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Please help me become the King of Fake News

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2018-01-06 13:09:33 EST
Rating: -2.0 on 2 ratings (5 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hi everyone,

I our smart and stable president is having an official Presidential Fake News Award Ceremony on Monday, where he will crown the first King of Fake News.

I am in fact the true King of Fake News, both in deed and by right of birth. It is important to me that I am officially recognized as such by the US government. It do a lot to help legitimize my regime.

I am writing to you, my long time Ubersite friends to please lobby the president to crown me the King of Fake News. My understanding is that the ceremony is on Monday, so you only have a couple days left to send your hand written letters, petitions, emails, tweets and direct messages on my behalf.

Thanks in advance.

Most Sincerely,
The King of Fake News
(aka spacemoneky)

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Submitted by blackbear at 2018-01-18 16:29:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

There's no such thing as fake news. It's just a conspiracy against Donald Trump.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2018-01-11 17:29:55 EST (#)

Right of birth? Shit, man. Where do I sign?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-01-08 15:31:44 EST (#)

first laugh of my day
thank you

OK maybe it was a

Submitted by Shlongy at 2018-01-08 10:07:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You write the way he speaks so it's a match made in purgatory.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2018-01-06 20:25:23 EST (#)

Good luck, that medium is kinda over-saturated at the moment.. but, do you.. Hope destroying America, and ushering the 4th Reich is lucrative for you.

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