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Submitted by Kracka at 2005-08-16 04:22:25 EDT
Rating: -0.53 on 19 ratings (19 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This is a conversation my buddy Mike and me had this morning over email.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:21 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world


You interrupted a kick ass kung fu dream A-hole. Thank you very much.


-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:24 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

I got smokes though.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:24 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world


So do I

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:31 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

You still love me and want to get married, right?

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:35 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world


I thought you wanted to marry that Kym chick.
-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:41 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

DAMN IT!

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:47 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world


Hey you made your choice.

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:49 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Wow… there is actually a speed walking race on TV…

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:55 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world


Sure try to change the subject. You always do that when I bring up serious conversations

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:58 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Guy was speed walking for 3 hours and 37 minutes around a track… seriously, who trains for that?

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 8:58 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Why do you ignore me with sports? It’s like I am not even here.

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:00 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Where will speed walking help you later in life? I can see running, hurdles and even the javelin. But speed walking? Is that for that Thanksgiving sale so you can speed walk to the merchandise? That’s just silly.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:07 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

I am trying to open up to you and you just shut me out. Why is that?

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:12 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Come on Buttercup, you know I wouldn’t do that to you. How is your day going?


-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:13 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Now you want to talk? Your sports thing must be over. Why do is it I take a back seat to sports?

-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:14 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

I don’t know is why you take a back seat to sports. Please read previous email to understand that statement. And you don’t take the back seat to sports!

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:21 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Now you want to point out my flaws like you don't have any. Is that what you are saying Mr. bigshot? You don't have any flaws so you have to point everyone else’s out?



-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:29 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

Yes.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:30 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

I hate you


-----Original Message-----
From: S M G
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:30 AM
To: Kracka
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world

In a loving way? That’s cool.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kracka
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:38 AM
To: S M G
Subject: RE: Mt Rushmore, the 8th wonder of the world



You are soo gay..

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So, really, is it bad that my friends and me talk like this?


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Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-08-16 19:47:35 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

do you put your alabama black snake in his ass?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-08-16 19:23:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I've seen better

Submitted by sideshow at 2005-08-16 12:50:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I think you and your friends are gay

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-08-16 12:26:33 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Kinda like Fun with Real Emails. Without the fun.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-08-16 09:14:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What the fuck was this pile of shit?

Submitted by BusinessMan at 2005-08-16 09:07:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

thanks for wasting my time

Submitted by DanielH at 2005-08-16 08:34:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

you got a bad rap on this one dude, made me laugh, on the inside, where it counts. Old people, like 2 a season, get killed here doing speed walking on the beach drive. (see you in September, after all the ho's leave O. Beach.) now i'm seriously going to bed, after another Heineken.

Submitted by NotSteve at 2005-08-16 08:23:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

<crickets>

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-08-16 08:18:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sheesh. Tough crowd. I thought it was pretty funny, even if your spot-on portrayal of the "bitch" in the relationship was a little creepy.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-08-16 07:18:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This was to poor standard, my friend.

For shame.

Submitted by ICO at 2005-08-16 05:49:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

*cough*

Submitted by Circe at 2005-08-16 05:10:48 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I think anyone with a rudimentary sense of humour talks like that.

Submitted by funk_boy at 2005-08-16 04:59:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

wanna here a txt conversation me and a mate had last night?

it's funny cause it's stupid..





no. okay.


Submitted by Hairsphincter at 2005-08-16 04:55:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You've done better posts than this, my lilly white friend.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-08-16 04:49:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dude, you gotta hit a veil

Submitted by Fabit at 2005-08-16 04:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i coughed

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m at 2005-08-16 04:39:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-16 04:29:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

not as long as you get a reacharound

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Would say you have a one track mind, but I'm worried even that's an over exaggeration

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-08-16 04:29:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

not as long as you get a reacharound

Submitted by darko at 2005-08-16 04:26:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

worthless post.


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