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Happy Terrorism Day!

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2017-09-11 14:11:39 EDT
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Once again it's that time of year! Terrorism Day! You didn't forget, did you citizen? If you did, don't worry, we'll drill it into your head all day. It's Terrorism Day! Happy Terrorism Day! Hooray for the War on Terror! Let's slaughter civilians all over the globe for sixteen more years! Let's surrender our liberty for useless security theater and complete and total electronic surveillance!

Have a great Terrorism Day, and remember, if we don't continue to militarize the police and train them to murder people at the slightest provocation, the terrorists win!

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Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-09-17 00:31:50 EDT (#)

The Cliches were successful?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-09-13 18:11:09 EDT (#)

Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-12 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Why mess with a successful recipe?

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2017-09-12 09:46:33 EDT (#)

Nice to know that after all these years Shlongy is still a useless jackass with nothing of value to contribute. The consistency is comforting in these tumultuous times.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-11 22:28:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Ooh. Extremely edgy.

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-09-11 17:44:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Looks to me like you're not supporting the troops

And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving