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Oathmeal

Submitted by Spam at 2019-02-08 17:31:43 EST
Rating: -0.2 on 13 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Look, I wanted to write this as a review to his post just 2 below this but I can't because he's disabled reviews (fuck new Uber! If it mattered, it would annoy me)

Can somebody please, critically and dispassionately, explain Oathmeal to me?

Weirdly, all of my (very few) interactions with him have been positive. I mean, I kind of like him. Yet other users (Who I find are generally good at judging such things) seem to fucking hate him and go on and on about how much of a fuckhead he is.

It's weird to me, because I don't see it. I kind of see him the same as sicosemen - he's a prick, sure, but at least he makes a certain type of sense. Importantly, he's not a psycho. I think.

Yet some of you talk about him like he's IHAKF. Surely the two are worlds apart?? Right.

Or am I wrong?

Anyway, look, I'm too drunk now to remember that I posted this tomorrow, and when I finally do come across it on the next drinking binge, I'll surely delete it. In the meantime though, I'm really interested to hear some shit on the subject.

Except from you, Perkman. Give up. On everything.




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Submitted by Dervel at 2019-03-06 06:40:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There were so many alters at one point that it was impossible to remember who was who.

Towards the end I couldn't even remember the important stuff like which one was the total babe with massive cans.

I do remember that "Frank Lampard's Derby County" are shit. So some of the grey matter is still firing.

I note that you are still alive. Well done.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2019-02-28 00:52:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If you liked that post, make sure you slap that like button with your elbows! Check out my unpacking video playlist and be sure to hit that notification bell to be part of the first alert squad, fam! My sister's doing a work out series, links in the description below, and I'll be twitch streaming fortnight all week *shoots self*

Submitted by Unabonger at 2019-02-28 00:37:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

nice alter

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-26 22:19:51 EST (#)

Maybe I should have read the reviews before jumping to my conclusion here and making an ass of myself. I didn't realize this was a user. In any case, creating a user name loosely based off sludge is disrespectful to say the least!

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-26 22:17:24 EST (#)

Oatmeal? It's a breakfast.

I think about half the users on this site are outside of the US, so if you're wondering what "Oathmeal" is, I can pretty much assure you it's a misspelling of the word oatmeal. On that note, oatmeal comes in two varieties... either the stuff in a big bottle that you have to pour boiling water over, or little packets, usually flavored with brown sugar.

This shit is disgusted however you put i... oh god I need clear my passport to get around in the world.

Hope that clears things up.

Murphy

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-17 22:03:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

oatmells sucks Elon Musky's musky dickballs. that is all.

Submitted by Yes at 2019-02-15 19:25:43 EST (#)

Who?

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-15 09:46:26 EST (#)

LOL

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-02-15 09:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"Conquered my demons"...Lol. Now uses passive-aggression instead, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-02-14 19:47:16 EST (#)

Submitted by scourge at 2019-02-12 19:43:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2


I'm surprised nobody has beaten him within an inch of his life, tbh.


This post was shit, btw.

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See, Matt, this right here is why you're so miserable. I mean, all you know is anger and aggression. It's very sad.

I've evolved in life. I have conquered my demons and become a force for good in the world. You, sadly, have not. Rather, you've chosen to cling to negativity and hate. I feel really sad for you.

I'm holding out hope that you find some semblance of light in your life. It's my honest wish that you don't die alone and regretful for how blankly the world received you.

Good luck.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-02-13 10:29:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"Self Help Guru" below.

I also enjoy the alter accounts that you've made to comment on your YouTube links.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-02-12 22:25:19 EST (#)

lol@scourge

What? You didn't think Phillipe was cute?

...fatass.

Submitted by scourge at 2019-02-12 19:43:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-02-11 10:01:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

He's a fucking psychopath with delusions of grandeur and the biggest liar the internet has ever seen. Plays a victim while trying to fuck with other people's lives. Pathetic, unemployable person.

OK, second biggest, behind the Cheeto in Charge.

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This, exactly. He and his friend Simon also send gay prostitutes to people's places of work as a 'fun joke.'

I'm surprised nobody has beaten him within an inch of his life, tbh.


This post was shit, btw.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-02-12 11:41:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2


I know someone that makes a dish called 'Drunken Spam' and part of the recipe calls for marinating ham in a vat of rum. I don't believe this coincidence and I accuse Spam of knowing the cook.

But, I digress! Nice fanboy vibe there, Spammy. Got a picture of Oathie hanging in your locker, dontcha?

And, Perkman, what's with all this "I'm a writer, damn it. Respect my craft." bullshit? I respect the Hell out of the writing craft and it is why I can't stand to watch you butcher it on a daily basis. You do for writing what John Wayne Gacy did for clowns.



Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-11 13:13:39 EST (#)

Much uglier version of Seth Green b'low.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-02-11 11:52:51 EST (#)

Someone needs a diaper change, below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-02-11 10:01:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

He's a fucking psychopath with delusions of grandeur and the biggest liar the internet has ever seen. Plays a victim while trying to fuck with other people's lives. Pathetic, unemployable person.

OK, second biggest, behind the Cheeto in Charge.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2019-02-10 16:43:09 EST (#)
Rating: 1

He’s had his ups and downs like the rest of us.

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-09 14:40:06 EST (#)

Even uglier version of Seth Green below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-02-09 14:10:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Forgot to rate.

Submitted by HotWillie at 2019-02-09 13:09:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I don't know about him, but you sound like a fucking moron.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-02-09 09:17:01 EST (#)

Who?

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2019-02-09 00:55:14 EST (#)
Rating: -1


The hate for Perkman is uncalled for.

I've done nothing but give you slags beautiful writing, from mountain cliffs...

You impotent, spoiled, disgusting, children.

I'm a writer, damn it. Respect my craft.

I'll post since it's what heroes do... We save the world when no one gives a fuck.

Good day.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-02-08 23:19:01 EST (#)

I turned off ratings on that post because some old fuck named Jeff likes to camp my shit.

You're cool peeps, Spam.

I think FF below nailed it, really. I've been an impetuous little twit on this site in the past. The vestiges of my antics live on today in the form of butthurt pussies who can't get over the fact that I'm better looking, stronger, and more successful than they are.

From JayPeg to Method and from Perkman to HadToBeDone, they've all contributed in some way to the legacy that is OathMeal.

At the end of the day, I'm just a street musician-cum-copywriter who makes YouTube videos about nootropics. How vanilla is that.

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-08 19:21:13 EST (#)

Sicosemen and Oathmeal are basically the same person.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2019-02-08 18:43:42 EST (#)

People started trolling him because he would get super fucking triggered and lose his shit in an amusing way (if you're the type of asshole that's amused by upsetting people with obvious emotional problems). Now baiting him is just sort of a pathetic, retarded tradition even though he no longer appears to be bothered by it.


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