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Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-02-14 17:21:01 EST
Rating: 0.66 on 25 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Well my ubervarsary was a few days ago. I didn't do much, just sat around my room drinking pigs blood, standing on my head for 3 hours and 33 minutes in the center of a pentagon i drew on the floor with the blood of a goat and some ashes from a burned cat.

I digress

I didn't make a post or beat off furiously to my previous posts. I wasn't going to mention it except I figured if another Uberdirectory was going to be out soon, I'd like to see my face in it...even if 70% of you have no clue who I am and the other 30%, while having had short meaningless cybersex, probably doesn't remember me at all.

love me...or I'll fuck your daughter.






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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:39:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by the_black_sheep at 2006-05-24 16:33:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA...now I know why you're so mean....CUZ YOU'RE SO FUCKIN UGLY!!!! HAHASHAHAHAHAHAA....

Submitted by G-prime at 2006-03-05 19:18:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You look like Cameron Alexander from American History X. NAZI!





Mine eyes have seen the glory of the trampling of the zoo,

We have washed our hands in niggers' blood and all the mongrels too

We are tearing down the ZOG machine, jew by jew by jew,

The White Man marches on!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2006-02-15 08:21:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You look like the insane micro-nazi from Indiana Jones

"Why, hello Dr Jones" except he pronounces it 'Jawns'

Submitted by zoobie2000 at 2006-02-15 07:59:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

yawn

Submitted by ConorJS at 2006-02-14 21:44:39 EST (#)
Rating: 1

You DO look like a fuckin' asshole. I know I'D fight ya!

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 at 2006-02-14 21:41:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The unabomber lived in my neck of the woods...wait who cares.

Submitted by pragmatic at 2006-02-14 21:37:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You kinda look like my ex

That's bad, he was crazy.

-2 for looking like my ex, +2 because you can't help it unless you have extensive pastic surgery.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2006-02-14 20:53:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Your nom de plume does not fit that nerdy picture.

That's false advertising.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-02-14 19:23:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You look like the bad guys in so many nazi movies.

Submitted by BranDo at 2006-02-14 18:29:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Überraschend geile bilder von Leuchtturmen im Hintergrund.
Herzlichen glückwunsch zum 33.!

Surprising nice pics of lighthouses there in the background.
Congrats on your 33rd birthday!

Are you Welsh, Irish or just 33?

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-02-14 18:15:24 EST (#)
Rating: 1

only if you buy the roofies

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-02-14 18:11:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Y HELO THAR PENNAME WANT TO CUME OVAR?/

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-02-14 18:06:03 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:04:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

um...I'm not German at all. I'm Welsh Irish.

but whatever...I dig pork and sauerkraut and strudel and sheitBer videos and what not.

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...and murdering people and stuffing them with potatoes and pornography leaflets

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-02-14 18:04:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

um...I'm not German at all. I'm Welsh Irish.

but whatever...I dig pork and sauerkraut and strudel and sheitBer videos and what not.

Submitted by pen_name at 2006-02-14 18:03:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

uber's resident serial killer.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2006-02-14 17:45:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

shnell! shnell! gudobledof!

i didn't hid the jeeeews herr untergrupenfuhrer.


Submitted by zakalwe at 2006-02-14 17:44:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

something about your username makes me think of a pendulous, swaying oversize breast.

just one.

not sure why, better give it some thought. I'll get back to you.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2006-02-14 17:31:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"Ya, I'm as giddy as a school girl! Touch it Eddie!"

Submitted by Foonbo at 2006-02-14 17:30:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2006-02-14 17:29:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2









































mom?

Submitted by Iago at 2006-02-14 17:26:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jesus, are you german? you look like a swastica-sporting neo-nazi if i ever seen one.

+2 for you getting my 'Owning sex-pests makes me feel good' post on most heated.

Submitted by PokeyPecker at 2006-02-14 17:25:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -1

NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE

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Bwwwaaa ha ha ha. And who can forget:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY? TOUCH IT! TOUCH MY MONKEY!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master at 2006-02-14 17:23:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Note to self: get daughter

Submitted by _Aries_ at 2006-02-14 17:22:56 EST (#)
Rating: -1

NOW IS THE TIME ON SHPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE


Bart: What religion are you?

Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

Homerpalooza