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Submitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 18:55:24 EST
Rating: -0.67 on 3 ratings (3 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Today I woke up with morning wood and the scent of my own nightly farts.

It made me wonder if methane was aphrodisiac so I poured lighter fluid on a cloth and started huffing.

I passed out only to wake up without a hard on (?).

My experiment left me more confused but I still knew for a fact, that Perkman's essays suck ass.


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-08 10:32:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Saving Ubersite, one shitpost at a time.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-03-08 06:52:03 EST (#)
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shut up, fag (too much penis)

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-03-08 02:40:29 EST (#)
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