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Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-26 16:45:24 EST
Rating: -1.0 on 6 ratings (6 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Ok you sons’s and daughter’s of Satan, listen if ye dare, to a Yorkshire man, blithering on about his land of birth. OK, afore we start, how many of you have any idea where Yorkshire is? Go on, I dare ye! Where the gentle hills roll to the Dales, God’s own, where if a man shags his favourite ewe before tackling the milking shed, ‘tis considered indecent if he did not.
In Yorkshire we have a simple but pithy saying, excuse the vernacular, “ift has a pulse, shag it, ask questions after.” Aye, lad, many a morning ave put ont mi wellies and trudged over ice encrusted yard to greet mi ewe. She looks up at mi, an wiv a twinkle in er eye presents mi with er hind quarters. I luv that lass, it was a sorry day when I sent er to halal butcher, who dint give a bugger ‘ow old , t’old sheep was. Mind you, brass is brass, needs must.

Ps: Not sure if Yorkshire dialect is Google translatable so her goes.
blithering = talking just a little too much.
brass = money
Ye= you
Shags= sexual intercourse
ift= if you or it
don’t= did not
t’old= the old
ave= have
dint = did not
tackling= commencing
ont mi= on the/my
Aye by gum= the time honoured greeting one sheep fucker makes to another.

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Submitted by Spam at 2019-02-08 16:24:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2


'Tis the Lancs wanks that screw the ewe. The Yorkie cunts console their souls by shagging sheep.

Then something about Midland men, or southern shits. Truth be told I got bored of typing this up very quickly indeed.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2019-02-08 12:43:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love the language in this one. Are you a fan of the ‘ol A Burgess?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2019-01-28 10:19:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What the shit?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2019-01-27 15:50:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

How very Dick Van Dyke

Submitted by DaBeast at 2019-01-27 03:49:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm certain that I'm related to you.
Thanks for not contributing to the gene puddle; it's murky enough.

Submitted by Dru M at 2019-01-26 16:54:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Definitely not a Limey.

Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts!

Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish