Aye bye gum!Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2019-01-26 16:45:24 EST
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Ok you sons’s and daughter’s of Satan, listen if ye dare, to a Yorkshire man, blithering on about his land of birth. OK, afore we start, how many of you have any idea where Yorkshire is? Go on, I dare ye! Where the gentle hills roll to the Dales, God’s own, where if a man shags his favourite ewe before tackling the milking shed, ‘tis considered indecent if he did not.
In Yorkshire we have a simple but pithy saying, excuse the vernacular, “ift has a pulse, shag it, ask questions after.” Aye, lad, many a morning ave put ont mi wellies and trudged over ice encrusted yard to greet mi ewe. She looks up at mi, an wiv a twinkle in er eye presents mi with er hind quarters. I luv that lass, it was a sorry day when I sent er to halal butcher, who dint give a bugger ‘ow old , t’old sheep was. Mind you, brass is brass, needs must.
Ps: Not sure if Yorkshire dialect is Google translatable so her goes.
blithering = talking just a little too much.
brass = money
Shags= sexual intercourse
ift= if you or it
don’t= did not
t’old= the old
dint = did not
ont mi= on the/my
Aye by gum= the time honoured greeting one sheep fucker makes to another.