Things to ponderSubmitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 18:55:24 EST
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Today I woke up with morning wood and the scent of my own nightly farts.
It made me wonder if methane was aphrodisiac so I poured lighter fluid on a cloth and started huffing.
I passed out only to wake up without a hard on (?).
My experiment left me more confused but I still knew for a fact, that Perkman's essays suck ass.