SPT --and boredom sets inSubmitted by Unabonger at 2005-07-21 13:15:25 EDT
Rating: 1.33 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (Review this item) (V)
Why is every alternative new rock station I've ever heard called "The Buzz"?
Why don't Schlongy and Swamp Donkey just fight for real and shut the fuck up?
Why is it that Urbane has life issues but can't seem to break her Uber addiction?
Why is it that everyone calles her an attention whore but can't see that, by doing so, they're giving her attention?
Why does it piss me off every time I click on a post title that looks interesting these days and it shows up as UM? Why should that bother me?
Why do I recieve ten or fifteen phone calls from job opportunities in houston when I dropped off my resumes over two months ago and moved to Tennessee two weeks ago?
Why don't I recieve phone calls from the 1451346 places I've applied to in Nashville?
Why am I addicted to a site so much that I say "har har peener" when I'm hanging out with friends?
Why don't they get it?
Why do I get funny looks when I say 'Whom' out of context?
Why do wine coolers have more alcohol than beer but they're considered 'girly drinks'?
Why do some white people say the word 'nigga'?
Why won't my exgirlfriend just fucking kill herself and rid the world of her moronic, whorish activities?
Why does it make me grind my teeth when I hear the phrase "get all our bases covered"?
Why did I pick the online college that seems to be a money scam out of all the others?
Why does "soup's on, bitches" make me laugh so much?
Why do crappy posts get positive ratings because of the day of the week?
Why aren't there more titty camwhores on uber?
Why do I secretly listen to one or two bands that fly in the face of every ounce of musical taste that I have? I know they suck...why do I listen to them?
Why do we name gatorade flavors things that don't have flavor at all? "Frost, Mountain Breeze, Ice Chill"
Why are deodorants named similarly?
What exactly does frost smell like or taste like?
Why do people post more than once a day AFTER they've been chastized for it?
Why make alters and pride yourself on a pure -2?
Am I an alter?
How do I post a picture on an uber post?
Why am I afraid of trying and failing?
Why am I concerned with my average rating?
Why do we think goatse is something everyone should have to see?
whom they get it from whom than they whom on the whom.
har har peener.
soup's on bitches.
what the gay?