All I want is a fucking better job!Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-06-26 17:10:10 EDT
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Received:Hello Christopher (Unabonger)
Received:Thank you for contacting Monster, my name is Anand, how may I help you?
Sent:Hi Anand. I am trying to find employment opportunities in Microsoft over the next couple of years but can't find the position I'm looking for.
Sent:Is there something I'm missing?
Sent:You still with me, Anand?
Received: Christopher , you can find ...........
Received: job opportunities in Microsoft .........
Received: You have to open the Monster site.......
Sent:your periods fill me with suspense, Anand.
Received: I am sorry for that .
Sent:yeah I got you...I went there and looked up Microsoft and found a whole slew, dare I say an arsenal, of jobs available
Sent:But, as I understand it, Bill Gates is retiring in the next couple of years and I'm hoping to get an application in early.
Received: May I know what kind of position you are looking for?
Sent:But I can't find that particular position in Monster's listed jobs available.
Sent:I imagine alot of people will be applying for the job and I wanted to get a shoe-in, if you get my drift.
Sent:I might just be missing something, I'm not really good with computers.
Received:If the position is available ,and if they have posted it on Monster ......
Received: Then only you will be able to apply.
Received: You can apply to any job in Microsoft if it has been posted on Monster.
Sent:well I would imagine such abig company would be pretty diligent with listing their job opportunities, particularly an important job like CEO...
Sent:what do you think, Anand?
Received:May be you are right?
Sent:Yeah, I could be right, huh? Do you maybe have a telephone number for Microsoft's human resources department?
Received: I am sorry . We dont have that information.
Received: You can search in any website .
Received: Like Google.
Received:Is there anything else I can help you with?
Sent:I mean if they haven't listed the job yet, maybe I should tell them. Maybe they listed it but something went wrong!
Sent:Then you get two years down the road and Microsoft loses it's CEO and everyone's like "Where are all the applicants?" and they can't get any because of some miscommunication with Monster.com and they hve to hand the job to some loser in executive managment that probably bought a Carrera when he should have had the taste to purchase a 959 Turbo...you know what I'm saying?
Sent:I'm not, in any way, minimizing the capabilities of Monster.com, Microsoft OR the Porshe Carrera...just saying sometimes mistakes happen.
Received: If Microsoft posts a job for CEO on Monster , you will be able to see that and you can apply also.
Sent:Alright well I was just making sure. Kind of a bummer cause I was hoping to get that app in.
Sent:but I appreciate your time, Anand. You've been......excellent.
Received: Thank you .
Received: Thank you for using Monster, have a good day.