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Le Love Lie

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-28 15:56:25 EST
Rating: 1.62 on 6 ratings (7 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Takumie Sudo is a 13 year old shy girl who originally lived in rural Obama,Fukui.1 day she found a boy who's a nerdy otaku and instantly "liked" him,and started keeping a diary recording all her fantasies about him and how they're going to be perfect for one another.She never found the courage to confess her love...I mean "feelings" for him until she found out he's transferring overseas.She tries to talk to him in a library on his last day in school,but instead bumps into him and drops her diary.

The boy picked up diary but never found the chance to return it back to her. After he'd moved to Paris, he opened up the diary in curiosity,and read it all in one night while masturbating... while imagining himself living the perfect live with Bob Sapp, and realises that he is in fact a massive faggot.He eventually gets a black north-african boyfriend to re-enact all the fantasies in the diary.

Meanwhile in Nihon,Takumie was forced to watch a LIVE! Nico Nico Douga video of a japanese boy fugging a BBC because her friends thought she acts too much like a virgin. She realises the boy in the video was the nerd boy she "liked". She goes into depression, but comes out of it full of rage against the penis and also she's an Androgyny Dyke now. She forms a counter-culture idol unit with other like-minded yuris , setting off on the mission to "Destroy all idols" and all 3DPD related to otakus and massive faggotry.

It's called "Love Lie!"


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Submitted by Snark at 2019-03-24 20:21:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I yarped

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-03-07 01:23:02 EST (#)

What are you?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-03-02 00:10:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The illustration
The tale

Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-03-02 00:09:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It’s a post yepyep

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-03-01 15:57:08 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Seriously, this was funny and good. At first I was mesmerised by your histoire d'amour, but then the raw meat kicked in. I do not recognise you as a regular, but welcome you to the forum, where one slip means your ball’s are ripped asunder.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-28 18:15:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

im unsinkable

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-28 15:59:34 EST (#)
Rating: 1

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