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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-27 22:44:34 EDT
Rating: 1.6 on 109 ratings (109 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

how can it not be... i'm black

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Submitted by munkeypants at 2006-07-31 21:42:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

indeed

Submitted by gonefiguring at 2006-07-28 17:01:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like this ADD thing.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 16:23:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

When are you comming home?
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still got a couple of months left but time is getting shorter so that is cool.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2006-07-28 14:10:40 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2006-07-28 13:57:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm totally going to feed off of the success of your big penis and linkwhore here.

That didnt come off right.

Neither did that.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91080

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-07-28 13:30:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-07-28 12:24:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Werd

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2006-07-28 12:04:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

that is the single whitest black guy i've ever seen.

Submitted by I_love_Kracka at 2006-07-28 11:59:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

When are you comming home?


Guess what - I know who I_love_Kracka is also!!!!

She is actually quite a bitch

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2006-07-28 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by scourge at 2006-07-28 10:27:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha

This is tied with kaos king for first place so far.




Nice clique you have here rad. Mine's better.

Submitted by BobLobla at 2006-07-28 09:55:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 09:28:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

IM IGNORING YOU PRO PEE

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 09:28:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

oh yeah.

my bad.

Submitted by loki at 2006-07-28 09:26:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tiger went to Stanford, he just didn't gradumuate.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2006-07-28 09:19:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:10:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

I took an ephedra and am currently drinking coffee.
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WHERE DID YOU GET EPHEDRA???


Tell me.... please??? Who's your dealer.

Submitted by LSD420 at 2006-07-28 09:09:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

really dark cuban dude

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 03:28:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm such a fucking racist.

Kill me.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 03:28:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

tiger didn't go to college though.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 03:20:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no it is some pic from some college.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 03:03:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

is that a picture of tiger woods?

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-07-28 02:52:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2006-07-28 02:39:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That IS a big thumb.

This comment brought to you by the fact that Stagger_Lee is not a funny man, nor does he know any funny people or watch funny television.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:35:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ok.. I'm off to bed. You two keep up the heat.

<Packs up tent>


Night!

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:32:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I knew before ILK even posted. How cool is that?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 02:31:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i have always known who i love kracka is. unless someone else took over the account.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:31:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A first rate detective you are too.


Better than a first class anti-crack-whore.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:30:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes of course he knows.

I had to figure it out with detective work.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:29:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think so.

Kracka does not know unless i love kracka told him.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:28:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Did we just go full circle on this?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:28:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Does Kracka know?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:28:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I know too!



Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:27:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, did I mention that I figured out who I_Love_Kracka is?

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:25:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Seems that I have more of a giganto head than apullo

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:25:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the pictures with you turned out.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:23:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dan's right. That guy DOES have an insanely pale thumb.



I can wait for you, Rad. No pressure.


<phew - no pictures either! That could have been an even BIGGER scandal>


Sorry 'bout the film.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:18:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was going to post about my trip last week, but none of the pictures came out well and I just can't seem to get started on the thing.

I suck.

I had like 8 journal pages filled with notes, but they are all discombobulated.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:16:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha


Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:15:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was going to agree to reconciliation if she agreed to letting me keep a mistress.

that way we both win.



Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:14:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dude, the crown awaits.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:14:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

it's all about compromises anyway, isn't it?

Just remember it takes two to compromise - if only one does it, it's giving in.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 02:13:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i love watching veggie tales. is that crazy? well rad will we be painting the town when i get back or will you be on lock?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:13:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well, Kracka's out on THREE counts there.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:12:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm thinking another two months.

unless we can come to a compromise.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:12:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

so tell her you need another month

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like my coffee like I like my women


creamy and bitter.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:11:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I want to continue going out with other women.



Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:11:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Black or creamy?


I thought the anti-crack was for the whore...Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh.............

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:11:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

On a side note my wife wants to reconcile.

:|

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:10:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I took an ephedra and am currently drinking coffee.

no anti-coke for me thanks.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:06:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

in an interesting side note, in "Veggie Tales" Larry is a cucumber.

That might explain some of the "what" confusion.

Food for thought.



I really am terrible tonight, aren't I?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:04:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

How 'bout anti-crack.

is that any cheaper?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 02:03:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

rad, i would say 600 is to much and i haven't gotten into crystle in a couple of months so what has gotten into you

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:03:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

a rock is $10

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:02:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think that $500 is too much.


Of course, I also think $5 is too much.

Try crack instead of money - might be cheaper that way

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:02:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 02:01:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahem.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

from another online article

"Typical prices ranged from $100 to $500 plus tips;"



plus tips. heh.


WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME TONIGHT?!?!

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tips?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 02:01:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ahem.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

from another online article

"Typical prices ranged from $100 to $500 plus tips;"



plus tips. heh.


WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME TONIGHT?!?!
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:41:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess I could call you "what"

Might be a bit confusing during the trysts, but hey, I'll try it.

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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-28 01:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

dammit bombs. but we have had a quiet spell recently. and will you call me larry or what?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 02:01:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no rad isn't a whore. he doesn't charge last i knew.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:00:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

my friend isn't going to visit me for less than $500

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 02:00:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Robert Redford says "Crunk"

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-07-28 02:00:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your insanely pale thumb?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:58:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Rad is a whore?



Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:57:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

so when is your friend going to visit rad?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:57:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who's the working figure?


A million is easily too much. That's just an indecent amount to propose.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

now that we have a working figure, what is too much?

I mean, subjectively?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:55:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I kill me

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:55:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

and mind you the house takes 50% to 65% of what you give the girl.


hmmm, I'll keep this in consideration for my, erm, friend, uh, Ryan.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:55:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

from another online article

"Typical prices ranged from $100 to $500 plus tips;"



plus tips. heh.


WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME TONIGHT?!?!

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:53:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

is it wrong that i adjusted for inflation thinking of our tryst to come?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:50:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"adjust for inflation"

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:50:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well from watching the cathouse on HBO their prices range from $50 - 10,000 or more but i think it is really up to the girl but don't trust me on that i haven't watched that show in over a year. also it depends on what you want to do. in my opinion i would say that $250 is way to much. i know overseas because my friends told me, i just visited the stripclubs regularly, that the average price was about $100 - $150

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:50:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

of course, that was written in 1999 - so you'd have to adjust for inflation.


OMG I can't believe I just wrote that!

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:49:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

- Found this on a website - tell you, uh- your friend that it looks like $300 is the going rate for a cheapie...

They say the Mustang went down with its fiery loins ablaze. In its last days, according to Deutsche Presse-Agentur, it was "swamped by an influx of visitors intent on tasting [its] delights ... In sumptuous public rooms adorned with red velvet and leather armchairs, and in private chambers with names like Cowboy's Dungeon ... it was by many accounts one of the wildest weekends the Mustang has known."

Alas, while the state's first legal whorehouse is now just a few flickering embers of fast passion, legal bordellos in Nevada are the coming thing -- multiplying faster than Starbucks in Silicon Valley. There are currently 40 of the sex outlets -- charging $300 dollars a pop and up -- and their success (along with the Mustang's failure and its tawdry reputation) is ushering in a whole new management approach.


Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:47:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AAAACK

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:46:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

$4.99/minute is CLEARLY too much to pay to get prices.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:46:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I need to know this for a friend of mine.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:45:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know.

I don't want to ask them what the prices are anyway.


I need to know how much is too much.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:44:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If you call the whorehouse to ask what the prices are, does that count as phone sex?

Do they charge $4.99/minute to list prices?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:42:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<dies>

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:42:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Crystle is not a whore. She is an elegant beautiful woman whose morals are not loose.


whore as in works at a whorehouse

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:41:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I guess I could call you "what"

Might be a bit confusing during the trysts, but hey, I'll try it.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:39:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dammit bombs. but we have had a quiet spell recently. and will you call me larry or what?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:37:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

goodness!

I'll be there. Dodge all the bobms.

get back soon.


Since you are in a tent, I shall temporarily crysten (heh) you Lawrence of Arabia.


Which makes absolutley no sense.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:35:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

1)rad - whore or working girl? big difference. not that i would know anything about that i have been spending to much time on trysts and recently dodging bobms to know
2)crystle - you are not a whore you are my lady. and that time away from uber will be spent in our meeting place right?
3)i have nothing for here but i felt it needed a 3

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:33:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG I CAN'T ASK A WHORE THEY WILL CLEARLY CHARGE TOO MUCH


Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:29:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OMG! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME?!?!

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:29:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't know.


Ask a whore.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:28:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how much is too much to pay a whore for sex?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:26:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm sure they will - soon.


I'm tiring of uber anyhow. When it all comes out, I'll prolly leave for a while.


At least until the <SCANDAL> dies down. I hate that crap.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:24:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i can't believe everyone doesn't know

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:23:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like the word tRYST

not sure why - cRYSTle

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:22:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Obviously I told Rad.


That should get it out there pretty fast, don't you think?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:21:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well i mean secret as in tell as many people you can.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:18:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ALL of them?


Ok, - I'm coo wi dat

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre at 2006-07-28 01:14:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 01:09:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i thought we were keeping our tryst a secret crystle.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-28 01:06:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I know

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:05:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

wait


You ARE talking about Ripon, CA, right? Or maybe it's Dogwood, IL.


Hmmmm....

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 01:04:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

of course.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 00:55:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

no gasping.... if you are refering to what happens in "insert a not very well known city here" stays in "insert a not very well known city here" then i know and we will leave it at that.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 00:52:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<Gasp!>

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-28 00:46:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

umm...what do you know?

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-28 00:39:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

no one knows what I know....

<smiley face>

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-07-27 23:30:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2006-07-27 23:22:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

If you ask me... thats a really dark Cuban. He's too happy and cute to be black.

...what?

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-07-27 22:55:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Scuse me whiles I whip dis out

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2006-07-27 22:50:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


You're always putting down the white man.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-07-27 22:47:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahhahaha the moment i saw the title and author i knew this was coming

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2006-07-27 22:47:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I is black from the waist down. . . . . . .


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