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Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-02-27 21:55:46 EST
Rating: 1.3 on 28 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

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That shit don't make no sense.JPG

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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:39:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by xanderd at 2006-03-14 14:00:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by joedaddy at 2006-03-13 21:01:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

sometimes I feel like my reviews don't show up on other people's computers.
dead center in the 10 ring

Submitted by little_ralph at 2006-03-13 00:47:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

quality post

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-03-13 00:36:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh yeah....my bad.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2006-03-12 23:13:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

He didn't say 'I have to get out of this place' to Neo, he said it to Morpheus. Right after he practically licked the sweat of the big mans heid.

I'm cool.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2006-03-12 22:59:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by trent_nz at 2006-03-09 22:11:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Deconstruction at 2006-03-05 22:11:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-03-01 00:30:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

happy fat tuesday for all you fuck faces on uber.

Submitted by recall at 2006-02-28 08:46:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The prophecy says +2.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2006-02-28 08:33:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Auto+2 Chris Walken

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2006-02-28 08:30:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes indeed

Submitted by Avals at 2006-02-28 08:15:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2



Submitted by skrapmetal at 2006-02-28 06:02:07 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The guy who played agent Smith also played a flaming drag queen in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/ It's an... Australian movie, with an uncomfortable fascination with Abba.

Give it to Hugo Weaving, the guy can act.

Submitted by supadupapupa at 2006-02-28 03:26:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love the matrix but I have to agree with you on this one... never thought about it that way.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2006-02-28 03:11:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

needs more Michael Caine

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-02-28 02:09:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2006-02-28 02:06:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

won't even defend Smith here.

Submitted by RonArtestPunch at 2006-02-28 01:50:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

agent smith as pinoccio was funny as hell

Submitted by charminglybeef at 2006-02-28 01:02:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hate movies.

Lead on, brother.

Submitted by MrCoffee at 2006-02-28 00:33:30 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Gotta have more cowbell baby

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2006-02-28 00:00:05 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Ever watch the outtakes from The Rock? Ed Harris goes apeshit on two occasions where he can't get his line right.
Starts slamming a phone down repeatedly. Cursing in a high pitched voice.
Good stuff. He should have bottled THAT and given it to his character.

Submitted by CrazyHorse at 2006-02-27 23:50:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

can anyone ACTUALLY not like Christopher Walken?

I mean...really?

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2006-02-27 22:29:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2006-02-27 22:28:49 EST (#)
Rating: -2

u suck at being not nerdy

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2006-02-27 22:22:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by goferforhire at 2006-02-27 22:14:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I probably would have +2ed just for Christopher Walken... but I'd always wondered about that Air Force One Guy...

Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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