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Travelin Band

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-17 15:03:30 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 2 ratings (8 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Travelin Band -

I spotted this vehicle in a store parking lot in Modesto. I parked and started taking photos. The side door opened and a man got out. He was smiling and asked me if I wanted to apply for the job.

Oh no sir, just shopping and saw this van and took some photos! I hope you don't mind.

"HEY GUYS, WE GOT US A GROUPIE!"

Walking backwards I stammered out that I was sorry I disturbed them, I did not know they were sleeping in the van. More people were tumbling from the side door, sleepy but grinning. Soon I was sprinting across the parking lot to do my shopping and let them go back to sleep.

The Jeep was parked next to the van, I approached from the far side and quietly eased my truck door open. With my grocery bag on the seat next to me, I turned on the ignition and the engine fired up. The door of the van opened again, only this time the passenger door opened too. I put the pedal to the metal and started laughing. Last words I heard were:
YOU CAN HAVE THE JOB!"

I smiled and waved and hollered thanks.

When I got home, I took a look at the photos. I saw the words "BLUES" - "funk" - "GOT POT" and "chick singer wanted". Wonder what they pay?

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Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-18 19:32:58 EDT (#)

Perk, I am in the mountains. On clear nights I can see the Great Central Valley twinkling below. Modesto is a good place to find bargains. I deal with people of all kinds, and have found that humor and kindness go a long way in this world.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-18 19:32:21 EDT (#)

Hells Bells Silvr! Gorilla #4!

You could have seen the van, it is a travelin band.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-04-18 19:27:17 EDT (#)

That might be it, but I swear I remember seeing the van in person somewhere. It might have been either Asheville or Athens. Maybe I'm just superimposing your post with my reality. Who knows. I'm too stoned to give a shit at this moment.

Pro tip: Gorilla Glue #4 is NOTS to be fucked with.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-18 14:47:27 EDT (#)

Amber Alert for gals who like tha blues joedaddy?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-18 14:46:27 EDT (#)

Silvr, tis recycled post from long ago. You have a good memory.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-04-18 08:35:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've seen that van before. I can't place it, though.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-04-18 01:34:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Modesto? So, you deal with racists, farm boys, druggies, and weirdo's, and a tinge of money? Well, nice. I knew a kid from that area.. well, not there. The ghetto up by there called "Tracy"... those people.. wow. Trash, simple as that. But, I like the cut of your jib, girly.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-04-17 17:42:16 EDT (#)

Homer: Is this episode going on the air live?

June Bellamy:
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a
terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show


Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

A Milhouse Divided