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R.I.P. Terry Wogan

Submitted by Dru M at 2016-01-31 07:50:45 EST
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Submitted by Dru M at 2016-04-06 11:31:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-22 21:07:45 EST (#)

And how did I end up naked in the back of a Wichita Police car? And who is Earline?

Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-13 15:06:57 EST (#)

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-13 10:03:44 EST (#)

Seeing how the DNC is reacting to Bernie Sanders' popularity with the voting future of our party by allowing Hillary to beg for even more money and assigning superdelegates to her to prevent anyone else from getting the nod makes me wonder: Why are establishment Democrats so obviously opposed to actual democracy? Bernie gets the votes, let him be the nominee! That's democracy!

Donald Trump will become the next president!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-13 08:15:10 EST (#)

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Submitted by pen_name at 2016-02-13 00:16:13 EST (#)
Rating: 1

That's better.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-13 00:15:07 EST (#)

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Submitted by pen_name at 2016-02-13 00:08:32 EST (#)
Rating: -1

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Submitted by Random Joe at 2016-02-12 15:34:51 EST (#)

Seeing how the DNC is reacting to Bernie Sanders' popularity with the voting future of our party by allowing Hillary to beg for even more money and assigning superdelegates to her to prevent anyone else from getting the nod makes me wonder: Why are establishment Democrats so obviously opposed to actual democracy? Bernie gets the votes, let him be the nominee! That's democracy!

Submitted by Dru M at 2016-01-31 08:00:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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