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Calling All Brittish Uberers: Come here to cast your votes for the forthcoming elelction

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:06:36 EDT
Rating: 1.42 on 164 ratings (164 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Morning Uberites.

Before we get to the point of post, the bollocks of the matter if you will, It is necessary for me to weed out a certain undesirable element to whom this post will not apply. To this end, please answer the following question as honestly as possible.




Q: How many i’s are there in ‘Aluminium’ ?




If your answer is less than 2, then I’m sorry, I’m afraid you’ve failed, please kindly hit the ‘back’ button and go about your business as usual. Maybe you could declare war or a new country during lunch to break up the day?


Anyway, now that we’ve lost the septics, how are you all?


Good, I’m glad I asked.


Pleasantries aside, let me get down to business:

British Uberererers, we have a problem, and that problem is one of leadership. As you will no doubt be aware, our majestic Isles have been represented rather well of late, with Cocknies, Paddies, Geordies and C1ndies all crawling from the woodwork and showing the rest of Uber the reason why it’s called GREAT Britain.

This influx and/or revival of UK users poses a slight problem for us all though, a problem which until recently we had a rather good solution for. The problem is one that I like to call the UM effect, for absolutely no particular reason whatsoever. The UM Effect dictates that within any group of reasonably diverse peoples, there exists a certain probability that one of them is psychotic cunt. As this group grows in size, so does the probability of a psychotic cunt event. and when this group reaches a certain size – the critical cunting point – It becomes inevitable that somebody within the group goes Kurtz and loses the plot completely - before you know it, we’re all starring slack-jawed and fluttery-stomached at a the gaping maw of doom attached between the legs of said (and purely hypothetical) psycho. This is something I think we all want to avoid.


Until now the chances of this happening were slim. Why? Leadership, that’s why. Headed (cheap pun) as we were by our resident English Uber elder - the once mighty Apollo-'Judas'-88 – we Brits were all able to function as a unit, blindly following the misguided orders and whims of our misshapen emperor like the sheep we all know that we are. Now however, in an act of heretical apostasy, Apollo-'Et tu Brutus'-88, has taken it upon himself to leave our land of green and plenty in order to seek his fortune amongst the religious zealots known only as Americans. He’s even suggested in the lead-up to his defection that we remove the sacred British Auto +2 (Including Rad but not C1ndy) Pact that is the source of all our might, knowing full well that after his migration, he would not be applicable for it.

This betrayal cannot be permitted and I, self-elected spokesperson for The Coalition of Uber-Brits (and Rad), put to you that this turncoat’s unofficial status as leader be removed with immediate effect.

Of course, in light of the aforementioned UM factor, we cannot press forward into the darkest slimy depths of Uber without a shining beacon of light to show us the way, lest we all succumb to the urge to post inane pictures of Rabbits, Emus, Daschunds and our own genitalia. We must elect a new leader using the democratic process that we once so successfully forced onto the rest of the world and I ask that you Brits (and Rad) select candidates and vote for them as you see fit.


I of course, would not make a suitable leader and will not be standing in the forthcoming election, my slow decline in quality becoming apparent in this very post. I will however be championing one man to lead us from temptation and guide his flock of mindless subordinates (that’s us by the way) to the land of tasty goodness.



This Modern Messiah’s name?







Dervel.




It is my, rather arrogant, opinion that only THIS comedy genius can ever hope to overcome the evil that festers in every corner of this site, threatening to subvert us all from righteousness onto the dark path that will henceforth be known as Apolloism. Only he can protect us from our enemies within and without, armed only with his questionable wit and his omniscient animal guide: Fintan.


Should he decide to stand, I urge you to vote for this man-child genius.


It is up to YOU of course, to vote for whomever you choose but be warned, being too vitriolic in your responses to the winning candidate may force them to cast you out of our fold with the other subversives (C1ndy).


Get voting.










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Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-06-16 09:20:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Spamula!

Submitted by Linus at 2008-08-17 13:50:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Spam. I hope this works--goddamn thing took me an hour to write.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-31 11:25:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

THE SHOCKING RESULT - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78079

Submitted by CookieLass at 2005-10-31 08:42:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Stop projecting your issues onto me, rad.


I change my vote to Dervel with a side of Pock, because you realy couldn't have a more entertaining dictatorial regime.

Also because I think I made Pock cry by not voting for him originally.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-10-31 07:53:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 for all. For me, a n00b, getting on B@W!!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872

I love Uber!

Submitted by csgasser at 2005-10-30 17:04:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm geordie, can I just stay anyway please? I'm sure I'll be voting for you...

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-30 12:23:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:17:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

You misspelled British. Moron.

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Thank you Moron, I will take your comments on board. Spam.

Submitted by Bizdorph at 2005-10-30 12:17:10 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You misspelled British. Moron.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-10-30 05:15:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

what? you did all this when I was on holiday!

I vote for myself, obviously.

Submitted by Chinaski at 2005-10-30 01:32:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-29 12:04:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

be careful there.

cookie has a chemical imbalance in her little head of hers.

Submitted by CookieLass at 2005-10-28 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

OI!!! I'M NOT PSEUDO ANYTHING YOU PONCE!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 10:38:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A real Shocker as Dave's Belly takes the lead after absorbing Team Pock and thus all of his votes.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 10:36:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'Tex Hex'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Dervel: 5 1/2 ...............(Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Dervel, MassiveBaps, Cookie (1/2 for being female AND only just psudeo-jock)
Dave's Belly: 6..........(Rad1101, Spam, Team Pock(which includes: Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside) )

Submitted by CookieLass at 2005-10-28 10:19:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry, Pock. I just can't say no to King Dervel there in his schoolboy-esque shitsleeves and tie holding a high-power firearm. And a hedgehog. It's too much for me!

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-28 09:51:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-28 09:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Busy day at work yesterday... do hope the polls haven't closed yet!

I vote Dervel, with a sideorder of Dave's Belly. My vote counts, right?

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That's it, I withdraw from the running. When the going gets tough, the tough go and have a litle cry. I will always be the king of your hearts... but now my vote goes to Daves belly.

Submitted by CookieLass at 2005-10-28 09:19:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Busy day at work yesterday... do hope the polls haven't closed yet!

I vote Dervel, with a sideorder of Dave's Belly. My vote counts, right?

Submitted by bigbabylons at 2005-10-28 06:55:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhhhh i see what you've done

please ignore i'm a cunt

Submitted by bigbabylons at 2005-10-28 06:55:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Are thee blind

did you not say any British uberer

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 06:50:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oops:

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'Tex Hex'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Pock: 4 .................(Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside)
Dervel: 5 ...............(Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Dervel, MassiveBaps)
Dave's Belly: 2..........(Rad1101, Spam)

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 06:42:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have now changed my vote for Dave's Belly:-

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'James hewitt'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Pock: 4 .................(Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside)
Dervel: 5 ...............(Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Dervel, MassiveBaps)
Dave's Belly: 1..........(Rad1101, Spam)

Submitted by bigbabylons at 2005-10-28 06:35:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I said i vote dervel you cunt

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 05:43:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ps - you're a cunt.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 05:42:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

just having an ETS moment.

It's because I watched Human Traffic last night and long to recapture the days when I used to go out and join up with a group of friends to make up one cohesive, drug fuelled unit and get completely fucked up for no other reason than to celebrate Friday. Nowadays it's a shock if bed down past 1.00am.

The realisation pisses me off a little.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-28 05:25:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

QUICK!!!!


Someone phone Spam a waaaaaaaaaaambulance.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-28 05:14:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Votes:-

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'James hewitt'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Pock: 4 .................(Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside)
Dervel: 5 ...............(Spam, Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Dervel)
Dave's Belly: 1..........(Rad1101)


In other news, I've just realised that the last time I took class A drugs was June. My frivolous youth is slipping inexorably away with nothing to show for it. My life thus far has been one big waste of time. Woe is me.

**Cries underacheiver tears**

I find Cannabis a useful tool to hide this truth from myself, but I can't seem to get hold of that anymore. I mean Seriously, who the fuck CAN'T get hold of skunk nowadays? Me that's who. And now I'm smoking shitty soapbar that contains at least four Tesco's carrier bags per ounce. I'm a failure. blah blah blah yakady schmakady. Everything is shit. etc. etc.

Don't even get me started on Human motherfucking Resources either...

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-10-27 15:49:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

screw that - vote for this guy

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77894

Submitted by Adereterial at 2005-10-27 14:52:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-27 11:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77858

This is why I should be elected. I'm keeping them on the other side of the hemisphere in check!

Also Dervel shouldn;t be allowed to change his vote. I couldn;t ask for mine back after I voted conservative!

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Argh Tory Booooooo!

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Should I hide my head in shame?

Submitted by DCWoody at 2005-10-27 11:55:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-27 08:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77858

This is why I should be elected. I'm keeping them on the other side of the hemisphere in check!

Also Dervel shouldn;t be allowed to change his vote. I couldn;t ask for mine back after I voted conservative!

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Argh Tory Booooooo!

Submitted by bigbabylons at 2005-10-27 10:13:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Dervel

Why, cause i flipped a fucking 10 pence, thats why.

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-10-27 10:03:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So I have a choice of three people?

I don't vote any of them... I want to see someone dynamic, smart, attractive, irish...

er..

ha ha ha.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-27 09:40:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

can I take my vote back and give it to exclamation point belly?

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-27 09:36:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:29:21 (#)
Ranking: 0


w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'006'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Pock: 4 .................(Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside)
Dervel: 6 ...............(Spam, Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Rad1101, Dervel)


Dervel streaks into the lead, closely followed by Nath. Pock, as usual, is bringing up the rear.
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Think up your own damn lyrics, "bringing up the rear" is my favorite double entendre.

I can't believe you've let Dervel have his vote back.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-27 08:32:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77858

This is why I should be elected. I'm keeping them on the other side of the hemisphere in check!

Also Dervel shouldn;t be allowed to change his vote. I couldn;t ask for mine back after I voted conservative!

Submitted by CapitalA at 2005-10-27 08:08:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've changed my mind.

I vote for reinstating apollo.

Not so obvious now. Flippin scallys...

Submitted by CapitalA at 2005-10-27 07:45:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Nath.

Holy shit it worked, obvious password Derkel.


Submitted by Arthur_Dent at 2005-10-27 07:44:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i vote wsisissisisiisysywywysiswsy

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-27 07:29:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 5 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'006'-88, Fabit(nath's lover),DCwoody)
Pock: 4 .................(Himself, Davros, Chri5, mbstateside)
Dervel: 6 ...............(Spam, Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Rad1101, Dervel)


Dervel streaks into the lead, closely followed by Nath. Pock, as usual, is bringing up the rear.


Submitted by DCWoody at 2005-10-27 06:52:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Or you could go for experiance and pick me.




















*whimpers*


Submitted by DCWoody at 2005-10-27 06:47:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well I was going to go on three factors, posts ratings and tits.
Im not voting for C1ndy just because, and berty ruled himself out
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't be a leader, I'm a Liberal Democrat. We're not capable of decicive action.

I vote Derval as well.

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So I pick Nath/W_H_T_J_I_S_M


But Dervel would do.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-27 06:43:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

RESPECT MY AUTHORITA!

Next person to mention that team gets cock punched.

anyway i follow baseball now.

hosuton astros lost world series :-(


Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-27 06:25:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-27 06:16:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

i do not recognise your authority.

saddam style.
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You have no power any more apollo 'all your base are belong to Crystal Palace' 88.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-27 06:16:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i do not recognise your authority.

saddam style.

Submitted by Adereterial at 2005-10-27 06:09:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:46:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aluminum

There are two different ways to both pronounce and spell 'aluminum'. Get over it.

If you're so 'English', you should be able to tell me what happened on this day in English history...

Give up?

1106 years ago, on this date in 899 AD, King Alfred - the only English king ever to garner the title 'Great' - died.

So there. Take that you scalliwags!

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I would like to apologise to all British Uberites for not being available to answer that question yesterday. I am a disgrace to my profession.

I'd like to add:

1965, the Beatles were given MBEs
1951, Churchill was reelected Prime Minister. Oh how fitting.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-27 04:02:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you have been deposed cruel tyrant. now fuck off and go suck some nad.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-27 04:00:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i have decided to exercise my imperial power and keep my throne.

contest over.


Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-27 03:59:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Okay done, you now lead the competition.

FROM NOW ON, NOBODY WILL BE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR VOTE (unless you voted for somebody not on the list) BECAUSE I'M GETTING FUCKED OFF WITH SCROLLONG THROUGH THE COMMENTS

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-27 03:49:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm voting for me again, but only because Pock is a gobshite.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-27 03:18:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Cant vote for me I'm afraid Jules, after the elimination round, the only three people standing are: -


w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 4 ........(Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo-'006'-88, Fabit(nath's lover))
Pock: 5 ..........(Himself, Davros, Chri5, Dervel(!), mbstateside)
Dervel: 5 ........... (Spam, Berty, Matnotharry, Soley T, Rad1101)


Your vote could break the deadlock!

VOTE DERVEL.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey at 2005-10-27 03:17:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I VOTE MERLINA!!!

I think we need a matriarchy, get rid of all this barely concealed homoeroticism and nervous ghey jokes.

Besides, she'd be good at peace keeping. Except against moths and butterflies.

Although she's an advocate against the auto plus two and it's the only reason my ratings are quite high....hmmm....

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-10-27 03:06:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Not ONE vote for the oldest, wisest, fairest, longer standing than some.. irish one?

*raises eyesbrow*

I vote Spam.


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky at 2005-10-26 20:33:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

dervel.

blokes got it where it counts.

which, if i was the gay betting type, is in the pants.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-10-26 20:15:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

77777

Submitted by Saxon at 2005-10-26 19:24:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I have no idea whats going on here but carry on.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-26 19:05:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

OH NOES MY VOTE TIED HIM WITH PUCK RODGERS

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-26 19:04:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dervel gets a vote from the tribunus plebis

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2005-10-26 18:16:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote derval. Go for it mate

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-10-26 17:57:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dear lord, I actually laughd quite hard at that. I must be getting old.

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Which is why it shouldn't be too difficult to infiltrate and conquer your puny coalition once the pageantry of elections have passed and the new 'leader', if you might call him that, is crowned.

'Twill be like the battle of Uberhastings as I and my Barbarian Horde unceremoniously o'erthrow your duly elected leadership and divy up your lands and virgins amonst ourselves...

Or...if I can't round up a sufficient Barbarian Horde, I'll come at you with my Horde of Barbers, and we will give you all FANTASTIC haircuts, or I'll just get a bunch of chicks named 'Barbara' to do your nails or something, turning you all queer in a non-funny kind of way. If that all fails, as a last resort, I will force you all to watch Hanna Barbara cartoons like Scooby Doo until your brains turn to mush...

...as opposed to the current porridge.

Let the Middle Middle Ages of Uber commence!!!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 17:32:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 16:14:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pock:

1 x 10^6 = 1 000 000

1 million? A million? Aluminium?


...

...


Told you it was shite.

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My god! That's even worse than MY puns! I would have at least said "Who's Al, and why is he so small?"
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Dear lord, I actually laughd quite hard at that. I must be getting old.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-10-26 16:14:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 15:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pock:

1 x 10^6 = 1 000 000

1 million? A million? Aluminium?


...

...


Told you it was shite.

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My god! That's even worse than MY puns! I would have at least said "Who's Al, and why is he so small?"

Submitted by hollygolitely at 2005-10-26 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I wish I could vote.


Has anyone else ever heard that saying (or thinking) the word alumin[i]um makes your mouth water?
I don't recall who first informed me of this, but my mouth has indeed watered several times during this post.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 15:07:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Pock:

1 x 10^6 = 1 000 000

1 million? A million? Aluminium?


...

...


Told you it was shite.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity at 2005-10-26 15:01:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Derkel


Only because I don't want him to be psychologically traumatizede, which he would be if Pock won by a landslide.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 14:48:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

pock, I read one of your reviews about the definition of your name earlier and I swear to god I thought 'Who the fuck is "Hibbert"?'. I got it stuck in my head that your name actually IS Paul Hobbert

also, I miscounted the votes, it actually stand thus:

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 4 (Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo'Kaiser Soze'88, Fabit(nath's lover))
Pock: 5 (Himself, Davros, Chri5, Dervel(!), mbstateside)
Dervel: 2 (Spam, Berty)


VOTE DERVEL

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See what Dervels stupidity has done to you? It made you spell election and British wrong for a start!... Now you think my name really is Hobbert?

Vote Pock, end the insanity!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 14:38:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

pock, I read one of your reviews about the definition of your name earlier and I swear to god I thought 'Who the fuck is "Hibbert"?'. I got it stuck in my head that your name actually IS Paul Hobbert

also, I miscounted the votes, it actually stand thus:

w_b_e_a_r_d_y: 4 (Himself, Aderaterialalial, Apollo'Kaiser Soze'88, Fabit(nath's lover))
Pock: 5 (Himself, Davros, Chri5, Dervel(!), mbstateside)
Dervel: 2 (Spam, Berty)


VOTE DERVEL

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 14:30:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 14:17:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

have you noticed that 'Aluminum' has a much longer definition than 'Aluminium' - yanks looking the word up need an enitre paragraph of bollocks rather than just 'a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite' because otherwise they'd get confused and think it was actually 1 x 10^6.



I hope nobody will get that joke, otherwise they'd realise just how shite it was.

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Listen man, if you're coming to my house and drinking in my rollerdisco then just bloody well stop these mathematics jokes. They make us cool people feel stupid!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 14:17:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

have you noticed that 'Aluminum' has a much longer definition than 'Aluminium' - yanks looking the word up need an enitre paragraph of bollocks rather than just 'a silvery ductile metallic element found primarily in bauxite' because otherwise they'd get confused and think it was actually 1 x 10^6.



I hope nobody will get that joke, otherwise they'd realise just how shite it was.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 14:09:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Voting thus far

w_g_a_y_b_o_y_s: 3 (Himself, Aderaterial, Fabit(-his lover))
Pock: 5 (Himself, Davros, Chri5, Dervel(!) Apollo-'cancer-of-english-spirit'-88)
Dervel: 2 (Spam, Berty)

If your name is not on this list then for one reason or another, I have not counted your vote. vote again. Don not pass go. Do collect £200. Any Brit (or Rad) may vote FOR THESE THREE PEOPLE ONLY.

Voting ends whenever Apollo-'infected'-88 moves to the states to the continue the spread of Bird-flu and thus increase the world's average IQ.

VOTE DERVEL!



Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 14:02:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:46:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aluminum

There are two different ways to both pronounce and spell 'aluminum'. Get over it.

If you're so 'English', you should be able to tell me what happened on this day in English history...

Give up?

1106 years ago, on this date in 899 AD, King Alfred - the only English king ever to garner the title 'Great' - died.

So there. Take that you scalliwags!

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Nonsense poopy pants! http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aluminium&db=*

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-10-26 13:46:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aluminum

There are two different ways to both pronounce and spell 'aluminum'. Get over it.

If you're so 'English', you should be able to tell me what happened on this day in English history...

Give up?

1106 years ago, on this date in 899 AD, King Alfred - the only English king ever to garner the title 'Great' - died.

So there. Take that you scalliwags!

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 13:40:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote Pock.

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".....lest we all succumb to the urge to post inane pictures of Rabbits, Emus, Daschunds and our own genitalia."

This scentence made me inelligible to stand.

-Dave

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I knew the wonderous bus driver would come through for me!

Submitted by Davros at 2005-10-26 13:39:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Pock.

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".....lest we all succumb to the urge to post inane pictures of Rabbits, Emus, Daschunds and our own genitalia."

This scentence made me inelligible to stand.

-Dave

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 13:34:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't understand why this is such a close contest... You wouldn't put a slightly mouldy, distended cheese in charge, so why would anyone vote Dervel? He is afterall ten times more stupid than even the most retarded of cheese.

If you took 12 car parking attendants and siphoned off their collective 'stupid', you would still not have enough 'stupid' to accurately put together a Dervel.

If he is crowned king of the Brits above me then we will have finally failed as a nation and proved to the Americans that no matter how stupid we British folk may appear it is nothing in comparison to the truth- that we would be ruled by all that is mong, king of all that is idiotic, dick-stupid himself - Richard.

You've only to look at our roots to see the majesty of my character and the heredite idiocy in his.

Hibbert- Latin for Wonderful
Fogg- English for confused.

Vote Pock!

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 13:29:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:53:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT ABOUT ME YOU CUNTS!

Is it coz i is black ?

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it's because of you roached us all off at UberconUK. Go joing C1ndy in the corner.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-10-26 13:01:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm not good with responsibility, so I'm not sure if I should be in this.

Also, as I'm not winning, I need to escape before the humilation and the throwing of moldy baby brains

Submitted by hairycoo at 2005-10-26 12:53:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

WHAT ABOUT ME YOU CUNTS!

Is it coz i is black ?

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 12:15:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I want Derval to win, he's the best.

Pock would be best as Shadow Minister. He'd fit the name nicely.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:52:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:45:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

nath has obviously been on the old intercom with fabit squealing.

I cast my vote for..... wait for it.... wait for it........

Nath.

Dun Dun Duuuuuuur I make that 4,4,4.
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Dude i've not spoken to my young compadre Nathaniel since last night at the watering hole.

Now apollo, "watering hole" is slang for "PUB".

a "pub" is a place where you meet real people (as in not from teh weberverse)

This could be a valuable lesson for your social life (or lack thereof.

But as your moving to hicksville you may as well forget it. """


Could someone possibly translate that from Mong for me?

Thanks.

c1ndy is probably your best bet.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 11:52:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yes but everyone else is changing their vote sam 'weeble' draycock.



Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 11:52:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:45:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

nath has obviously been on the old intercom with fabit squealing.

I cast my vote for..... wait for it.... wait for it........

Nath.

Dun Dun Duuuuuuur I make that 4,4,4.
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Dude i've not spoken to my young compadre Nathaniel since last night at the watering hole.

Now apollo, "watering hole" is slang for "PUB".

a "pub" is a place where you meet real people (as in not from teh weberverse)

This could be a valuable lesson for your social life (or lack thereof.

But as your moving to hicksville you may as well forget it.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 11:50:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Apollo-'I-am-the-devil-that-eats-away-from-within'-88: You've already voted dervel

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 11:45:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

nath has obviously been on the old intercom with fabit squealing.

I cast my vote for..... wait for it.... wait for it........

Nath.

Dun Dun Duuuuuuur I make that 4,4,4.


Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 11:41:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd like to Re-change my vote to nath. Thanks.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 11:39:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Votes thus far for the remaining candidates:-

Nath: 2
Pock: 4
Dervel: 4

Dervel's shocking decision to vote for the opposition may mean that we are left with a hung parliament.

hehehehe... hung

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 11:34:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Richard that was beautiful.


<cries teeny, tiny, elvin, hobbert tears>


Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 11:32:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've composed a Chrimbo song to aid Pocks electorial campaign.

Stupid King Hobbert looked down, upon his yeast infection,
Then the hapless layabout, played with his scab collection,
Unsightly was the morons face, how his mouth did drool,
Smaller than a spider mite, he’s ever the habitual fool…

Submitted by Adereterial at 2005-10-26 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm sticking with my original choice.

Christ this feels like the Tory leadership contest.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 11:14:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

interesting idea, but I'm an appathetic voter in the elections over who will run these damned islands, so I can't honestly see myself voting...
good luck to whoever wins though.
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COMMUNIST!!!!

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Internal fighting, the country slipping towards civil war, it's 1642 all over again.

I change my vote to Dee or Pock.

The country has always faired better under a queen.

Submitted by missflibble at 2005-10-26 11:12:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

interesting idea, but I'm an appathetic voter in the elections over who will run these damned islands, so I can't honestly see myself voting...
good luck to whoever wins though.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 11:11:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-26 11:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

I officially change my vote to Mr Wolf

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Why thankyou, I'll give you a plot of land if my campaign goes well

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2005-10-26 11:08:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Nice, but don't worry. Apollo_88 will be back home soon. They'll drug-test him before he starts his new job.

Bye-eee...

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 11:07:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I officially change my vote to Mr Wolf

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 11:03:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

From : Dervel <dervel.at.gmail.com>
Sent : 26 October 2005 14:08:17
To : Paul Hibbert <wolfsweb.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Competition Time

| | | Inbox


I bet nobody votes for me because I felch old men.
And because I'm an idiotic buffoon with poor personal hygiene and a womans sense of direction.

Damn my poor genetic material. I wish I didn't such eggs so badly.

Wish I was as great as you, Dervel.

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Don't do yourself down Paul the almighty, I'm but the lowly village idiot of Uber with miniscule genitalia and an even smaller sense of wit. A brain a brain my kingdom for a brain!

Heck even my mum hates me!

I vote you as king because you're nice enough to occasionally berate me. That all the attention I get!!!
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Well thankyou Dick Stupid.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 11:00:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:55:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Other than Pock has the brain power of a slice of toast.
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Jealousy isn't one of your better Virtues Mr Dervel.

GO POCK WOO

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 11:00:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

To use the typical tory/big brother system. I will now eliminate all candidate that haven't made the cut so far. Remaining Cadidates for Supreme Overlordship of the Empire are:

Wolf:
w_l_e_t_t_e_r_s:
Dervel:

you may now only vote for these people. Voting to close on Apollo-'Macbeth had nothing on me'-88's departure.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 10:55:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

From : Paul Hibbert <wolfsweb.at.hotmail.com>
Sent : 26 October 2005 14:04:17
To : Dervel <dervel.at.gmail.com>
Subject : Re: Competition Time

| | | Inbox


I bet nobody votes for me because I felch old men.
And because I'm an idiotic buffoon with poor personal hygiene and a womans sense of direction.

Damn my poor genetic material. I wish I didn't such eggs so badly.

Wish I was as great as you, Dervel.

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Straight from the horses mouth.
I have nothing further to add. Other than Pock has the brain power of a slice of toast.

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:54:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ooops

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:52:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

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See how this young upstart nominates himself as King behind your backs when you haven't even counted up the votes... Sounds very Bush-ified to me... most American indeed.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

You just got my vote.

wait, wait no note vote allegiance. As George Michael would say (baby) I'm you're man (don't you know who I am)

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:52:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:48:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

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See how this young upstart nominates himself as King behind your backs when you haven't even counted up the votes... Sounds very Bush-ified to me... most American indeed.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

You just got my vote.

wait, wait no note vote allegiance. As George Michael would (baby) I'm you're man (don't you know who I am)

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 10:48:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

From : Dervel <dervel.at.gmail.com>
Sent : 26 October 2005 14:08:29
To : Paul Hibbert <wolfsweb.at.hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Competition Time

| | | Inbox


Long live, King Dervel.

Hail to the king baby.

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See how this young upstart nominates himself as King behind your backs when you haven't even counted up the votes... Sounds very Bush-ified to me... most American indeed.

Ignore this whimpering little pansy, vote Wolf as leader and I will see you through these tough American days.

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-10-26 10:48:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

not dervel

mikethescottish

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:46:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Man it's Fookin' crazy when you walk into your first gun store. they sell you so hard it's like walking onto a used car lot. And that's where I live in the Midwest. God alone knows what it's like in Texas.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 10:43:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cant wait to buy my first gun.


Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:39:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Texas eh?

Well fuck me if you wont really meet some Gung Ho gun lovin' Yanks.

Still at least you'll be close to Vegas



Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 10:36:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

houston.

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:34:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So where are you moving to Apollo?

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:33:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

The Americans have contaminated Stateside with gung ho bullshit.

Take heed Jamie. """

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I was never that piecefull to begin with.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 10:27:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:23:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

The Americans have contaminated Stateside with gung ho bullshit.

Take heed Jamie. """


Baby, I'm a peaceful man.


Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

funniest thing about that review was the accept/except confusion.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 10:23:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The Americans have contaminated Stateside with gung ho bullshit.

Take heed Jamie.

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 10:22:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WTF! You said it yourself were BRITISH. That means our leader should be the one who proves himself mightiest in glorious battle.
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I Believe I mentioned a fight to the ICU...

Berty I'm sure that charm can be "repressed" with a can of pepper spray and a sturdy Kosh

Submitted by mbstateside at 2005-10-26 10:20:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So Apollo is moving over here to the land of Big fat hotdogs and even bigger fatter people eh?

Nice that makes at least 3 British Uber's over here on foreign soil. Maybe we can start our own Embassy.






And what the hell is this about voting for a leader?

WTF! You said it yourself were BRITISH. That means our leader should be the one who proves himself mightiest in glorious battle. Where is your spirit your fire? Are you that weak willed that you will except someone as your leader just because he won a popularity contest? I for one will not except any leader who doesn't walk up to me over a pile of his dead and dismebered enemies and says MBSTATESIDE whos the Fucking Daddy! To which I reply "you sir" to which I get. You're damn right I am and don't you forget it unless you wanna end up like these cunts. Now go make me a sammich"

We find a leader like that and the empire will be sure to return!





Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 10:16:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:07:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

One T in British though, Spam.
Two T's in Scottish.

Don't lower the standards.

--

It's the stupid fucking American spellchecker on my apolloesque PC.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 10:14:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:10:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

If Berty where in charge his first action would be to have us march on that hateful place and wipe it from the face of the globe. Which is why I'm not running. If I where to order that it would mean Spam would have to run and it'd aggravate his asthma.
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Unintentionally moving from third to first person, -2 for you Bertholemew old bean.
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The sporadic use of the third person is part of my irrepressable charm.

That and my amazing use of double entendres and faith in Mr. T.

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 10:10:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If Berty where in charge his first action would be to have us march on that hateful place and wipe it from the face of the globe. Which is why I'm not running. If I where to order that it would mean Spam would have to run and it'd aggravate his asthma.
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Unintentionally moving from third to first person, -2 for you Bertholemew old bean.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 10:10:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-10-26 10:07:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmmmm...

I can't decide. I think I'll vote for Nath.

Not sure why, just because.

I'd vote for Fabit but he's already appointed himself Supreme Imperial Emperor and he can't be both.

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Turn coat!!

Anyway, you blokes (and blokesses) please remember my imperial status, i do like to let you lot think you are running a democracy though. It's much the same kind of fun as an ant farm.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 10:10:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Post 77777.

It's an omen.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 10:09:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hey, are you on the nat king cole or what?

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 10:09:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I declare this stupid contest over.

The king is dead, long live the king!

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 10:07:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One T in British though, Spam.
Two T's in Scottish.

Don't lower the standards.

Submitted by Adereterial at 2005-10-26 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hmmmmm...

I can't decide. I think I'll vote for Nath.

Not sure why, just because.

I'd vote for Fabit but he's already appointed himself Supreme Imperial Emperor and he can't be both.

Submitted by Dervel at 2005-10-26 10:05:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pfft. It would appear you are wrong yet again, my chip fat brained underling.

I'll do it, not for myself, but for the good of the people.
I feel duty bound to lead you all out of the darkness cast over our fair land by Apolloafs rapidly departing giganto-noggin.

I vote for me, it goes against the grain to do it, but there are no other suitable candidates.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 10:05:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:58:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

votes for self, cunt.

sorry,

I meant: Votes for self count.
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Well I voted for Barny, you twat.

sorry,

I meant: Well I voted for Barny, you worthless dole scum.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 10:01:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:53:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

change below to

Wolf: 2
Only Chris has voted for the hairless wonder and his vote doesn't count because he's from Welyn Garden City
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*Welwyn.

Hoe.

You said you weren't up to the job!
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Welwyn Garden City is poor and has a welsh name even though it's in Hertfordshire. It's also wear Bad Aids and Paedophiles come from.

If Berty where in charge his first action would be to have us march on that hateful place and wipe it from the face of the globe. Which is why I'm not running. If I where to order that it would mean Spam would have to run and it'd aggravate his asthma.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:58:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

votes for self, cunt.

sorry,

I meant: Votes for self count.

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 09:58:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

I hereby nominate myself "tribunus plebis"
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Not until you re-take the Queen as your ruler, get a tattoo of the Union Jack and eat baked beans on toast at least once a day

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-26 09:57:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

which has nothing to do with this election, so sorry.

carry on.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-10-26 09:54:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I hereby nominate myself "tribunus plebis"

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 09:53:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

change below to

Wolf: 2
Only Chris has voted for the hairless wonder and his vote doesn't count because he's from Welyn Garden City
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*Welwyn.

Hoe.

You said you weren't up to the job!

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:52:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

change below to

Wolf: 2
Only Chris has voted for the hairless wonder and his vote doesn't count because he's from Welyn Garden City.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:50:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

take berty out?

like take him to the bingo and the for a bag of chips or kill him?

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:49:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

change below to

Wolf: 2

and take Berty out.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:49:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe it's time to let the Aussies have their time in the sun?

Some of them can be funny. """

berty has quite clearly gone mad.

Aussies can't even rule themselves never mind other people, they voted to keep the queen for fucks sake.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:48:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Votes so far:

Dervel: 4
Barneymeinhoff: 1
Berty: 1
w_l_e_t_t_e_r_s: 1
Davros & Spam joint rulership: 1


Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 09:47:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I change my vote to Mr Wolf, as I like the cut of his jib.

The ozzies are never out of the sun.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:44:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe it's time to let the Aussies have their time in the sun?

Some of them can be funny.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-10-26 09:40:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MrWolf, I laugh at you!

B@W three times in 8 months. Does that not make me more than ruler and closer to a God?!

Feel my wrath! Or get me some ham. Either/Or.

Submitted by mrwolf at 2005-10-26 09:37:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pah! Dervel? That scoundrel can't even get on Uber anymore, weren't you fools listening? He's too busy to even read let alone rule...

I vote me, because I'm just that good. Who else has been here so long, contibuted so much, got a big enough head? I'll answer for you my dim-witted companions. No one.

I am more than capable of replacing the usurper known as Apollo and I will lead Britain in its mighty +2 streak against the Americunts if you will only accept me as your god given leader!

No?

Fuck off then.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 09:31:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:29:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:21:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

on another note, what's the likelyhood of you getting to Liverpool for a bash friday night?

you can ken down at ours if you like. Bed and everything.

Short notice and you prob can't amke it but thought I would extend the old invite

--

do you mean the British collective in general, or just me?"""

not to be divisive and all that but was aimed at you.

--

(al a Shaun of the Dead:) ...gaay.

I'll mail you when I get home.

______________________________


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH - Spam and apollo88 sitting in a tree - K I S S I N G

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:29:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:21:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

on another note, what's the likelyhood of you getting to Liverpool for a bash friday night?

you can ken down at ours if you like. Bed and everything.

Short notice and you prob can't amke it but thought I would extend the old invite

--

do you mean the British collective in general, or just me?"""

not to be divisive and all that but was aimed at you.

--

(al a Shaun of the Dead:) ...gaay.

I'll mail you when I get home.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:27:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can't be a leader, I'm a Liberal Democrat. We're not capable of decicive action.

I vote Derval as well.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 09:26:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:21:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote marshall law, followed by a vigilante round up from the Four Horsemen, aka Spam, Fabit, Berty and myself.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:26:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

do you mean the British collective in general, or just me?"""

not to be divisive and all that but was aimed at you.
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A likely story. You bloody sales reps are all the same; full of lies and coneit.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-10-26 09:23:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Incidently I nominate Davros and Spam....Davros can sit in Spams shirt pocket like the two Davids on spitting immage back when the liberals had 2 leaders...( wonders off muttering "where's my cain where's my cain.")

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 09:22:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:20:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think I'm ready for leadership. I'm only 14.

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I think you should take an administrative role and then usurp from behind later on when you've got some support.

Che GuBerty they would call you

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 09:22:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Perhaps a fight to the ICU? Last man with a colostemy bag wins?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:21:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:20:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think I'm ready for leadership. I'm only 14. """

see! william hague!

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:21:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:18:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

on another note, what's the likelyhood of you getting to Liverpool for a bash friday night?

you can ken down at ours if you like. Bed and everything.

Short notice and you prob can't amke it but thought I would extend the old invite

--

do you mean the British collective in general, or just me?"""

not to be divisive and all that but was aimed at you.


Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-10-26 09:21:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote marshall law, followed by a vigilante round up from the Four Horsemen, aka Spam, Fabit, Berty and myself.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:20:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't think I'm ready for leadership. I'm only 14.

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:18:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

on another note, what's the likelyhood of you getting to Liverpool for a bash friday night?

you can ken down at ours if you like. Bed and everything.

Short notice and you prob can't amke it but thought I would extend the old invite

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do you mean the British collective in general, or just me?

Submitted by CHR15 at 2005-10-26 09:17:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Berty, although he has to agree to stop all this ninja nonsense...

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:16:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote Dervel.

He will be a suitably weak and divisive leader, kind of like john major after maggie. It will take you years to recover, you will go through your Hague (Berty) stage, your IDS (Fabit) stage and return to me, the dark one....
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You vile shit. How dare you compare me to that moon faced failiure!

I hope you die in that dusty hell hole.

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-10-26 09:15:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote Dervel.

He will be a suitably weak and divisive leader, kind of like john major after maggie. It will take you years to recover, you will go through your Hague (Berty) stage, your IDS (Fabit) stage and return to me, the dark one....

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IDS stage? I feel dim now...

I personally nominate Barnymeinhoff - he is the kind of quiet esoteric, yet decisive and intelligent. The mans a thinker and those are rare in Uberland!

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-10-26 09:15:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto more than one use of cunt +2

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:14:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

on another note, what's the likelyhood of you getting to Liverpool for a bash friday night?

you can ken down at ours if you like. Bed and everything.

Short notice and you prob can't amke it but thought I would extend the old invite.




Submitted by Jack_McCallum at 2005-10-26 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


OK Spammy.

You get a +2 because when I saw the title I was going to ask if elelction was another Brit-ism like aluminium.

Then I read the post.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-10-26 09:14:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love the pic.

Dervel is awesome - I have one of his MSPaint masterpieces as my desktop background at work.

Submitted by Berty at 2005-10-26 09:13:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

One Brit to rule them all, One Brit to find them.

One Brit to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:13:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I vote Dervel.

He will be a suitably weak and divisive leader, kind of like john major after maggie. It will take you years to recover, you will go through your Hague (Berty) stage, your IDS (Fabit) stage and return to me, the dark one....

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-10-26 09:12:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hate the c1ndies.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2005-10-26 09:11:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bwhahahahahah

soooooooon yes sooooon my preciouss when I have siezed the texas arsenal (oddly enough not a poncy footy team with dubious penalty taking techniques) i will wage war against these 'brits' who have ousted me....oh yessss we wantssss them they're ouuuursss dirty britisessss

Submitted by Spam at 2005-10-26 09:11:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

meh


A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek