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Submitted by LittleMonster at 2017-03-17 15:38:25 EDT
Rating: 0.83 on 13 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I took a nap and logged back in to find that Uber has all but given up the ghost.
I can't say I'm very surprised, but it has left me wondering where everyone has gone. Please don't say Facebook, otherwise I'm logging off and burning my laptop.

Where are you going when you're "bored at work"?

I don't recognise most of the user names anymore.
Hopefully that means some of them are dead.

I want to read some decent writing, or at least be entertained.

If you can't manage that, then at least tell me what you've been doing the past five years. That should at least give me a laugh...

Or drive me to drink.


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Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-08-05 10:53:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

For fuk sake
The whining
We are entertaining even mid-whine

Submitted by bart at 2017-08-04 18:52:42 EDT (#)

Submitted by Linus at 2017-08-04 01:33:36 EDT (#)

Facebook, 4chan. Don't really use them that much though. A lot more Discord chat methinks.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2017-08-02 15:48:05 EDT (#)

fags below, and below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-05-23 09:56:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Recently moved into a new Refrigerator box, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-05-22 16:58:57 EDT (#)

Getting a reverse mortgage and planning for 'final expenses' below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-05-21 09:20:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Accurate, below.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2017-05-19 10:21:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ten years ago, when I first signed up to ubersite after seeing a caulincourt v Loki fight. There were posts like this, about ubersite not being as good as it used to be. But here it is, still straggling along.

I have a feeling it will outlive us all, and the last comments will either be from shlongy or apollo.

Submitted by Fungah at 2017-05-03 19:55:54 EDT (#)

I got less free time. Grew older . bunch of acid. 30 now. Decent job. Canada and stuff. Saw some trees. Did some sex stuff with people. Sometimes in the butt. Usually not. Got Facebook. Deleted Facebook. Reddit a lot. Reddit a lot a lot. Took thousands of shits. Literally thousands of shit. I think that's my greatest accomplishment. The thousands of shits.

Really, I'm an American hero if you think about it (for the shitting) . As a Canadian, I think that's even more of an achievement really.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-05-02 10:21:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You can suck oathmeal's filthy nutsac.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2017-05-02 10:02:56 EDT (#)

I split my time fairly evenly between Youtube, Facebook, Zillow, and Ebay. Every now and then I check back in on Uber and see if there are any old posters lurking around or any new ones that are worth reading, but it's usually just Oathmeal and Shlongy going back and forth about who is more worthless. Somewhat entertaining, I suppose.

Submitted by czwij at 2017-04-19 06:07:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

i.........remember you.
as being attractive and english.

that. is an oxymoron.

Submitted by iddqd at 2017-04-16 11:22:09 EDT (#)

the site had a moment, and the moment was pretty great. i would not be alone in having fond memories of it. ubersite enjoyed significant traffic - particularly for the time - and with enough fucksgiving from bart, may well have become something like reddit. but really 4chan (and specifically /b/) became that as it was a far lower barrier to entry than this site and as such allowed for the pure randomness that the internet inspires, whereas ubersite inherently fosters authorship, and the internet is in many ways anathema to authorship - and thus traffic dwindled as the content creators moved on and were not replaced.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-05 00:47:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this site's fucking awesome. i've been coming here under many different names, always changing when my true identity is discovered.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2017-04-02 05:10:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is this like roll call? *saunters in, twirling pitchfork, horns gleaming*

'Cause... here... I suppose...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-27 12:28:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Truth, below. Again.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-27 12:23:26 EDT (#)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2017-03-27 01:20:52 EDT (#)

I killed ubersite back in 2007. Ask anyone who was there. Sucked up all the energy and then left.
Just like to remind you that everything you predicted did not happen.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-27 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Truth, below.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2017-03-27 01:20:52 EDT (#)

I killed ubersite back in 2007. Ask anyone who was there. Sucked up all the energy and then left.

Submitted by Linus at 2017-03-23 22:16:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Bart resisted temptations and stayed true to the idea of running a site until you're dead. Didn't cash out or crash out. Kind of amazing if you ask me.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2017-03-21 20:17:19 EDT (#)


Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-20 12:09:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It sucked a little bit less the day that Shlongy joined back in 2004, but oathmeal and Perkman pretty much killed it.

Submitted by bart at 2017-03-20 00:53:01 EDT (#)

Ubersite has always sucked and it still sucks now

Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-03-19 23:08:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I seem to remember you being quite attractive.

Or having breasts.

Regardless...this site is now but a stillborn carcass that is only propped up by the last, dying remnants of its owner's fading dreams of internet significance. Ubersite is nothing more than an embarrassing husk of what the early 2000's offered to people who were quite literally Bored at Work.

The only thing I'm particularly interested in seeing is the site's actual, final breath.

The day when I log on to find out that typing in 'ubersite.com' returns a 404 error - even more telling, a completely new site run by the people from whom Bart accepted whatever paltry sum he decided would be enough to finally admit defeat - that day will mark the end of one era and the beginning of everything else that matters.

Because today, Ubersite does not.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-18 20:57:03 EDT (#)

Also, uber's traffic quickly tanked with social media.
I guess it should've evolved like Myspace did, and die anyway.

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-18 20:55:21 EDT (#)

Trying too hard below

Submitted by Tormentos at 2017-03-18 14:55:23 EDT (#)

Everybody caught the flash, or the hard rain that came after. We buried what we could, burned the rest. No...

Everybody went to this big party over at 40th and Lex, but it was a drug dealer's place and the cartel came and they started shooting. No...

The greys came, as it had been foretold, and purged this planet of non-intelligent life. No...

There came a time when the jewels ceased to sparkle; the gold lost its lustre, and all that was left was a father's love for his daughter. No...

The Rapture occurred, and all Uber was taken bodily to Heaven. No...

Everyone mutated into Buffalo Girls, and disappeared around the Outside, around the Outside, around the Outside. No...

Now I remember! Everybody fucked your mom in the ass, got AIDS, and died. That's it!

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2017-03-17 18:10:45 EDT (#)

Hey, I like the cut of your jib, the plight of your troth, the squareness of jaw. You are in addition so right. The board is on it' s last legs, it's dying throe's, it last endearing breath. It lingers and tarries. If it is needed to look up le mot "tarries", then you will perceive it encapsulates the state of good old Uber, so accurately, it mightily takes your breath away. Hang on Jim, loins must be girded, sit up straight boy, England's officers were mounded on the playing fields of Eton.

Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam