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Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-08-23 23:17:31 EDT
Rating: 0.95 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


That's right, folks...our beloved cowbell-requiring actor has taken the seat for the possible President of the United States of America. A friend of mine sent me this link and, at first, I thought it to be just a joke...I mean who in the world would accept an actor as a govenmental offical?? (yuk yuk)

Of course we've had our share of Ronald Reagans, Arnold Schwarzeneggers and Jesse "the body" Venturas in political places.

Maybe it's not such a bad idea. Evidence has shown the lack of ability in public speaking from our current president. I don't even think I need to post the countless link to the follies of G. W. Bush in public speeches.

But what will this show to the rest of the world?

Perhaps an intent to stab your mother with a sodering iron is the exact message we want to send to foreign nations.

Regardless of your political stance, I figured you, as ubersite members, might find this as amusing as I do.

I love Christopher Walken. Every movie he's been in I've loved. He's one of the best actors the United States has to offer. But president? I don't know about that one. The website posted certainly makes it seem real but I haven't found a single mention of what party he's going to be running for. He seems to support our armed forces to the extreme and he is all for stem cell research. But this doesn't identify him in either political party.

Just curious what uber's thoughts were...

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Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:43:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2005-09-12 08:22:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

UberGrams 1st Place Award. You earned it.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-08-25 08:09:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 for Walken

Submitted by knucklesnelson at 2005-08-24 21:31:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck it, I'd vote for more cowbell!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-08-24 17:11:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wait a minute...is the 'The Continental' Constitutionally eligible to run for President?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-08-24 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Brand new Shlongy!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2005-08-24 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:06:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

Walken is god

Submitted by Fungah at 2005-08-24 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Walken is god

Submitted by miss_tila at 2005-08-24 09:58:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I saw this on the news this morning. He isn't really running. It's a farse. However, the rumor was sparked when he said he was considering running for Govenor or Senator some where in bum fucksville.

Submitted by NotSteve at 2005-08-24 07:10:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"But what will this show to the rest of the world?"

It would show the rest of the world our President can tap dance like a motherfucker.

Submitted by XFile at 2005-08-24 06:33:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

If mr. Walken would be president, I would instantly move to Washington DC just to be close to him.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-08-24 04:56:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

famous, glamorous people never seem to go into UK politics, only toffs.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-08-24 03:12:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I woulda voted for him if he had been competent enough to 'take care' of his brother
in: At Close Range


Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-08-24 02:11:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd vote Walken 2008 if he could promise every citizen a war watch, smuggled in his ass.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-08-24 00:32:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I was so gonna post this the other day...glad I didn't.


Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:16:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

dude that was sooooo 6 days ago

vote walken in 2008


Is this the Val, I hear you are in Delran,NJ? I'm in Cinnaminson

Submitted by psychabillyjean at 2005-08-24 00:18:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Ha Ha! You loved Excess Baggage and Gigli. I knew you were gay.

Submitted by Val at 2005-08-24 00:16:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dude that was sooooo 6 days ago

vote walken in 2008

Submitted by RyuFu at 2005-08-24 00:14:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

'Twas done, indeed, but trudat in any case.

Obligatory Cowbell linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73678

Submitted by Stabkill at 2005-08-23 23:43:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Snopes rules.


He'd probably be a pro-union democrat and I couldn't vote for that...

All the actors that actually do well in government oddly tend to be republicans.

Submitted by d_prime at 2005-08-23 23:37:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

...you all know that that page isn't serious, and that he has officially said that it isn't, right?

Submitted by Ferretnose at 2005-08-23 23:34:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Snopes says it's an internet joke. I wish it weren't: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/walken.asp

Still, the only prescription is more cowbell.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-08-23 23:21:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

where? link?

Submitted by bob at 2005-08-23 23:19:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

done already

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mean, isn't God everywhere?

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