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Submitted by RoadSong at 2015-05-09 17:18:21 EDT
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DUN DUN DUN
I have met some pricks, you sir are a fucking CACTUS!
Peener candles...Back to the 7th grade for you
Self-publishing and electronic distribution is the future of books.
Shruberymofo
Listen, we all know it's not ok to hurt black people's feelings. You wouldn't want them to be fussy.
Cracker ... honky ... white trash ... redneck ... hillbilly ... Why don't these words offend whites?
Did your relatives having a shitty time 200 years ago keep you from succeeding today? No? So.....
Dear Black People, stop complaining about having it rough. Sincerely, The Jews.
Burn.
I useta like dese pics so now that ima big boy I made some on my own
WOO!!!
I lurked for years because you scared me, now it seems I scare you.
Chain of fools
It’s easy to hide behind the veil of the Internet. People don’t have faces; just pixels arranged in an orderly fashion.
Secretly admire you
FUSION FUSION FUSION
What chu talking bout Willis?
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.
Whysie = The Uniter. More alters than Oathmeal
HIT COUNTER PLEASE BART!
Hey Perk ... what's your favorite NFL football team?
"Perkman will stay Perkman, despite being pathetic and weak." - fixed
Why don't these words offend whites? - You can only be offended if you care about the source.
If you're born in Florida, you're a "Cracker". Just like "Buckeye", "Hoosier", or "Texan".
whysie was Eiffel Tower'd by Mr. Rogers and Bil Cosby
Do right all night woman
i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GREWBERFEST IS SO i SHALL POST an evil daffodil and the Bears sign.
Come see a old one eyed fat man some day
If you do not like this, than go take a thourough shit in yer Prius. Good day
Smoking kills you slowly. Stealing smokes can kill you in about 15 minutes.
Ubersite's getting a little more traffic? No, the five people who come just come more often.
Come on now.
Everybody.
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Every clap your hands.
We got Wormser....
Don't leave :<(
Ooops. Sorry.
Who is every and why should he or she (or it) clap their hands?
"Smoking is a classy way to commit suicide." - Billy Pilgrim's Father
WHITE TEARS
WHITE OPINIONS
My dog writes better than your cat
Jews have it rough? Wealthy jews own america, FYI.
JonnyX is fat and a faggot, we all know this... haha loser.
Jian Ghomeshi arrested.
old old old
Dear Jews, stop making everyone feel sorry about "muh 6 million"- everyone else
With niggers and jews, we all lose
WOO
I ate two cookies baked with bud butter and passed tha fuk out!
Did your relatives have a shitty time 200 years ago? ~ skate it off fukker
brain damage
Don't call me nigger whitey - don't call me whitey nigger
acquired Savants ...
if you're happy and you know it clap your flippers
*your flippers
Autistic children are often precognitive.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
it's not ok to hurt black people's feelings by mentioning they have pubic hair on their heads
You wouldn't want them to be fussy. No but they need to steal some belts I don't wanna see dat ASS!
Jian Ghomeshi arrested. ~ who what where when why?
I would riot too if I had pubic hair growing from my head.
Did your relatives have a shitty time 200 years ago? ~ skate it off fukker
brain damage
HIT COUNTER PLEASE BART!
Oh honey
acquired Savants ...
Someday Australia will get into outer space
if you're happy and you know it clap your flippers
*your flippers
REFLECT REFLECT REFLECT
Autistic children are often precognitive.
it's not ok to hurt black people's feelings by mentioning they have pubic hair on their heads
You wouldn't want them to be fussy. No but they need to steal some belts I don't wanna see dat ASS!
Jian Ghomeshi arrested. ~ who what where when why?
my Monday has been made
I would riot too if I had pubic hair growing from my head.
Ubersite's getting a little more traffic? ~ could be just one of us here with OCD...
Hiding inside this turkey is an entire duck AND a chicken. NSFV (not-safe-for-vegetarians).
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
In another few hours, I'll be dead.
A hiker who was mauled to death by a black bear in September took photos of the lumbering animal
Vladimir Putin's Tiger Causes Mayhem in China
Victimization Survey in 2010, 62,593 blacks were the victims of white violence.
Victimization Survey in 2010 ~ 320,082 whites were the victims of black violence."
after the accident he started seeing in fractals
Kiss this
DAMMIT I FORGOT TO DRAW THE SNEAKY DRUNKEN KANGAROO PEERING MENACINGLY FROM BEYOND THE TREESSS...
You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
Cinnamon Toast Crunch ice cream sandwich
GO BEARS!!
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland
Lollipop Laaane!
1 quart good vanilla ice cream (Häagen-Dazs, Ben & Jerry's, Edys Grand, etc)
Submitted by Tyrone at 2014-08-30 01:55:30 PDT (#) Rating: 2 I want sum fried chicken and wafles
This problem is a direct result from Lying and Corruption in the government.
I wonder what Missouri politics had to do with all this.
God Bless Texas
Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
They need to string both parents to a tree, for bringing such a MONSTER into our world.
Get an education, stay out of gangs, and try to clean up you own neighborhoods instead of burning
Protesters force lockdown of City Hall today in St. Louis..
The families of 105 police officers killed this year in the line of duty had a riot. ~ NO
seeing ghosts
Bucket O Blood Saloon
EXACTLY RIGHT. IF YOU DON'T ASSAULT A COP, YOU WON'T GET SHOT. SIMPLE.
scrunching away at their cans
http://www.cabelas.com/product/Leupold-reg-RX-i-TBR-Compact-Rangefinder-with-DNA/1161086.uts?WT.srch
The families of 105 police officers killed this year in the line of duty had a riot. ~ NOT!
Run this up the flagpole twatwaffle
Board Mercia x Brits
England has the highest stupidity rate on the planet
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Florida, Texas and Alabama.
So, out of 196 countries on Earth, 42 have lower murder rates that the US. Not too bad, I'd say.
not an exhaustive list… and competing with Mexico as to who can kill the most isn't great.
What sort of gun laws do you suppose the 153 more murderous countries have?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate look.
Why do so many americans murder?
highest prison rate. high murder rate. high obesity rate. 'Merica
Murders; MX: 15/100,000, USA: 5/100,000. MX gun laws are far stricter than US's. Criminals, laws.
Wikipedia? Really? Go look up actual research.
so you're better than Mexico. Way to set the bar…
Why do so many murderers in any country murder?
huffington post is a good source? you sir, are a moron.
Why is the overall crime rate so much higher in the UK than in the US?
Because a criminal mentality means crimes will occur. Idiot.
I have decided to make drawings of plants my new direction here on Ubersite.
http://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp it isn't…
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Total-crimes-per-1000 it is
The pig was later reported sleeping his hangover off under a tree.
huffington post is a good source? better than wikipedia.
shame of trying to take down a cow
You realise wikipedia has citations? Stupid stupid american
ETS writes a few articles for the hugglepoofs and suddenly he's the tinfoil expert
You don't understand how to use Wikipedia
weep
i am a golden gold.
Just imagine if it had been a drunk kangaroo
HIT COUNTER PLEASE BART!
A Wiki article can be used as a lookup point for sources.
You live in a virtual christian theocracy with gun nuts struggling to be better than Mexico.
Badmouthing Wikipedia is so 2007...
Torturers, murderers, burger eating, culturally devoid, arrogant, children who can't be trusted.
And that's just the UK
when Disney cartoons and Las Vegas are your greatest cultural achievement, don't judge your elders
america is basically slightly less violent mexico.
The UK and culture? A non-sequitur
http://www.biographyonline.net/british/greatest-britons.html
Diana @ #3? What bullshit!!
Damn democracy
Neither the UK nor the U.S. is a true democracy
I'm not saying Democracy is good.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, rest in peace you go getter~~~
I mean, how many times have you elected a Bush?
Bushes were elected by idiots and fools
yes, yes, Americans. What's your point?
GO FROZEN BEARS MOO!!!
That's why you shouldn't be allowed guns. That and all the murders you do.
The Huffington Post isn't a good source for anything other than poor writing.
jonnyx is a lesbian like whysie is a published author
ihopeimakeitto95
This is a masterpiece.
Is White Christmas racist?
Some are born to sit by a river
Some are born to dance
Seems legit to me
Just stopped by to see who thought it was my fault.
You need a damn good whacking
I mean, how many times have you elected a Bush? - never, but in once voted for a shrub
Just stopped by to see who thought it was my fault?
You need a damn good whacking!-Where?
Elected two Bushes as President. Same as Adamses, Harrisons, and Roosevelts.
The Interview was an insurance scam. They only filmed a trailer.
Is it guns you hate? Or is it irresponsibility? Or is it fun? Or is it freedom to choose?
EU: obesity is now a disability. YOU SORRY FAGGOTY-ASSED PANSIES ARE LAUGHABLY STUPID!!!
I'M A MEMBER OF THE NRA AND I MOLEST CHILDREN
BILL COSBY IS A RAPIN' FOOL WITH BLOOD IN HIS STOOL
Is White Christmas racist? - no, but Nigger Christmas is.
I'm not saying Democracy is good. - why not?
Just admit that you hate the USA, for whatever reasons you do.
democracy bad because idiots vote
jonnyx is a lesbian like whysie is a published author
I have met some pricks, you sir are a fucking CACTUS!
No time to explain grab those tongs
ZZ Top
You need a damn good whacking
I have met some pricks, you sir are a fucking CACTUS!
Rude gestures are my forte'
Just stopped by to see who thought it was my fault
Eat a schnitzel asshat
None of it matters
What do Brits know, they eat clotted cream...
E Coli is eating your cortex
Director is still drinking
8 stabbed to death in house in Oz. Better ban knives now. Yeah, that'll work.
England has the worst teeth in the world
Why do so many americans murder?- because you are so irritating
Black Santa has too many Ho
At least we don't murder princesses
JohnnyX if your a Lesbian, wheres the flannel shirt?
I was bitten by a spider as I sat down beside her.
Your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
If your opinion of Americans mattered at all we'd probably be amused that we irritate you. If.
skrappy doesnt understand there is a world outside of america. a world with thin people.
Just stopped by to see who thought it was my fault
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same
I want to meet a guy named Art.Take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.
Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon.
Tis strange, but true; for truth is always strange
You say freak, I say unique
HIT COUNTER PLEASE BART!
;All living things contain a measure of madness that moves them in strange, inexplicable ways.
It's strange how time can make a place shrink, make its strangeness ordinary
Just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's not good advice
;I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas.
I am not a lunatic. Care for lunch on Mars?
I am not a douche bag, but I like to drink wine from it?
Someone put LSD in the peanut butter and I stuck to the ceiling.
I once owned guns but they took them away, when I hit the policeman in the eye with a pea.
Yes, we've covered that. - how about Bamboo. have we talked about that?
I was called a red herring by a group of blowfish.
Irrational would be a fear of werewolves. - I beg to differ.
I tried to bite the bullet while it was still moving?
Bambooooooooooooo!!!!
There I said it!
I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself.
http://www.wired.com/2014/12/google-self-driving-car-prototype-2/ Cars > Weapons
Driving a car isn't a right. You have to pass tests etc.
Owning guns is a right in the US. Carrying one requires a license, just like driving a car.
In Arizona, I need a license?
Wyoming?
Alaska?
Arkansas?
Maine?
Idaho?
The only thing I miss about winters in the North is girls in fuzzy sweaters.
OK, *most* States require a CCW to carry concealed, but not all.
http://lawcomic.net/guide/?page_id=5#crimlaw
Those angora sweaters looked good, made me itch tho
I once got stuck to a car door handle in Alaska when I tried to open it w/o gloves
Bully - toadie - nameless rabble of victims
Little orphan Annie secret decoder pen
Feverish fluid
Show me how the little piggies eat
It's a LEG LAMP!
In between gulps of semen, Oathie wishes there were more flavors of lonely.
Oathmeal = discount imitation Axl Rose.
Ubersite has always been about the drama. Serious writers have lots of drama.
Ubersite is a 3rd rate circus clown car, and all the clowns have sad, tiny little peckers.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/30/woman-shot-with-own-gun/21062089/
TODDLERS DON'T OBEY LAWS
Oathie fairly sucks down semen
bigger picture
do the right thing
we are in this together
exactly how would a person MISUSE Uberboard
sittin here eating a pot pie in my underwear
bright shiny new year
I died. Did you hear?
grilled sammich
will happen
the signs are getting clear
the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow
asteroid hits
Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
affordable tract housing
part of the plan
chosen to tell the story
I failed the breathalizer test because of the mouth wash!
resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car
I slipped a frizbee when I threw a disc!
Rubberized chinese sub sanwiches cause indigestion.
Semen is lava for a sperm whale.
I hate me micro peener!-You too?
I flushed my rabbits foot down the toilet. The toilet threw up carrot juice, and bunny ears.
I called myself on the phone to see if I was home.-Were you?
NO!!!
Spermies a new junk food.
Chalk! It's whats for supper.
I was on the gravey train until it rolled off the mash potatoes.
Id rather go to bed with two wolverines than a hedge hog.
Porcupines can be friendly until you rub them the wrong way.
Do energy drinks contain bull semen? Yes!
www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/bullsemen.asp
&sa=U&ei=HoSjVNqlBM6tyATyvIDgBg&ved=0CCkQFjAE&usg=AFQjCNG0_JWfsvpFFzZlyrgSuSDB90svoQ
BILL COSBY RAPED LOTS OF WOMEN
gun nuts have no answer for toddlers shooting people
a LEGAL gun
what are guns for again? protection?
Protection from TODDLERS?
the police should have shot first! more guns is the answer!
walmart employees should have shot first!
uberboard lets me say things I wouldn't say to your face
We don't.
Too many god damned moons!
Where'd you go, cat-herder?
I hope you appreciate my efforts to entertain you Uberboard...
Too many god damned moons! - you need to know
Too many god damned moons! - this one is for you. MIDDLE FINGER MOON
Moon of Walmart Farts ~ I was stoned last night?
Moon of testosterone supplements
Moon of my fucking ass, bitch!
Long Dead Website Moon
We don't. You suck.
Moon of pale white ass hairs
https://ubersite.com/uberboard/all
Too many god damned moons! - this one is for you. MIDDLE FINGER MOON
This site needs: Hit Counter, Most Heated - why? What possible purpose would those serve?
Whysie published, "Pathetic, Unfunny and Irrelevant - How to Be a Loser in a Winning World"
...oh, and "Made in the USA"
Self Published == Not Published
Because the opinions of some snob behind a desk matter more than those of paying readers.
I bought all Jack's books. Paid money, and he got most of it. Self-published = Published.
Unless you're writing citeable papers. Then, self-published = worthless. Peer-reviewed = published
You bought his books? Congratulations, you've discovered charity!
Whysie is a published author.
"Forget crocodiles and snakes, the real animal threat in Australia is wild pigs.
Hardly charity. He wrote, I paid for his work product. That's business.
Observe as more and more bookstores close while readers go online and get books for $1.
Self-publishing and electronic distribution is the future of books.
When the children knock at the door selling cookies, that's charity too…
At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers
$1? Seems expensive for Whysie's 'work'
Did whysie ever win ubermadness?
I won every contest on Uber over the years
The charitable act there is the selling by the children. I pay, I get product. Business.
$1 IS expensive for whysie's work. Wouldn't buy whysie's product. It is by definition of no value.
Go get your cookies from Walmart. A lot cheaper.
Buying Whysie's work would be like putting your children's drawing on the refrigerator.
if your children were retarded. and drunk.
Is Whysie actually Jack? That's classic Uber.
whysie =/= Jack. Jack could not be that unoriginal, boring, lame, sad, and gay if he tried his best
even if he *really* tried?
even so.
whysie wishes he were Jack
are we sure Whysie isn't that fat scottish asshole who used to shag Orphelia?
Yes, because Orphelia is a girl and whysie thinks they're "icky".
Someone needs to lick my ballz
Orphelia is the one with the glass eye and the broken jaw right?
"ballz" : balls :. "cheez" : cheese
they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans
Orphelia has the big knockers
OH NO HE DIDN'T....
OMG help him he is losing blood pressures....
Ophelia is a sweetheart
"fagz" - whysie
Self publication == Not published
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!!
Stop badmouthing Orphelia. NOW. She's a friend of mine.
Orphelia's the one with 27 kids who lives in a shoe (which is as real as the love on your
HIT COUNTER PLEASE BART!
It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the eighties.
That is alll, good day maams and sirs

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You actually bothered to copy all those posts...?

I want to meet a guy named Art.Take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.
Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon.
Tis strange, but true; for truth is always strange...hehe!


De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.

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