'm outta here!!

Submitted by PerkMan at 2006-08-14 16:39:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The worst is Carlos Mencia. If I ever see that fat, racist, snivling, bitch in real life I'm going to choke tubs to within an inch of his life.

How does anyone think this turd is Funny?

He is the most annoying piece of shit. A racist fucking clown making jokes about races. Alway's goes for the weakest and most hated race though right? only arabs and mexicans? right Carlos.

If I ever see you I'm going to spit in your face, and use your fat face to clean gravel.

He needs his ass beat.

Race jokes are so fucking patheitc. Hold up why don't you try and have some talent instead of doing the same stupid racist jokes? I hate that fuck.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-08-14 15:46:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Boring post, funny attachment.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-08-14 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I don't like the way he talks, nor do I ever bother watching his stand up, so I can't debate you. this post made me smile. Why is everone so pissed about it? It's not like this is a world-altering issue.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-08-14 15:38:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Unabonger- While I thoroughly enjoyed the stick figures and photoshopping, and some of the captions were indeed funny...I still think Chris Rock is one funny motherfucker. His standup is hilarious.

So I have to -1 you in this case.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-14 15:21:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-14 02:57:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-14 00:42:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off you fat, dumb piece of shit. No one gives a rat's ass what the fuck you have to say.
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Submitted by darko
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Well said.

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oh just kiss him and get it over with.

Submitted by gank at 2006-08-14 13:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

So, he said some throw away line in a stupid Adam Sandler remake?
His stand-up has more complexity than you're giving him credit for.

Submitted by bart at 2006-08-14 03:01:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-08-14 02:57:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-14 00:42:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off you fat, dumb piece of shit. No one gives a rat's ass what the fuck you have to say.
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Submitted by darko
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Well said.

Submitted by Kaelic at 2006-08-14 00:42:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck off you fat, dumb piece of shit. No one gives a rat's ass what the fuck you have to say.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-13 20:13:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

my post got a good rating just because it was a parody of ghola's.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 19:50:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah I caught that pile of steaming horse shit...What inspired me to write the post was "The Longest Yard". I sat through 45 minutes of that assfuck and it got to the point where they're breaking in to get prison records and Chris Rock picks a lock and turns back and says "Aren't y'all gladd you got a black man witchoo?"

I shit my pants, climbed a water tower, shot people, then wrote the post.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-08-13 19:45:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

have you seen national security? what a reverse racist peice of shit that was. martin lawrence is even worse in standup, i watched that death jam thing he hosted and it sucked harder than a hole in an airplane.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 19:37:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yeah, I got no problem with Chris Tucker...

and Martin Lawrence is a piece of shit too.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-08-13 19:32:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

holy shit. my bad. it was chris tucker wasn't it?

+2 in the way of an apology.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 19:25:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-13 17:28:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

+1 most of the time he is not funny
-1 friday was hilarious
+1 his voice is annoying
-1 i think martin lawrence is more of a racist bigot

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i dont' think he was in Friday...and I feel it's my resposibility to be the authority on marijuana movies on uber.

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-08-13 18:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

That nigger just want's to be paid, like everyone else.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-08-13 18:00:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't like him because he's too loud.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-08-13 17:39:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-13 01:48:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-13 01:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

...on the whole, I think he's one of the best comedians of this generation.
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You mean most-advertised comedians.

Chris Rock is and never will be a Richard Pryor or an Eddie Murphy. You know, the guys he stole his act from?

I predict that you'll respond with something. If you don't, then you read this and you are purposely avoiding me.

I win either way.
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congratulations """


hahaha owned.

i like chris rock.


Submitted by r0fl at 2006-08-13 17:37:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd rather Mitch Hedberg (or Hedburg, r0fl is too tired to check) any day.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger at 2006-08-13 17:28:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

+1 most of the time he is not funny
-1 friday was hilarious
+1 his voice is annoying
-1 i think martin lawrence is more of a racist bigot

Submitted by MistressFist at 2006-08-13 17:12:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it is very ironical i agree LOL.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-08-13 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i <3 you

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-13 13:23:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I completely agree with you and while this post was shit, its the fucking weekend, that what this is for...

It fucking agrovates me that niggers get pissed when crackahs call em niggers. White people only get away with making funof white people. I would love to sit down with those Blue Collar TV guys and hear them rant about niggers, i am willing to be that they would have some funny shit to say.


That is all.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 12:53:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-13 08:41:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

he's funnier than you and skinnier than jgreening so fuck you both

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I'm not a millionaire comedian. Neither are you, obviously.

but, you know, whippets are cool I guess, so you got that going for you.



...which is nice.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-08-13 09:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Eh, I don't mind him. It's his delivery that makes it funny, not so much what he's saying. You do get a plus one for the attachment. I found it way more amusing than the actual post.

Someone mentioned Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor. Pryor was funny and ground-breaking. I really never cared for Murphy, but I also thought his delivery of the material was somewhat poor. Regardless, these two DID do it first.

Look at Dane Cook. Dane Cook babbles a lot of nonsense most of the time, but his delivery is fucking incredible.

Now look at Eddie Izzard. Izzard's stuff is brilliant and hysterical, but a lot of people just blink at his delivery.


And then we have that new guy... That Latino dude, "Mind of Mencia" or whatever. I'm still not sure what to think about him...

Submitted by stok at 2006-08-13 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

he's funnier than you and skinnier than jgreening so fuck you both

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 07:19:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

......"you people"??

I can't win WEEPS

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 07:18:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you people are fucking hilarious...

Submitted by ballsonurchin at 2006-08-13 04:58:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

i think what you're really trying to say is that you hate niggers.

Submitted by eppliks at 2006-08-13 02:57:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You dumb piece of shit. "Melanin" is all I have to say.

I sure hope you aren't a teacher, because you just lost...

Submitted by Life101 at 2006-08-13 02:24:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Dont hate a the rich blakc man hate the rich white man!

Submitted by Gargamel at 2006-08-13 02:09:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Sorry if I'm too grumpy. It's late, I'm in the manic wave of a manic-depressive cycle, and I can't get to sleep.

All the same, you're dreaming if you think I don't know that myself. I doubt very much you can say you've never typed in the wrong word before, especially when groggy.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-13 02:06:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-13 02:00:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

What's there to turn around? Someone doesn't know how to talk, they obviously can't refute my point or else they'd actually discuss *what I was saying*, so they throw me some two-faced flaming. I pointed out the B.S.
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You're absolutely right. I don't know anything about speech, syntax, or refuting a point. I just happen to know the difference between melanin and cancer.

It was a joke. No need to get so defensive.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-13 02:03:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

There's really no point in trying to defend your preferences against someone's disagreement. No one's going to be having any changes of heart.

Submitted by Gargamel at 2006-08-13 02:00:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What's there to turn around? Someone doesn't know how to talk, they obviously can't refute my point or else they'd actually discuss *what I was saying*, so they throw me some two-faced flaming. I pointed out the B.S.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-13 01:56:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Twice.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-13 01:55:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I like how you tried to turn that around.

Submitted by Gargamel at 2006-08-13 01:51:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

*melanin* All the same, learn syntax before you get on my case for one or two typos.

Submitted by Gargamel at 2006-08-13 01:49:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Of course I meant to write "melatonin", but I wrote the post in a hurry and there's no way to edit these posts (or at least none that I've seen). Learn English syntax before you get on my case over one (1) typo.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-13 01:48:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-13 01:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

...on the whole, I think he's one of the best comedians of this generation.
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You mean most-advertised comedians.

Chris Rock is and never will be a Richard Pryor or an Eddie Murphy. You know, the guys he stole his act from?

I predict that you'll respond with something. If you don't, then you read this and you are purposely avoiding me.

I win either way.
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congratulations

Submitted by eppliks at 2006-08-13 01:44:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-13 01:19:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-13 00:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

The people who laugh at that "look at the stereotypical differences between people of different melanoma levels
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People who laugh at cancer?
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MELANIN don't be a smart-ass EDUCATE, BITCH

Submitted by eppliks at 2006-08-13 01:42:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

...on the whole, I think he's one of the best comedians of this generation.
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You mean most-advertised comedians.

Chris Rock is and never will be a Richard Pryor or an Eddie Murphy. You know, the guys he stole his act from?

I predict that you'll respond with something. If you don't, then you read this and you are purposely avoiding me.

I win either way.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-13 01:19:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-13 00:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

The people who laugh at that "look at the stereotypical differences between people of different melanoma levels
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People who laugh at cancer?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-13 01:06:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

OH SO NOW BEING A FUCKING MORON IS A DEALBREAKER TOO? FINE THEN, FUCK YOU

Submitted by Gargamel at 2006-08-13 00:41:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Chris Rock blows. Not that he's alone, mind you: it's become the schtick of black comedians everywhere to make racism into comedy. It always makes me think of Homer Simpson watching the black comedian make fun of the way white people supposedly drive and actually laughing, shouting, "It's true! We're so lame!" The people who laugh at that "look at the stereotypical differences between people of different melanoma levels, shape-of-hairs and general eye color clusters" shit are no better than Homer Simpson.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-13 00:40:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no, Jeanneee, I said "If you don't agree you're a moron" or something to that effect and I don't like to be proven wrong.

It just seems to me that when he's doing comedy that doesn't involve race, it's tired and unfunny.

But you have your version and I have the truth and that's good enough for me...

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-12 23:56:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

I disagree.

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no fair, I like you.
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So liking Chris Rock is a dealbreaker then? Damn.

I've been a big fan of his for as long as I can remember, ever since he did Saturday Night Live and New Jack City. I don't think 100% of his material is funny, but on the whole, I think he's one of the best comedians of this generation.

Anyway, yeah. I like him but if you don't, that's cool.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-12 23:51:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

All I know is, when I watch his standup, I laugh my ass off.

I'm not afraid not to laugh at someone who isn't funny, for any reason, race being the least of them.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-12 23:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Why do you think he's funny? Because he says white people can't dance and black people are adept at stealing car stereos? Is he really funny or is it the PC white person deep inside of you that believes if you don't laugh at his jokes you are a racist?

and I obviously never read that post.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-08-12 23:40:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Chris Rock is funny.

Also

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90725

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2006-08-12 23:20:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Jealous biyatch.


Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-12 23:20:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-12 23:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

I disagree.

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no fair, I like you.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-08-12 23:11:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I disagree.

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2006-08-12 23:10:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


You know what!? YOU'RE a piece of shit!






Honkey.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-12 23:04:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Chris Rock is a commie.


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