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Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-20 01:30:52 EDT
Rating: -1.29 on 7 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I'm at a secret bar, listening to the next big band.. Think sublime and John Mayer wrapped into one.. It's majestical.. Truly is..

The drummer is a buddie I meant at a music video shoot. He was doing a favor and showed up to help. They're backed by Blink182.. Here the truth. I was an artsy kid, comic book duck, loved movies and art.. Everything seems fair in " art", your race didn't matter, your class, your background, and adventure.. I find solace in that as a youth. Maybe why I pursued and clung to it as a youth. Hence why I respect ubersite, we're all artisans..

Trying to make people smile, laugh, feel pain, and live, and realize there is always a brutal funny horizon in life.. So please, keep writing, when I get on.. I'll mention ubersite, and you'll know I made it. This is real shit, this is Perkman, this is life..

Thank you guys for helping me write, and have the balls to follow my path. I'm gonna get on CBS(meeting this morning) and I have pitches coming up.. I'm on the radar son! Haha, still handsome, still stupid, still can barely write.. But still smile at the sun, love my friends, ball tap my fat friends, demand, " trufflr shuffles", just drank a pint of Fireball in the alley in LA.. Since somethings will never change..

But I consider you guys my friends.. Always have, always will, hugs, buds..( drunk at an underground show at the infamous "Kitbitz room" on downtown LA, getting new material from the top, new band, and I think of ubersite, you guys grew on me,like a fungus.. With AIDS.. Means your never leaving.. Neither am I.. Love you guys( booze talking, drank half a fifth of,"Fireball" in 26 mins.. I'm still a baseball l jock son!!!) ( this was written drunk, at a bar, while a band plays, and my friends give me dirty looks,on an I-phone.. Bare with me on the mistakes, bud)

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Submitted by Stackle at 2016-11-07 11:42:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-10-03 16:21:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Perky, I love you so fuck art. Xx

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-20 21:10:09 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Think "This is fucking awful" and "oathmeal is an asshole" wrapped into one.. It's masturbatable..Truly is..

Submitted by Spam at 2016-09-20 18:18:58 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2016-09-20 18:41:06 BST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-20 15:48:47 EDT (#)

I wrote this after pounding the pint of Fireball at the show... I stand by my words. haha

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-09-20 13:41:15 EDT (#)

John Mayer and drinking Fireball in an alley. I didn't realize you were a 17yo fat girl. I suppose it's not surprising, though.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2016-09-20 13:41:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-20 10:07:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-20 08:35:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

well, fuck you too.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-20 01:36:49 EDT (#)

Hahaha, I feel the booze rumbling in my belly.. My perfectly abbed belly that is.. Haha, love you guys..(booze talking, but some truth in it.. Really, it's been over a decade.. Thanks for dealing with me. Truly thanks)

It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College