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Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-09-22 08:31:47 EDT
Rating: 1.44 on 11 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are making our final approach into LAX. Please return all seat backs and tray tables to their upright and locked positions. Upon landing, we'll be making a HARD FUCKING LEFT! Thank you for flying jetBlue."

Willing to be that they were handing out drinks for free on that motherfucker...and someone was smoking a huge spliff.

Good luck, members of the maintenance team! I see a loss of job in your future!

And the pilot got every number on board for blowjobs whenever he wants them...


I was trashed and saw the landing amongst a bar full of people and we all clapped heartily when they landed safely.

Then we screamed, hollered, and begged for the latest news about Rita. Sensationalism! God Fox News kick my ass!



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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:40:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Snuffleupagus at 2005-10-19 23:49:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm going to invent a plane without wheels, and Fox News will pay me a lot of money to do it, so they can cover story after story.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-09-22 16:14:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Do you really live in a window-less room with no TV and no news access?

Here...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1149607

and to watch the event:

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-525.htm


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2005-09-22 09:50:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

its about what went on in the plane that crashed at LAX the other day. fuckin a man.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2005-09-22 09:48:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yea man if i was on that plane i woulda just lit up a cigarette and told the stewardess to take her top off, or to get me a PBR and fuck off.

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2005-09-22 09:35:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't get it. Just weird. Not funny. And men in pants? Sheesh.

Submitted by Ducky at 2005-09-22 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-22 08:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

What the fuck was this part about?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we are making our final approach into LAX. Please return all seat backs and tray tables to their upright and locked positions. Upon landing, we'll be making a HARD FUCKING LEFT! Thank you for flying jetBlue."

Willing to be that they were handing out drinks for free on that motherfucker...and someone was smoking a huge spliff.

Good luck, members of the maintenance team! I see a loss of job in your future!

And the pilot got every number on board for blowjobs whenever he wants them...


I was trashed and saw the landing amongst a bar full of people and we all clapped heartily when they landed safely.

Then we screamed, hollered, and begged for the latest news about Rita. Sensationalism! God Fox News kick my ass!
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HHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Submitted by Sassmasterr at 2005-09-22 09:20:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i laughed

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2005-09-22 08:41:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What the fuck was this part about?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we are making our final approach into LAX. Please return all seat backs and tray tables to their upright and locked positions. Upon landing, we'll be making a HARD FUCKING LEFT! Thank you for flying jetBlue."

Willing to be that they were handing out drinks for free on that motherfucker...and someone was smoking a huge spliff.

Good luck, members of the maintenance team! I see a loss of job in your future!

And the pilot got every number on board for blowjobs whenever he wants them...


I was trashed and saw the landing amongst a bar full of people and we all clapped heartily when they landed safely.

Then we screamed, hollered, and begged for the latest news about Rita. Sensationalism! God Fox News kick my ass!

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You're lucky I'm stoned.

Submitted by hcp28 at 2005-09-22 08:39:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Free blow jobs for all!!

Submitted by DeathJester at 2005-09-22 08:37:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

OMG Ghey menz!


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