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Submitted by SoxSexSax at 2016-09-15 10:34:38 EDT
Rating: -1.72 on 9 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Im a recovrein alcoholic

i last had a dirnk 1 huor ago.

But.....no more. I heerby vow to neve drink agian.

i am seriuos.


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Submitted by rockcandy47 at 2017-03-05 05:54:04 EST (#)

no wonder this sites become a joke, a clique of halfwits chased them away....me too

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-16 17:21:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you're all morons. this is just my alter, the typos were put there purposely, with much consistency, just to see if i could get predictable -2 die responses from you all. my plan worked perfectly.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-09-15 18:22:38 EDT (#)

Drink, don't drink... nobody cares. It's your life to fuck up if you want to. The rest of us only ask that you don't fuck up anyone else's life by plowing into their car after you pass out at the wheel and cross the centerline. Think of the children, sot.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-09-15 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Oh go, go on. Have a drink. Fuck up your liver but for gawd's sake learn how to spell.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-15 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Go on.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-09-15 16:24:06 EDT (#)


Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-15 14:54:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

The spelling, grammar and coherency of this pile of shit are all classic Perkman.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-15 14:06:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-15 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Please, continue to post. I need more details. I can envision you as a Perkman II.
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Really, Shlongy? This loser couldn't hold my jock strap.

Keep drinking, only quitters quit... and you're not a quitter...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-15 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Please, continue to post. I need more details. I can envision you as a Perkman II.

Submitted by Dru M at 2016-09-15 13:30:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2016-09-15 10:14:21 PDT (#)
Rating: -2

Drown.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2016-09-15 13:14:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Drown.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-15 11:05:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i recommend smoking weed.


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