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Submitted by DaBeast at 2015-02-14 16:52:41 EST
Rating: -0.67 on 5 ratings (8 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



Fuckers.


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2015-02-16 21:53:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Has inferred that her snatch smells like Valentine's Day roses, below.

I tend to believe her...BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

Submitted by Loren at 2015-02-16 10:33:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Jonnyx wins a set of steak knives. Oh, and you're fired.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar at 2015-02-15 16:28:17 EST (#)

"Did you come up with the idea that Valentine's day is all about sales, all by yourself? (Or as popular culture over the last 30 or so years has labeled a "Hallmark Holiday?")
Or are you just a complete fucking idiot who buys hand lotion by the palette? "

false dilemma, dum dum

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2015-02-15 16:10:41 EST (#)

caps are for closers








i mean losers

Submitted by Loren at 2015-02-15 16:03:42 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Wow tenofspades -
Not that I think anger is a problem, but you're an idiot if you think that I would genuinely get angry at such a weak display of vapid stupidity, as opposed to the much larger amount you have just exhibited by writing that.
Oh, and as my name happens to be a proper noun, may I suggest that you take your fleshy little finger and hit the shift key and honor it with the initial cap it inherently deserves.

Submitted by tenofspades at 2015-02-15 15:42:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

wow loren.... you got some serious anger problems

Submitted by Loren at 2015-02-15 12:16:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Wow. You are so smart. Did you come up with the idea that Valentine's day is all about sales, all by yourself? (Or as popular culture over the last 30 or so years has labeled a "Hallmark Holiday?")
Or are you just a complete fucking idiot who buys hand lotion by the palette?

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2015-02-15 03:06:40 EST (#)

VPic gave me a boner...Now you know how my V-day went...


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