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The Official Carol Richards Fan Club

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-03-22 14:03:21 EST
Rating: 0.76 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

The Official Carol Richards Fan Club

Are you a fan of zealotry, mis-guided 'feminism', or espionage? If you are, then you are a fan of Carol Richards.

If you sign up to join The Official Carol Richards Fan Club, you will receive:

• LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP into The Official Carol Richards Fan Club!

• A FREE autographed letter from Steven Durel, the author and creator of the Carol Richards series, certified with your own Carol Richards Fan Club identification number!

• A FREE copy of any one of the first four Carol Richards rants!

• A FREE Official Carol Richards Fan Club identification badge with your membership number on it!

• A FREE one year subscription to the monthly Official Carol Richards Fan Club e-mail newsletter that gives you all the behind the scenes news about Carol Richards and her exploits!

So now you know what you get...so how do you get it? Send $49.99 and simply print the form below and mail or fax it to us ASAP!
1129 Royal Asshole Blvd
Royal Asshole, FL, 66666

Which Carol Richards rant do you want?

Carol Richards’s Proper Atmosphere
Carol Richards's Black Dildo of Doom
Carol Richards Kills a Whore



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Submitted by JonnyX at 2015-09-30 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lololololol

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-10-13 15:25:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

sign up today!

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-03-24 23:12:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:12:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Here, let me give lil' Jack-Jack his First Minus Two...

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You get a +2 for this comment right here...

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-03-23 17:59:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-23 08:39:39 (#)
Ranking: -1

Who gives a fuck about "alters"?

This post is slightly boring!
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Then why did you click on this post, dumbass???

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-03-23 02:47:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

i still think some days that everyone on here is an alter

Submitted by d_prime at 2005-03-23 02:40:11 EST (#)
Rating: 1

But I want them all! All that greatness about equal equality...

Submitted by EternalDragon at 2005-03-23 02:30:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I'm Carol Richards

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2005-03-23 02:12:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'M Carol Richards!!!!!

Submitted by boneface at 2005-03-23 01:36:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Adjomak at 2005-03-22 19:29:14 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Sign me up to please

Submitted by Sassmasterr at 2005-03-22 16:06:47 EST (#)
Rating: 1

proper atmostphere

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-03-22 15:32:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Kai, I will never understand how I got put in the "Steven Durel alters" category.

Oh well. Best not to think too deeply on this one.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-03-22 14:29:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

What? No Carol Richards' panties?

Forget it.
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arrgh - see, this is why I need to hire Shlongy as a consultant...

For those of you that know, this post is templated from someone' else website, which you should already be aware of if you've followed this saga long enough...

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-03-22 14:12:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Whew.... at least I wasn't on that list!

Submitted by kai070169 at 2005-03-22 14:11:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A FREE autographed letter from Steven Durel, the author and creator of the Carol Richards series, certified with your own Carol Richards Fan Club identification number!
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ALSO SIGNED BY:

College Ghey
Chinknasty
GayjayJonez
MaxiPad
Jeanee
Chris Evans
PoliofagGC

And every other alter in teh group! Collect the whole set!

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-03-22 14:11:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:08:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP POSTING ABOUT HER (DUREL)
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Make us, douche-breath!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2005-03-22 14:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Black Dildo of Doom" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-03-22 14:08:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP POSTING ABOUT HER (DUREL)

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-03-22 14:07:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-22 14:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't mock the woman's greatness
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I *smell* an alter

Submitted by WhatTheHell at 2005-03-22 14:06:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sign me up please.

Submitted by AJ at 2005-03-22 14:06:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Don't mock the woman's greatness.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-03-22 14:05:17 EST (#)
Rating: 1

What? No Carol Richards' panties?

Forget it.


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown