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Yay! It's Columbine Day!

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-04-20 21:51:48 EDT
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Alot of these stoners have been running around saying happy 4:20 day cause, for about a thousand bullshit reasons, that time or date or random occurance of those three numbers has been associated with pot. Right on...good for you.

But I think we're forgetting a huge thing that happened...something bigger than the bag of cheetos next to me. It's no surprise I mean we're potheads. Of course we'd forget some shit like this.

But today is Columbine Day! So be sure to dress up for school! Make sure you have either a blood-covered shirt with bullet holes in it or dark makeup for your eyes and fingernails! Teachers all across America have joined in the festivities!!!! little Tommy pulling a gun on his classroom and the whole place just laughs and laughs as the teacher gives little Tommy a smile, headshake, and a Mentos shake of the finger!!! So much fun to take part in on such a fabulous holiday!


"I brought in a garbage bag full of baby heads for show and tell today! Everyone liked my gifts alot!! Mrs. Lavetro actually wants to meet my parents to tell them what a good girl I've been!"
-Tamra, 11


"My dad bought me a 9 mm beretta with a laser sighting so I could fool all my friends into thinking I was 'the next kid to lose it'! Everyone got a big kick out of it!"
-Stanley, 13


"I dressed myself in gothic makeup before class and brought out a bloody knife! I cried on cue and started twitching and my acting teacher gave me extra credit when I held the blade against a less popular student's neck! I love this holiday!!"
-Erika, 17




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Submitted by Unabonger at 2008-04-20 12:35:59 EDT (#)
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bump


in other news, i'm going to kill my roommates.

Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:39:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Candyapple at 2006-05-26 19:59:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

That's a little fucked up.

Submitted by the_black_sheep at 2006-05-24 16:26:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

cuz you be a jack ass all the time

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-04-21 18:52:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

shit, that's a funeral?


damn I thought it was a vietnam memorial.

Submitted by Chillax at 2006-04-21 12:35:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

This is the first time I think I've ever neg'd a funny 'tasteless' post...

...mainly because, as Wilde said, "Nothing that's funny can be tasteless" (or something to the effect).

I think you lost me with the crying girl at the funeral.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-04-21 12:31:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it was pretty tasteless...then you went and made a joke using that crying girl. that sent it over the top.

Submitted by firefly at 2006-04-21 12:30:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by OneCheapGeek at 2006-04-21 12:17:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Caul, everyone LOVES making up important job titles. In Jay's case, it means he gets to cave to customer demands when the front desk peon follows policy.

In my case, I get to take "surf Uber all fucking day while warily watching for my boss to bring up my 12 terminal windows" and make it Applications Analyst.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm guessing y'all are saying then, if someone ran out of Tower 1, they should still find people making fun about 9/11 hilarious, right? """

Yes : http://ubersite.com/m/47702




And even better than that post, Caul, is this comment
http://ubersite.com/m/47702#864098

Submitted by MichelleNJ at 2006-04-21 12:13:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by kaos-king at 2006-04-21 11:57:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was in my Junior year of college when this happened. I had two little brothers still in High School. They were telling me how their HS was going into hysterics over the whole thing, implimenting new lockdown procedures and the like. The news was filled with tales from area public schools, and what they were doing to "combat" such copycat events.

Everybody I had classes with at the University just laughed and laughed. We discussed it and agreed. We had seen something like this coming for years. American public schools have caste system, and it was bound to explode at some time. These poor teenagers don't realize that in five years, none of it matters.

I watched one "Hyper-Prep" girl get pregnant her Freshman year of college and dropout. I watched my boozer friend join the Air Force and become the head of tech support for the mid west branch of a major insurance company. High School status is irrelevent a few years later, but these kids don't know that, they don't feel that way at the time.

I was in a unique position. I was "The Art Kid." Every group, club, and sports team was indebted to me. I designed all of their programs, flyers, and tee shirts for four years. While other students would get mocked for being "dirty," I could walk around covered in plaster and paint and no one cared. (Well, that and the fact I threw shot and disk for the track team, so I was/am a big dude.) Plus, my dad is/was a teacher at my High School, so all the teacher knew me. I got away with whatever I wanted, and spent all damn day in the art room.

I find the whole Columbine thing sad, but ultimately both hilarious and informative. Hilarious, because of the way the idiot teachers and other adults responded to the affair. It proved a lot of assumptions some of these kids had. Informative, because it showed America what was really going on in white suburbia.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 at 2006-04-21 09:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SO wrong.

Submitted by BubbaEarl at 2006-04-21 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:04:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Please, AJ. I beg of you.

I seriously beg of you...

FIND AN ORIGINAL, NON-PLAYED OUT, LIFTED FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY FUNNY INSULT.



I mean, good god. Pretty soon you'll pull out the old "rent-a-cop" jab.


Are you fucking serious jaytit?

you're an obnoxious,unfunny asshole. the only difference between you and a sack of putrid shit is that the sack-o-shit might possibly...eventually get a laugh.

Submitted by MistressFist at 2006-04-21 09:29:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2


Congrats on getting your very own FBI file.


Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2006-04-21 09:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2


Congrats on getting your very own FBI file.

Submitted by sinna at 2006-04-21 07:50:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:12:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

In a way I'm glad I read this. It motivated me to register as a user so I can rate it.

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OH NOES!!

Submitted by jojo747 at 2006-04-21 07:12:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

In a way I'm glad I read this. It motivated me to register as a user so I can rate it.

Submitted by Berty at 2006-04-21 04:26:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If troubled youngsters didn't have access to firearms life would be boring.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-04-21 04:13:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:32:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

And what is with the sudden re-appearance of AJ?

pulseHEAD people start ignoring you again?

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-21 02:18:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Didn't really say it was a huge thing.

Notice the slightly mocking tone I wrote it in.


It's Desk Manager. Basically the only bosses I have are the owner and the property manager.

Again, not huge, but it's a year or two from property manager, which is nice.

Submitted by malkavian at 2006-04-21 02:12:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

C'est un bon sport, je te l'accorde. It's also part of why I joined Uber.

Mais quand même....

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-21 01:57:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

j'aime juste ça cracher des insultes en anglais :-)

Submitted by malkavian at 2006-04-21 01:53:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Pheeeew...

That would have been quite a pathetic sight.

A virtual Internet online sight kind of....You get what I mean.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-21 01:42:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:41:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you guys arguing? I mean, seriously?
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not seriously, no.

Submitted by malkavian at 2006-04-21 01:41:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Are you guys arguing? I mean, seriously?

Tee-hee! *schoolgirl giggles*

No, seriously. I loved the "snap" picture. Here's a +2.

On a serious note, though, some kid really have shitty lives, and you can't just blame them for blowing off the steam by blowing people's head off. When you think of it, what better place to shoot people than an High School? Man are those kids annoying.

I know I would have done it at my high school. Jerks.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-21 01:21:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:09:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Even you're behind the times, Caul.

It's not glorious or anything, but it's Desk Manager.

Better pay, less work, I get an office, yadda.
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ooooooooooooh, so you're a desk MANAGER!

ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET PEOPLE, WE'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS! CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY BALLSACK?

Seriously buddy...you work in a hotel. Don't try to garnish your lowly position with technical terms.

I work in a fucking cubicle. I am not a "IT consultant in business solutions and finances" even though that what my offical email signature says.

Why the fuck is everyone turning into managers anyways?

"I manage my desk, I'm a manager"
"I handle garbage, I'm a sanitary service manager"
"I breathe air, I'm a manag...STFU!!!!

I want to punch you in the face.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-21 01:09:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Even you're behind the times, Caul.

It's not glorious or anything, but it's Desk Manager.

Better pay, less work, I get an office, yadda.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-21 01:06:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a rent-a-cop?
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No, now he's a hotel desk clerk. He's got himself some authoritay!!

Submitted by COMountain at 2006-04-21 00:41:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

needs more trenchcoat

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-21 00:32:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Jesus dipshit.

WAS.
Remember the job I got fired from?

OH THERE'S ANOTHER OLD USED UP INSULT FOR YOU!

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-04-21 00:19:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:05:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:54:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are almost all gothic people fat? Has anyone else noticed this?
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That's the whole point of being gothic.

When you're fat and lonely, you need to compensate somewhere else to get people to even look at you. Even if it's with disdain, everybody needs a little attention.
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That's kind of sad. When you say it like that, I almost feel sorry for them until I remember how incredibly stupid the whole goth thing is. Don't they know there are better ways to get attention that may even be positive instead of constantly whining about how their lives are so hard?

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-21 00:15:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You're a rent-a-cop?

hahahahaha

About as good as I'd expected but I never like to assume anything. Here's the deal, Jay. I don't waste my time coming up with new ways to insult you because the old ways are still just as effective when combined with your complete and utter lack of any level of wit or personality. That and you're really not at all worth my time. But the five seconds it takes me to make shit of you puts just one more smile on my face before the day's done.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2006-04-21 00:15:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Congrats on getting your very own FBI file.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-21 00:05:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:54:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are almost all gothic people fat? Has anyone else noticed this?
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That's the whole point of being gothic.

When you're fat and lonely, you need to compensate somewhere else to get people to even look at you. Even if it's with disdain, everybody needs a little attention.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-21 00:04:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Please, AJ. I beg of you.

I seriously beg of you...

FIND AN ORIGINAL, NON-PLAYED OUT, LIFTED FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY FUNNY INSULT.



I mean, good god. Pretty soon you'll pull out the old "rent-a-cop" jab.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-04-21 00:01:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:36:59 (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey Caul how do you say "the following things"

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As in: Il faut que vous fassiez "les chose suivantes"

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Cool thanks. I am sometimes wary of the translation websites but that one looks pretty reliable. You know how they sometimes translate backwards?

I was stuck on that phrase though. I was afraid I'd get the wording wrong, even with the French-English dictionary. The little things always get me, like word order, pronoun placement, etc, etc.

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2006-04-20 23:54:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why are almost all gothic people fat? Has anyone else noticed this?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-04-20 23:50:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 23:47:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 23:46:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*choses

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 23:46:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:36:59 (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey Caul how do you say "the following things"

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As in: Il faut que vous fassiez "les chose suivantes"

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-20 23:45:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jay for the last time I'm not in school you illiterate fuck. And nigga please- don't even try and insult my intelligence. The best you can hope for is making yourself look like a bumbling sausage-fingered mongoloid retard.

Oh wait...

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 23:38:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

"more fun than Jay"


OHES NOES SUCH AND INSULT I DO NOT THINK DAT IM GONNA EBER GET OVER DA HURT AND PANE THAT CAUZES TO MI!


College sure hasn't helped your insults. Or your intelligence, but we really shouldn't go there. Most of the words are too big for you.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-04-20 23:36:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Hey Caul how do you say "the following things"

As in: Il faut que vous fassiez "the following things"


If you don't mind.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-20 23:36:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Actually I'm back at my old apartment. Cable's not hooked up at the new one yet, so I'm here hanging out with my "sociable" old roommates. They don't hang out much and they're still more fun than Jay.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-20 23:35:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yes.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 23:32:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

And what is with the sudden re-appearance of AJ?

pulseHEAD people start ignoring you again?

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-04-20 23:32:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

People on uber joke about rape, torture, murder, retardation, disability, terrorism, etc, etc. I'm sure out of the thousands of users there are plenty who have been personally affected by one or more of the above. But most people don't go off on self-righteous tirades, because they probably realize that:

1. This is the internet. If you are looking for sensitivity don't look here.
2. Number 1 is obviously and especially applicable on ubersite.
3. It would be hypocritical.

So you were personally affected by Columbine. One of my friends was raped and stabbed to death. I'm not trying to keep score here; they are equally terrible. But guess what? I don't throw a tantrum when people joke about raping and stabbing people. It would be kind of stupid, because this is ubersite for fuck's sake.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 23:26:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm guessing y'all are saying then, if someone ran out of Tower 1, they should still find people making fun about 9/11 hilarious, right? """

Yes : http://ubersite.com/m/47702

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 23:25:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Rape-a-palooza?


You'd have to show me, Caul.


And AJ, I don't give a rats ass if people care about what I say or do.

And it's not a "morality" thing. I was affected by it.



I'm guessing y'all are saying then, if someone ran out of Tower 1, they should still find people making fun about 9/11 hilarious, right?

Submitted by SunnyG at 2006-04-20 23:23:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Ooooh, jokes about columbine, that makes you really edgy. You're such a badass!

I'm not really offended by it....but i just felt the urge to tell you to shut the fuck up

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-04-20 23:20:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:10:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

If you like shock humor, you better accept that it might shock you sometimes.

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Very well put.





I meant to give this a +1 the first time, so here's a 2 for balance.

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-20 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha I love when Jay goes off on his tirades of "morality."

As if anyone here cares what you think, Jay.

Dipshit.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 23:10:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And how many times have you +2ed the ubersite rape-a-palooza, just out of curiosity?"""

My point, precisely.
If you like shock humor, you better accept that it might shock you sometimes.

I miss Vermin...he was good at seeking out people like jay-pig with his posts.

Submitted by Anansie at 2006-04-20 22:56:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

And a hearty fuck you from someone DIRECTLY affected by Columbine.

Isiah Shoals? Yeah, one of my best friends at Lakewood before he transferred to Culumbine for his senior year.

And on top of that, the furniture delivery truck I was in that day was delivering about 3 blocks away when the cops first got there, and they swarmed us, and raided the fucking truck, thinking whoever was shooting (this was waaaaaaaaay before anyone knew anything that went on) might have used it as a way to escape and hide.


So yeah, fuck off on this one.

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And how many times have you +2ed the ubersite rape-a-palooza, just out of curiosity?

Submitted by EchoBoxing at 2006-04-20 22:51:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i covered all of 4/20 in this 2 year old masterpiece...


http://www.ubersite.com/m/30862

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-04-20 22:49:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well it's more a stab at goths than anything else but if you want to read too much into it and get your asshole all puckered up be my guest.

Submitted by r0fl at 2006-04-20 22:49:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:44:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Caul, I don't laugh at this kind of shit.

Two kids went up, killed 19 kids and a teacher, then themselves.


I would, and HAVE laughed at the parents who have sued everyone from K&H's parents to the Jeffco Police to the principal to the family of the teacher that died, but I don't laugh at shit like this.

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Here's wishing you would have transferred with your boy so I wouldn't have had to read your comments about what 'bugs' you. I don't necessarily agree with the post, but it does poke fun at goth kids, not at the death and carnage in '99.

It is Uber, after all.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 22:44:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Caul, I don't laugh at this kind of shit.

Two kids went up, killed 19 kids and a teacher, then themselves.


I would, and HAVE laughed at the parents who have sued everyone from K&H's parents to the Jeffco Police to the principal to the family of the teacher that died, but I don't laugh at shit like this.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-04-20 22:35:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:29:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Squatty, it's a myth.

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oh snap

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 22:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

p.s. jaypeg, I see you laughing at just about every type of trash humor here so I don't see how that is different...pussy.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 22:29:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Squatty, it's a myth.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 22:29:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

And a hearty fuck you from someone DIRECTLY affected by Columbine.

Isiah Shoals? Yeah, one of my best friends at Lakewood before he transferred to Culumbine for his senior year.

And on top of that, the furniture delivery truck I was in that day was delivering about 3 blocks away when the cops first got there, and they swarmed us, and raided the fucking truck, thinking whoever was shooting (this was waaaaaaaaay before anyone knew anything that went on) might have used it as a way to escape and hide.


So yeah, fuck off on this one.
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This is not true. You never had best friends or a job.

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-04-20 22:21:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

And a hearty fuck you from someone DIRECTLY affected by Columbine.

Isiah Shoals? Yeah, one of my best friends at Lakewood before he transferred to Culumbine for his senior year.

And on top of that, the furniture delivery truck I was in that day was delivering about 3 blocks away when the cops first got there, and they swarmed us, and raided the fucking truck, thinking whoever was shooting (this was waaaaaaaaay before anyone knew anything that went on) might have used it as a way to escape and hide.


So yeah, fuck off on this one.
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Ha Ha

Submitted by Still-Life at 2006-04-20 22:21:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:57:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know if this is just an extremely hilarious myth, but I heard that one of the girls running from the building stacked it on a table or a trashcan or some shit and ended up paralyzed. Can anyone confirm this?
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Holy fucking shit.

Thats hilarious even if its not true.

This is B@W material here.

Submitted by earjacking-the-net at 2006-04-20 22:13:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Life...nobody gets out alive, except me ...I'm going to live forever.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-04-20 22:13:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

aw take your sensitivities and shove em up your ass.

it's uber, I'm surprised I'm the first to do it.

Submitted by secret_of_nimh at 2006-04-20 22:06:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2006-04-20 22:02:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

And a hearty fuck you from someone DIRECTLY affected by Columbine.

Isiah Shoals? Yeah, one of my best friends at Lakewood before he transferred to Culumbine for his senior year.

And on top of that, the furniture delivery truck I was in that day was delivering about 3 blocks away when the cops first got there, and they swarmed us, and raided the fucking truck, thinking whoever was shooting (this was waaaaaaaaay before anyone knew anything that went on) might have used it as a way to escape and hide.


So yeah, fuck off on this one.

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-04-20 22:02:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, man... "so funny I'm crying" ...

The fact that I laughed my ass off made me want to kill myself a little bit. But just a little bit. Because that would prove you right, damn it.

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2006-04-20 21:57:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I don't know if this is just an extremely hilarious myth, but I heard that one of the girls running from the building stacked it on a table or a trashcan or some shit and ended up paralyzed. Can anyone confirm this?

Submitted by AJ at 2006-04-20 21:56:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2006-04-20 21:53:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The last picture sealed it perfectly.


Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

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