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I got my medical marijuana card today from Arizona!

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-04-12 20:23:15 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 3 ratings (4 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

A couple weeks ago I applied for a MMJ card in AZ. I wrote about that in the last post.

After checking the mail exactly once per day, it finally came today. Aesthetically, it looks really nice. It has a governmenty feel to it, but was overall professional and official looking.

I’ve been doing nothing but researching all week the different strains, dispensaries, user reviews, etc. I settled on a place close to home. What a dump! The place was located out in the middle of nowhere, some place you’d likely find a porn shop. I really didn’t like it at all… it had the creepy feeling of thousands of masturbating male customers. That can also be a very pleasant vibe to have about a place, by the way. The vibe was desperate and sticky feeling.

The dude who helped me was so good that I wrote a review on Yelp giving him praise. I told him I had zero tolerance for weed, really bad experiences in the past, and an underlying issue with anxiety and panic attacks BEFORE I smoke weed. He was super understanding, and recommended a few strains. Importantly, and impressively, he didn’t give me the spiel about indica vs. sativa and THC vs. CBD. He seemed to intuitively understand that I’m not an idiot, and did my research.

Why did I decide to give it a try again? Because I’ve had positive experiences in the past, and because I’m trying to wean off Xanax. It would be nice if I could stop the antidepressant I’m taking as well, and feel naturally anti depressed!

I bought four strains and smoked the first one he recommended, called Critical Mass. No paranoia, not bad munchies, and I feel more distracted rather than relieved of anxiety and most of my self-loathing depressive thoughts. I’ll have to explore this internally further as to this being a good or bad thing. I suspect that, if I can train myself to meditate while stoned, I think this will be a good thing.

I’m stoned right now, and functional. I’m not seeing shit, my heart isn’t racing, and I feel I got a tweak in my perspective. I'm more in the present moment I think. And things don't seem as serious as they did before. Outstanding! Things aren’t so much funnier as they are sillier. And I’m not such much as happy, but distracted from constant unhappy thoughts.



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Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-04-15 03:57:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Good luck with the herb then, and may it do you right. Prolly better than the medications from the pharmaceutical companies.

FORGOT to rate
*wanders away sheepishly

Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-04-15 03:56:39 EDT (#)

The local newspaper proclaimed ‘It is now permissible for adults to grow two marijuana plants at their homes’. I had not grown a pot plant in my life.
Hollyhocks oh hell yes. Exotic hallucinogens and groovy shrooms and cactus you betcha. Nary a pot plant ever.
I applied my gardening expertise to my two clones. At the end of last season, the damn things were loaded with buds and taller than me. Of course I am only 4ft.11in..
Each day I went out and harvested a apron full of branches laden with buds. I would hang the branches upside down on the curtain rods where the warm breeze circulates. When I had time, I would trim the buds and put them in gallon jars. It was a huge chore. When I ran out of jars, I just stored the trimmed and dried product in garbage bags in my closet.
I started smoking from one of the jars. I smoked and smoked all winter, the jar reminded me of the lamp oil in the Bible story. It never ran out!
I noticed I was forgetting things. Where’s the Jeep key, my bathing suit, when is the optometrist appointment. Fuk!
Backing off the weed, in case it was a partial causation of my poor recall, seemed like a good move.
I haven’t had a puff in weeks, and my memory is improving.
The closet is problematic. The white garbage bags ya kno...

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2019-04-13 15:57:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Enjoy! I hope you find a strain that helps you get the results you want.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-04-12 21:05:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


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