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Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-01-28 04:20:50 EST
Rating: -1.12 on 9 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Why are Americans now pretending to be Brits and, even more bewilderingly, doing so in a blinky blimey Mary Poppins Dick van Dyke way?

Just be Americans. You know, at home in the race riot, the school shooting or the eating contest.

We’ll keep imploding into a tiny island cut off from the rest of the world without any help from our wayward cousins across the ocean, but stop trying to do our accents. It does not work and embarrasses everyone.


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Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-03-11 06:47:15 EDT (#)


If only that were true. Look at best mate for terrifying evidence.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2019-03-10 14:18:16 EDT (#)

Still on about this, Red? You really should come to Philly and see how absolutely no one is trying to be British, ever. Though we can offer what you might call a "proper pint." I'm buying.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-03-06 13:35:14 EST (#)

I'm coming back to this and I'm in a different mood.

You're saying that Americans are race-rioting, school-shooting, eating-contest-eating fucks. How dare you. You clearly have no capacity for nuaince or humility at your lack of knowledge. Come visit before you comment, eh? I'd host you here in AZ if I didn't think you were a total prick.


Submitted by Dervel at 2019-03-06 06:33:31 EST (#)

You've got to admire how it was wrong from the very first word.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-20 00:27:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dru M is a monster cock. Therefore nazis. Proved me rite.

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-19 12:15:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Dru M at 2019-02-19 12:15:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

As much as I hate to do this

+2 because the cock b'low is actually even less funny than you

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2019-02-19 11:57:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

no. murikas hate UK now because BREXIT=== NAZIS== TRUMP.

Submitted by Spam at 2019-02-08 16:01:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-08 02:43:24 EST (#)

Maybe a bit arrogant there. Many Americans are looking north to Canada, and auto-assume they actually want us. I don't auto-assume Brits want Americans either, but clashes of English accents are fucking hot. Ok I'll be honest porn I watch with English accents get me off quicker, which is nice if I'm in a rush.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-08 02:39:38 EST (#)

The short answer is properly informed Americans are jealous. You Brits have managed, over a much longer period of time, to separate politics from pageantry. This has only really been a significant distinction in recent years, where the two in America have become blurred. Some of us envy you, and in my view that's a good thing. This has something to do with balancing and tempering power and ego, and I'm hoping that I don't need any further explanation.

As an American, and cautious optimist, we'll come around soon. In the meantime, enjoy your time as an inspiration (and sometimes, emulation) of your politics and focus on tradition. Just cut out the religious nonsense in your constitution that still prevents me from applying for a visa.

Regards Murphy

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-01-30 09:28:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Look: A perfect score!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2019-01-29 15:38:57 EST (#)

Wtf are you talking about

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-01-29 05:40:00 EST (#)

My point is made.

Also Bret gobbles tramps for fun

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2019-01-29 00:05:41 EST (#)

My English accent is amazeballs. I'm sorry if my excellence threatens you.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-01-28 22:53:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I don't gotta 'do' your accent when my Southern drawl makes all the British honeys wet with excitement and I likes 'em since they have more teeth than my cousins.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2019-01-28 19:44:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-01-28 10:40:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Fuck off

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since `Funky Town.'

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