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Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-07-21 13:15:25 EDT
Rating: 1.33 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Why is every alternative new rock station I've ever heard called "The Buzz"?

Why don't Schlongy and Swamp Donkey just fight for real and shut the fuck up?

Why is it that Urbane has life issues but can't seem to break her Uber addiction?

Why is it that everyone calles her an attention whore but can't see that, by doing so, they're giving her attention?

Why does it piss me off every time I click on a post title that looks interesting these days and it shows up as UM? Why should that bother me?

Why do I recieve ten or fifteen phone calls from job opportunities in houston when I dropped off my resumes over two months ago and moved to Tennessee two weeks ago?

Why don't I recieve phone calls from the 1451346 places I've applied to in Nashville?

Why am I addicted to a site so much that I say "har har peener" when I'm hanging out with friends?

Why don't they get it?

Why do I get funny looks when I say 'Whom' out of context?

Why do wine coolers have more alcohol than beer but they're considered 'girly drinks'?

Why do some white people say the word 'nigga'?

Why won't my exgirlfriend just fucking kill herself and rid the world of her moronic, whorish activities?

Why does it make me grind my teeth when I hear the phrase "get all our bases covered"?

Why did I pick the online college that seems to be a money scam out of all the others?

Why does "soup's on, bitches" make me laugh so much?

Why do crappy posts get positive ratings because of the day of the week?

Why aren't there more titty camwhores on uber?

Why do I secretly listen to one or two bands that fly in the face of every ounce of musical taste that I have? I know they suck...why do I listen to them?

Why do we name gatorade flavors things that don't have flavor at all? "Frost, Mountain Breeze, Ice Chill"

Why are deodorants named similarly?

What exactly does frost smell like or taste like?

Why do people post more than once a day AFTER they've been chastized for it?

Why make alters and pride yourself on a pure -2?

Am I an alter?

How do I post a picture on an uber post?

Why am I afraid of trying and failing?

Why am I concerned with my average rating?

Why do we think goatse is something everyone should have to see?


literally...
whom they get it from whom than they whom on the whom.
har har peener.
soup's on bitches.
what the gay?


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Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-02-09 11:12:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What exactly does frost smell like or taste like?

Smells like hoars..

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-02-09 10:46:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Soup's on, bitches!

Submitted by pannerplant at 2007-01-06 08:44:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2005-08-13 18:42:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Resize

Submitted by jimthefiend at 2005-07-21 17:45:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Why aren't there more titty camwhores on uber?"

I can bring some if you like.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-07-21 17:14:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-21 13:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm about this close to quitting my job and moving to a tent out in the desert. The human species is a waste of life.

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There's plenty of desert down here Jeanneee. Come visit some time.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-07-21 17:13:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why indeed!

Submitted by Stabkill at 2005-07-21 14:35:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Give him a break...his brain is melting. I'm no scientist, but I'd guess a melting brain would have some kind of effects on one's thinking process.

The next time it rains in Vegas, I'd be guessing nearly 100% of vegas will stand outside crying tears of joy in it.

Of course, they'll be crying when they get their electric bill in a month also.

Submitted by Mike00295 at 2005-07-21 14:34:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Why won't my exgirlfriend just fucking kill herself and rid the world of her moronic, whorish activities?"
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I said these same words just this morning. Skanky ass bitch won't give me my grill back.

Submitted by Vix at 2005-07-21 14:22:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Yeah I think we have all at one time said something that only uberusers would understand, and you get the blank stares...I live for the blank stares.

Submitted by yermom at 2005-07-21 14:22:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It'll all be ok.

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2005-07-21 13:36:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You need a drink, buddy.

Submitted by Xcuses at 2005-07-21 13:35:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-21 13:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm about this close to quitting my job and moving to a tent out in the desert. The human species is a waste of life.
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Bring water...lots and lots of water

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-07-21 13:32:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Loki you will go to hell.

To attach pictures you need to make sure they are saved as JPEGs.

you can only attach one picture at a time, so a lot of people use MSPaint if they want to use more than one image. Go to file save as and chose JPEG !

moost people don't post topless camwhores because they get veryvery honest comments from all the blokes, and all the girls call them attention whores. There is a famous Valentines post where loads of brave uber girls got their tits out.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-07-21 13:28:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm about this close to quitting my job and moving to a tent out in the desert. The human species is a waste of life.

Submitted by kadunkadunk at 2005-07-21 13:24:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HA HA HA.

Mountain Breeze tastes like purple.

Submitted by loki at 2005-07-21 13:23:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You can post a picture of an uber post by hitting <control> <print screen>, going to whatever sort of photo program you’re using, hit paste as new image and save it as a gif.

What I would like to know is how close behind you does someone need to be for you to feel obligated to hold the door open for them?

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson at 2005-07-21 13:20:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuckin' A man

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-07-21 13:20:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

IT's pronouncned 'what teh ghey'...

Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2005-07-21 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ruthless at 2005-07-21 13:19:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I giggled a bit.
I am so incredibly bored I could scream.

Submitted by themuscleman at 2005-07-21 13:17:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Holy Moly! The bastard's rich!

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?