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The dem priorities are so badly fucked up and they don't even see how detached they are.
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'Bloodbrothers' Van Quattro

Submitted by van quattro at 2016-10-17 14:55:32 EDT
Rating: -2.0 on 2 ratings (5 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

We fell quiet. He watched the television as a distraction. I had seen the movie before and while it was strange, it didn’t scare me. It almost seemed like a familiar world, a world of odd and shameful desires. The man’s strange loneliness and need hypnotized me and left me wondering if I had what he had.

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Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 01:21:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I wouldn't worry about it. Chemtrails are real.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-10-18 18:44:37 EDT (#)

Pancakes. Thanks everso. *grabs mixing bowl

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-10-18 12:23:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

...And then, you shit all over Ubersite.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2016-10-17 15:44:41 EDT (#)

The lid flipped open with an unceremonious 'smack'. At the slightest squeeze, the thick syrup spilled forth from the small opening and landed on my pancakes. I grew concerned that the room-temperature syrup might disrupt the melting of the butter on the warm flapjacks. I saw, to my horror, my concerns well-warranted. A solid, golden cube of butter found a rapidly-rushing river of syrup and followed it down to land on the bare plate where it would never soften. I grabbed my gun.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-10-17 15:36:25 EDT (#)

It's a start

Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass