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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-03 04:04:18 EDT
Rating: 1.3 on 35 ratings (35 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

yes i hit 111,111 hits. do i really care? no. but it is like a car sometimes. you just can't wait to hit all the same number of miles. everything is cool. i got shot in the foot by a little kid and i wanted to punch him in the face. i just slept basically my whole shift. been tired lately for some reason. i want a beer. beer is good. i don't know if i am going to make the next couple of months because i might have to kill someone i work with. but hey who doesn't want to kill someone they work with? this is just mindless waking up crap and no real content. would it have been wrong of me to slap the fuck out of the little bastard that shot me in the foot? i think not. but hey i am trying to keep relations cool over here. and no it wasn't a "real" gun it was a little pellet gun but that bitch did hurt. well it is almost time to go work out so i am going to go. here is a pic of something random from google. flame away.

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Submitted by paint_it_black at 2006-08-16 18:45:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i vote kracka


Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-16 18:32:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

i vote kracka. why? because everyone knows or wants to know who the black guy is at the all white party.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-08-03 23:20:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:29:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

i am working on the predator
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a very good friend of mine's brother designed (with help) the RQ-4A and B

the last time i was able to talk to him, in person, he was in a hurry and on his way, to
somewhere, because one of the units was stuck well below it's service ceiling, over
somewhere, continually refusing to respond to anyone or anything

what a great job

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-03 23:12:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I met you as in a general sense for uber, not in reference to you specifically. I almost said "you people" but, yeah...

Submitted by firefly at 2006-08-03 22:42:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-08-03 21:59:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yay darky!

Submitted by onewetleg at 2006-08-03 21:52:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:54:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

his forearm under the gun looked like a nutsack to me on first glance. i was thinking, why are his balls so high up on his body?
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I see the nutsack.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-03 21:46:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

darko when have i ever got mad at you?

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-08-03 21:43:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

whatever, dude, we know you're black, the camwhore isn't fooling anyone.

Submitted by darko at 2006-08-03 21:26:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea who the kid is. as i said i just plugged "something random" into google and this was the first picture that the proxy over here would let me get to. didn't change anything about it.
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Exactly what 80% of the users on this site do, and you get mad at ME when I want them to add originality to their filename at the very least?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-08-03 19:53:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I could never flame you


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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-03 19:29:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no jonnyx air force. and i am working on the predator so we remote kill people

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-08-03 19:16:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-08-03 16:43:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

you're in the Army, aren't you killing people al the time anyways? What are we paying you for?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-08-03 16:41:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i have no idea who the kid is. as i said i just plugged "something random" into google and this was the first picture that the proxy over here would let me get to. didn't change anything about it.

Submitted by Antioxident at 2006-08-03 13:40:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm high as shit on speed
plus twos for all

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2006-08-03 13:10:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ubetidid at 2006-08-03 12:34:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

boys with big guns.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-08-03 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

his forearm under the gun looked like a nutsack to me on first glance. i was thinking, why are his balls so high up on his body?

i smiled at my own stupidity.

Submitted by precision at 2006-08-03 10:48:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:57:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm gonna have to go with a taurus 12 ga, pump action blows up in your face model.
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Damn...and I was thinking Mossburg 500A...you know, the jams every 5th pump and gets you killed model


Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-08-03 10:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats, who is the crazy kracka in the picture?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-03 10:11:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I am very, very much NOT afraid and will only be watching out for the UPS guy because I'm expecting a new pair of numbchunks today.

Submitted by Merlina at 2006-08-03 09:54:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thats not kracka with the gun.

Although I bet he's got one. You'd better watch out..

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-03 09:49:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Calm down, asshole.

I was simply stating that whoever that is in the picture knows nothing about how to use that weapon.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-03 09:42:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about UnderOathMeal
User id: 27791
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Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-03 09:42:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:24:16 (#)
Ranking: -1

K ... here's the thing:

If you SERIOUSLY think that you know what you're doing with that weapon then I'd suggest cracking open a field manual or something on firearms.

Let's say you decided to pull the trigger.

You would immediately be missing half your face. You simply DON'T hold that weapon that way. It's quite an indication of your naivete.

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who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?

Submitted by Merlina at 2006-08-03 09:31:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Merlina
User id: 10245
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yu've got a bit to catch up on

ha ha ha

Submitted by UnderOathMeal at 2006-08-03 09:24:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

K ... here's the thing:

If you SERIOUSLY think that you know what you're doing with that weapon then I'd suggest cracking open a field manual or something on firearms.

Let's say you decided to pull the trigger.

You would immediately be missing half your face. You simply DON'T hold that weapon that way. It's quite an indication of your naivete.


Submitted by darko at 2006-08-03 09:06:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

filename

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-03 05:57:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm gonna have to go with a taurus 12 ga, pump action blows up in your face model.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-08-03 05:46:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i'm unfamiliar with whatever piece of shit that white boy is holding

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-08-03 04:49:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 big black cock of death

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-08-03 04:34:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Don't forget about LOAC.

Wait, screw that. Kick the little fucker in the liver.

Submitted by Berty at 2006-08-03 04:22:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Berty at 2006-08-03 04:19:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You see this is the problem with making people get up at 5am. Then they give them guns.

Madness.

Submitted by Plint at 2006-08-03 04:06:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't care!


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