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Gravel 2020

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2019-03-20 05:29:16 EDT
Rating: 0.66 on 3 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I don't log onto this site very often these days, so believe me when I say that it's only issues of the upmost importance that bring me here.

My message is simple. Mike Gravel must be present on the Democratic debate stage.

It has to happen. Remember the rock campaign video? Remember him ranting about American imperialism and calling out blood soaked pieces of shit like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton? Wouldn't it totally own to see this guy tear apart empty vacuous corporate approved candidates like Bob O'Rourke and Kamala Harris?

You know it would.

Support Mike Gravel. He'll be the craziest and yet most correct person on the stage.

Give 'em hell Gravel!



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Submitted by spacemonkey at 2019-04-08 13:59:00 EDT (#)

There's a new rock campaign video everyone!


Submitted by spacemonkey at 2019-04-02 19:40:49 EDT (#)

Hello everyone. Back with an update.

If you support the idea of getting Gravel to the debate stage, please consider donating 1 dollar or more to his campaign. He needs 65,000 unique donors, so the number of donations counts for much more than the amount you donate.

Also, please do not donate if you're not a resident of the US. That's against our campaign finance laws. You have to launder it through a 501(c)(3) organization if you want to influence our campaigns. Thanks!


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-03-27 04:23:52 EDT (#)

Bestmate2 is not British. I’m British, I assure you he’s a parody.

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2019-03-27 04:07:19 EDT (#)


I don't think you're quite familiar enough with US history, and maybe you think our "many mistakes" are born from "naivety".

Let's take a recent mistake: Trump. Don't think of him as a mistake. Instead think of him as the most absurd and exaggerated expression of the US national character. The US was founded on genocide and slavery. This legacy has reverberated throughout our history. That is who we are. And, after conquering the mainland through violence and treachery the US has pushed outward with bloody imperial ambition. We have never been a force for good. All the wars we fight and the millions of people we've wantonly murdered? It's all for self interest.

Now, because we have turned everything into a grotesque caricature of itself, freaks like Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, and Erik Prince are plotting World War III because they think it will make Jesus come back and as the ultimate expression of Manifest Destiny.

Anyway, fellow citizens, let's help get Gravel in front of a camera so he'll talk about how fucked all that is.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-03-24 14:55:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-03-22 17:08:38 EDT (#)

@ spacemonkey
I presume you are American and therefore I think you are being a tad too hard on the land of your birth. I acknowledge the US makes many mistakes and does display a certain arrogant naivety. Trump has certainly added to this persona, of that, there is little doubt. But, I believe that basically America is a power for good and by “our side” I simply refer to the myriad of nations who would be up shit creek without a paddle, without the benevolent oversight of the greatest power on earth. As a Brit, I for one value this affinity and repeat I am glad you are on our side.

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2019-03-20 21:46:39 EDT (#)

Shlongy, I don't know what heated would look like on this site at this point, but presumably this post won't produce debate, heated or not, because I'm so clearly and obviously correct.

Bestmate2, I'm not sure what side you're referring to, but generally speaking, the US is a renegade death cult that is not particularly democratic, nor a template for anyone to emulate. Unless you like militarism and highly concentrated unaccountable power, of course.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2019-03-20 20:10:59 EDT (#)

Only 20 more months to go until the election y'all w000

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-03-20 16:34:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I pretend not to understand the machinations of American politics, but at the risk of damned sycophancy I readily acknowledge that your democratic system is the template the free world and the not so free world, should aspire to follow.
I say thank God you Buggers are on our side. Contemplate for a minute or two, if mighty America turned renegade!!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-03-20 12:08:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This has "Least Heated" written all over it.

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