Fuck the FAA I'm smoking a cig.Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-09-22 08:31:47 EDT
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are making our final approach into LAX. Please return all seat backs and tray tables to their upright and locked positions. Upon landing, we'll be making a HARD FUCKING LEFT! Thank you for flying jetBlue."
Willing to be that they were handing out drinks for free on that motherfucker...and someone was smoking a huge spliff.
Good luck, members of the maintenance team! I see a loss of job in your future!
And the pilot got every number on board for blowjobs whenever he wants them...
I was trashed and saw the landing amongst a bar full of people and we all clapped heartily when they landed safely.
Then we screamed, hollered, and begged for the latest news about Rita. Sensationalism! God Fox News kick my ass!