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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-06-30 18:42:06 EDT
Rating: 1.5 on 73 ratings (73 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

for uberdirectory since i have only been in one i think.

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Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-08 21:02:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i am here. i need to find a proxy address. they cut my shit off from work. BITCHES!!!! not ya'll them. so n-e whoo. if anyone can find one or a bunch of those that owuld be great. and ranger i never stay to cuddle with the guys. only the females.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-06 22:34:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think I saw something flicker in the corner, Danger - Turn the lights on and you might see him better

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-06 22:05:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*yyyyyyyyyyawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnns - stretttttttttttttttttches...*

*runs tongue across front of teeth*

*smack smack*

'morning Kracka.

*looks around*

Kracka?

hmmmmmm.... where's Kracka?

Is it night time over there?

Kracka?

Kracka please blink twice for "yes I'm standing over here in the corner of my post" or smile for "no I'm standing in the middle."





Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-05 21:16:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't choke...




Oh,.... um,......yeah, carry on


I'll just continue over using comma's quietly by myself here.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-05 04:50:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 03:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 02:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

And THIS is what I love about Danger.




And Kracka, you should apologise to him, he's dreamy.




stop being such a cock.
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thank you Crystle.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the day i apologize to ranger is the day he sucks my cock. and the only reason i would be apologizing then is because i wouldn't have told him i was cumming and it would choke him.
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Rape victims don't choke, Lamar Latrelle, their throats are all relaxed on account of the massive ammounts of rohypnol you stuffed in their sammich.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-05 04:47:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kracka and I were hanging out one day and I got all drunk and kept calling him "my niggah"


he then punched me in the face repeatedly until I died.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-05 04:44:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-05 03:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

FUck that, The ranger is a major dick sometimes, and kracka is my homo




I still love teh ranger
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well you're only human......................... make that simian.

Oh, and you're a racist. You're always bangin' on about being a minuteman and patrolling the border and looking for Mexicans on your weekends and holidays.

Kracka? There's a racist on your post.

Submitted by Berty at 2006-07-05 04:35:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I once inadvertantly felt a cock and as a consequence I never went moshing again.

Kracka is an ace person, 'specially for a baby killer. He loves to laugh.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-05 04:11:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 03:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 02:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

And THIS is what I love about Danger.




And Kracka, you should apologise to him, he's dreamy.




stop being such a cock.
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thank you Crystle.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the day i apologize to ranger is the day he sucks my cock. and the only reason i would be apologizing then is because i wouldn't have told him i was cumming and it would choke him.

Submitted by soccer at 2006-07-05 03:56:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Nigger

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-05 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

FUck that, The ranger is a major dick sometimes, and kracka is my homie




I still love teh ranger

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-05 03:03:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-05 02:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

And THIS is what I love about Danger.




And Kracka, you should apologise to him, he's dreamy.




stop being such a cock.
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thank you Crystle.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-07-05 02:41:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And THIS is what I love about Danger.




And Kracka.




you boys both rock.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-05 01:02:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i have never felt like a dick either. i'm not in the navy. but what do you expect from people that have their names on their butts?

Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-07-04 23:21:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have NEVAR felt like a dick in my life. I'm not in the navy
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OYE!

that's only at sea!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-04 23:15:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have NEVAR felt like a dick in my life. I'm not in the navy.































I am glad your mum got better.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-04 22:21:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dude my mom is dead.




















no she isn't but it made you feel like a dick for a second didn't it.

Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-07-04 21:13:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well, if i remember, that medicine I gave her did say FLUCANAZOLE



oh shit....

Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-07-04 21:12:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Diflucan Fluconazole is not malaria medicine Kracka..
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ahh Diflucan Fluconazole. Or as we in the military medicine world like to call it.

<hytsterical>HOLY SHIT!</hysterical>
<all doctor voice like> this seems like a lowgrade yeast infection. </all doctor voice like>
<hysterical>YOUS A NASTY HOE!</hysterical>
<all doctor voice like>This medication should clear that up</all doctor voice like>
<all doctor voice like>now stop douching with cake batter</all doctor voice like>





Submitted by rockdocc at 2006-07-04 21:09:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Diflucan Fluconazole is not malaria medicine Kracka..
_______________________________
ahh Diflucan Fluconazole. Or as we in the military medicine world like to call it.

HOLY SHIT! this seems like a lowgrade yeast infection.





EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-04 20:42:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

your mum.

Submitted by Merlina at 2006-07-04 17:08:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Damn..

One. Hot. Photo.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-04 16:34:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

jay- no malaria, making sure i don't get it.
danger- i can call phuzzy phuzzy if i want and no one can stop me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!





i wonder how long this can go on

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-07-04 03:49:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kracka has malaria?


So now Kracka is Oriental?



You know... yellow... Asian... Aw fuck it, the joke sucked.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-04 03:23:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well that's not gonna cure the anal yeast Phuzzy says you have. And you shouldn't call him that, calling Africans Phuzzy is racist.

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-04 03:19:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

are you a doctor ranger? i don't think so. so i am taking malaria medicine

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-03 20:45:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Diflucan Fluconazole is not malaria medicine Kracka..

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-03 20:30:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i am not name calling. and this malaria medicine gives me crazy dreams. cool huh?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-02 19:59:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Are principles like stilts? You'd have to be a pretty good shot if you were gonna shoot me while on stilts.... or are they some kind of new damnfangled amphetamine, that makes you cross and call people names?

Name calling's not nice, Kracka..

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-02 19:32:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yes principles muhfuckah

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 23:43:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

'Principles', Kracka ol' chum?

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-01 21:30:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

danger- still not even close but i will say that if you bing your ass back out here again i will be forced to shoot you on principles.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl at 2006-07-01 13:55:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nice glasses...

Submitted by thorpe at 2006-07-01 03:54:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 03:51:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

listen... Kracka, my 'man', about that Kunta Kinte remark, I'm reeeeeally sorry, hell I don't even know who h... what that is - rad told me to say it. And I've never met your mum, I promise. I just want to go home. please.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 03:45:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*returns at gunpoint...*

these military police here tell me that SAS is also an acronym for Situation Assessment Summary, a military term, 'apparently', *rolls eyes*, and they assess that i'm kinda fucked..

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 03:41:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*sighs - pulls up in hummer at a safe distance from Kracka's tent*

Special Air Services, you.... hmmmmmmm..... you liar. You did not graduate, stop making stuff up.

*puts hummer in gear..*

And listen, fatty, phuzzy says you tried to touch his peener at that London Ubercon, but wouldn't go near Berty or Spam because they have long hair like girls and you don't like girls.

*revs engine*

What do you think about THOSE apples, Kunta Kinte??

*speeds off*

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-01 02:50:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

average that was my highschool graduation photo.
and danger if you are going to try and insult me you would have to use an insult i understand. what the fuck is SAS?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 01:51:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-01 01:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

danger you can ask anyone that has met or knows me. it takes a whole lot to offend me. a WHOLE lot
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*trudges back into tent..*

Now see why did you have to go and say that Kracka? You can ask anyone that has met or knows me that it's in my nature to be offensive, like an innate building block, a small part to the labyrinthine and complex puzzle that makes up my award winning personality, and now it just feels like you've called me out..


*sighs*

Our SAS would kick your arse.

*cringes and waits for finishing move*

*looks up*

wow, thanks for not killing me. sissy.

*absolutely pissbolts out of tent*






















*sticks head back through tent flap*

Your mum says hi..

*leaves cartoon ghost image of himself fucking the fuck fuck-off!*




Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-07-01 01:50:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Didn't you just post this with a different title here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89695

"Do these glasses make me look gay?"

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-01 01:41:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you know you loved it rad.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2006-07-01 01:33:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuck you for the misleading title

Submitted by Kracka at 2006-07-01 01:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

danger you can ask anyone that has met or knows me. it takes a whole lot to offend me. a WHOLE lot

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-07-01 01:10:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

oh. A seal you say??

*dusts off fatigues*

Listen, Kracka. I hope I wasn't out of line with that tent remark, or the one about you mabye... uh-oh a typo, i'm really nervous, 'maybe' being an African chappie... or the one about possibly not supposed to be being on uber..... or when I laughed at fuckface's review..... or about you just plain being... well you know.... 'darkish'.....


*runs away*

Submitted by Sinistral at 2006-07-01 01:07:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-30 19:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 1

Racist comment.
Racist joke to mask sincerity of previous comment.
Witty remark involving the Army and black men.
Intellectual statement concerning the use of "African American" to refer to all people of the dark brown skin complexion, as opposed to simply "American," or "black."
Questioning of the validity of affirmative action programs and your thoughts on them.
Closing remark.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2006-07-01 00:52:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

nice camwhore

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-07-01 00:07:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Repost this on Monday morning and you will be at #1 most heated within 2 hours.

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-30 22:55:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

YOU MY MOTHERFUCKERRR

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-30 22:54:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I LOVE THE BLACK MAAAN

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-30 22:54:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SHOOOOW MEEE THE MONEEEYYYY

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2006-06-30 22:40:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You're the cutest boy Ever!!!!!

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2006-06-30 21:51:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

U R 1 SEXY BLACK SUMBITCH!!

Submitted by forthewin at 2006-06-30 21:40:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

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Wow, PFF. I forgive you for every bad thing you've ever said about me for this comment. Best comment ever.

Submitted by loki at 2006-06-30 21:32:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sup zoomie

Say did anyone happen to notice what football team sports center had #1 in whatever category they were talking about earlier when Sam was watching espn?

cause I missed it

go panthers w00t


Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-06-30 21:22:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That's strange.

I always thought you were Asian.



Oh, and female.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2006-06-30 21:15:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Canvas tent, plywood table, lots of extension cords. I could assume you're in the armed forces, assume you're some kind of tent-living hippy, review your past posts and not look like an asshole, or just be lazy and draw up a post like this.

Submitted by Crystle at 2006-06-30 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-06-30 21:05:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hadta kinda act your personality. And you ended up as some average not too bright guy, cos I'd never read any of your posts.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/71641

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2006-06-30 20:52:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

mmm...kracka.

Submitted by Wildman at 2006-06-30 20:47:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Woodpile.


Submitted by Kracka at 2006-06-30 20:46:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

seal i am in the air force and DC no i didn't which one was it. and i am pretty sure i won't mind.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-06-30 19:55:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Damnit Kracka, my elbow JUST, and now you gotta post ANOTHER pic?

Oh hey, wanna hear a joke about a green golf ball?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-06-30 19:29:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kracka look at your tent - it's white!

*frowns and shakes finger at Kracka*

"This is a white thing isn't it Kracka?"

Submitted by DCWoody at 2006-06-30 19:23:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Kracka you ever see the post I did featuring you? did ya mind?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-06-30 19:20:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I think someone should probably ask bart about black people and ubersite, or at least let him know there's one on here..

Submitted by Yams at 2006-06-30 19:17:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Racist comment.
Racist joke to mask sincerity of previous comment.
Witty remark involving the Army and black men.
Intellectual statement concerning the use of "African American" to refer to all people of the dark brown skin complexion, as opposed to simply "American," or "black."
Questioning of the validity of affirmative action programs and your thoughts on them.
Closing remark.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-06-30 19:12:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-30 19:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Kracka, what are you....Air Force?? Army??
I could swear that I've seen you in person before.
Of course, all black folks look the same to me anyway...
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What makes you think he's one of your guys? Maybe he's one of those ethnic militia types from Rwanda or something. Although his english is pretty good..

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-06-30 19:08:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i'm not sure ubersite is meant to have black people...

Submitted by sealclubber at 2006-06-30 19:06:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kracka, what are you....Air Force?? Army??
I could swear that I've seen you in person before.
Of course, all black folks look the same to me anyway...

Submitted by moneyshotforyou at 2006-06-30 19:00:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Do all black guys live in tents?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2006-06-30 18:59:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-30 18:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!!!



omg kracka is a black person.




Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-06-30 18:44:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

Submitted by sealclubber at 2006-06-30 18:43:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

Burns Baby Burns




Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma